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Not So Secret Anymore by Sineala for phoenixmetaphor
Fandoms: Marvel (Comics), Marvel 616, Avengers (Comics)
09 Feb 2022
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When Steve's laptop isn't working right, Tony offers to fix it for him, and he quickly discovers the problem: computer viruses. He also discovers a fairly large amount of porn. Gay porn. But that can't be Steve's gay porn, surely. Captain America doesn't have hundreds of gigabytes of gay porn. A virus must have put it there. Clearly the best thing to do is to delete all of this gay porn that doesn't belong on Steve's computer and then they'll never have to have a conversation about it and Steve will definitely never find out about the massive crush Tony has on him. Good idea.
This plan is perfect. Right up until Tony gets an email from Steve, asking if he could please have his collection of homosexual pornography back now.
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25 Dec 2025
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Xue Yang is dragged on a hike by Xiao Xingchen and Song Lan, but it's much more enjoyable than he expects.
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18 Dec 2025
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this secret language that we speak by lazulisong
Fandoms: 镇魂 | Guardian (TV), 镇魂 | Guardian (novel)
25 Aug 2018
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"If you don't want to do this any more," says Shen Wei, "you get off the couch, and we'll do whatever you want. Do you understand?"
Zhao Yunlan is so hot he thinks he's going to light the couch on fire. He swallows and nods.
"I didn't hear you," says Shen Wei, implacable as death. "Do you understand?"
Zhao Yunlan has to clear his throat, and when he manages to speak, his voice is gravelled with arousal. "Yeah. I do."
"Good," says Shen Wei.
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- Part 3 of guardian
- Part 3 of TRASH GARBAGE FIRES
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18 Dec 2025
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welcome to phainonville by pomegranatewaffles
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
12 Sep 2025
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There’s already a line of Phainons forming outside the cafe, and Phainon quickens his pace to join it. The barista greets him with a wide smile.
“Good morning, Phainon,” says Phainon.
“Good morning, Phainon,” says Barista Phainon. “The usual today?”
location: phainonville. population: 33,550,337. area: 9,910 square kilometres.
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2. mydei (1)Bookmarked by passivelyexisting
17 Dec 2025
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A woman gets groped in an elevator.
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03 Dec 2025
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All Fools in Love by vulpesoleil, yuuen
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
06 Nov 2023
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Ferdinand von Aegir doesn't feel that he has a place among the Black Eagles, but the Blue Lions welcome him in warmly. Hubert von Vestra, a looming reason for Ferdinand's decision, does not approve of this change of houses—especially when Ferdinand becomes fast friends with notorious playboy Sylvain Gautier and charming, handsome Prince Dimitri of Faerghus.
Hubert isn't jealous, oh no; he's merely concerned about the safety of the Adrestian Empire.
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23 Nov 2025
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take the best parts of ourselves (make them gold) by knifetop
Fandoms: The Magicians (TV)
10 Oct 2025
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“Charlie—She’s Charlotte, Charlotte Waugh—this is your teacher. He’s going to help you this year, and you’re going to help him. Can we say hi to Mr. Coldwater?" In which Eliot is pretty sure Quentin Coldwater, kindergarten teacher, was made in a laboratory for single moms.
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23 Nov 2025
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Just Look, Don't Touch by printers_devil for hydrangeatattoo
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Fire Emblem Musou: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes
19 Aug 2022
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Balthus is still keeping that old flame for the Lady Tiana von Riegan alive. Fortunately, the Goddess has granted him prime wank material in the form of Tiana's own son: face down, ass up, in a schoolgirl uniform. It's good to be the king!
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17 Nov 2025
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A Dark and Savage Magic by Tessa Crowley (tessacrowley)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 May 2024
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They say that the earliest spells were cast without wands, that they were bargains made with the earth. They say that the magic was theoretically limitless, equal only to the price the caster was willing to pay, strong enough to move mountains and reshape the sky. They say that omegas were pioneers of that magic, its scholars and its stewards.
But that was many thousands of years ago. Ages have come and gone since the last of the druids drew breath. Their knowledge, and their power, has slipped from history to legend, from legend to myth. Omegas are now an underclass, and druids a relic of an idealized but unattainable past.
Draco Malfoy, an omega himself, has a natural skill in the old magic that will do him no favors.
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12 Nov 2025
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Minato develops a seal for Kakashi to act as a contraceptive.
Funnily enough, Kakashi notices an increase in his libido not long after. Strange, right?
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- Part 6 of team minato x kakashi stories
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02 Nov 2025
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Now that Minato is gone, Jiraiya decides to take Kakashi under his wing to teach him a special skill.
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- Part 2 of kakabowl
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02 Nov 2025
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“So you still wanna fuck him,” Daniel said. “Why are you telling me? Just go for it.”
“I don’t want to fuck him,” Louis said.
“Right, I forgot. You don’t wanna fuck him, you wanna date him – you wanna make sweet tender love to him, and renew your vampiric vows. Maybe this time around, you can be the one putting your fist through some poor priest’s head.”
Lestat discovers the wonders of the internet. Louis discovers that, eighty years later, he's still just as normal about Lestat as he has ever been.
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11 Oct 2025
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A half-omega commander crash-lands on an alien planet, and his subordinate lets the tentacles have their way with him. Everyone from his superiors to his comrades to their alien allies want a turn with the commander's holes.
Chapter 1: Tentacles/Double Penetration
Chapter 2: Tentacles/Oviposition
Chapter 3: Gangbang
Chapter 4: Forced Exhibitionism/Spitroasting
Chapter 5: Public Humiliation
Chapter 6: Disinterested Top/Humiliation
Chapter 7: Gladiator Fuck RingBookmarked by passivelyexisting
20 Sep 2025
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Iruka has had a look of intense concentration on his face for the past twenty minutes.
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07 Sep 2025
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Hard to Love The Lonely Night by bloodsongs for rinsled05
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
14 Jul 2020
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Chu Wanning glares up at him, adjusting his women’s robes. “Still, why couldn’t you have been the wife instead?”
Coughing politely, Mo Ran looks to the side, avoiding his gaze. “Shizun’s skills with the illusion barrier far surpass this humble disciple’s, and, well…”
He doesn’t need to complete his sentence—it’s infuriating, but Mo Ran is now taller than him, broader than him, larger than him. Very much so. The young sapling he raised in Sisheng Peak is now a full-fledged tree, a man built like the mountains Chu Wanning has seen in his travels.
Chu Wanning and Mo Ran pretend to be a married couple visiting a small mountain town to investigate some suspicious disappearances. Mini Canon AU casefic. Contains spoilers up to Chapter 130 or so of the novel.
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01 Sep 2025
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Criminals like her are not put in shackles. The brand on her cheek tells everyone she's fair game when she's out on the streets.
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31 Aug 2025
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“You’re really straight?”
“As a bloody arrow,” Snape said flatly.
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29 Aug 2025
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thank you god of klein for this busty priest by htos
Fandoms: 新世界狂歡｜NU: carnival (Video Game)
11 Mar 2022
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“E-Eiden!” Olivine gasped, Eiden’s lips to his ear whispering his sexy little idea of the day. “Y-You can’t…? Is that even possible…” he stammered, and Eiden smiled.
It was midday at the estate— everyone else was off doing goodness knows what— and Eiden decided Olivine needed a little essence regulation, and he had just the idea for how to go about it.
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25 Aug 2025
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your crown to wear by spiralpegasus for adamantine
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
28 Dec 2022
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Dimitri stops in front of Felix, and it’s only now that he seems to notice the bundle tucked against Felix’s chest. “And… who is this, exactly?”
Felix freezes. It hadn’t been easy to explain Etienne to his father, or to Sylvain and Ingrid, but the words hadn’t choked him like they’re choking him now. Etienne, my bastard son, he cannot seem to say. For some reason, the idea of Dimitri thinking Felix laid with a woman even once makes something cold and uncomfortable curl up in the bottom of Felix’s chest.
“Etienne,” Felix finally manages to say. “He’s mine. From a wartime tryst. She didn’t want him, and she confronted me on my travels.”
Dimitri’s face falls. Felix cannot fathom why. “Ah,” is all Dimitri can say. “He’s… yours.”
“That’s what I said,” Felix snaps. “Were you hoping he was someone else’s?”
Those Who Slither in the Dark left one of their creations behind when they abandoned their lab in northeastern Faerghus: a baby, nameless and parentless. Felix takes the child in and claims him as his bastard to hide the truth of his origins. Dimitri co-parents. Or, a King and a Shield raise a child together before they're even dating.
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23 Aug 2025
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After a long, bloody war, Draco Malfoy just wants to do something good with his life for a change, and resolves to become a healer. But magical society refuses to make it easy for him, and an increasingly dramatic series of events—all of them instigated by Harry Potter—get him kicked out of med school, force him to live in exile, and threaten to destroy the new life he’s trying so desperately to build.
But Harry isn’t instigating anything—at least not on purpose. He’s just trying to work up the nerve to ask him out. His efforts don’t appear to be going great.
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22 Aug 2025