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Dave Lalonde is an internationally renown movie director arguably more famous than God, and indisputably richer. He certainly isn't expecting the bizarrely dressed stranger he runs into in the bathroom of an Academy Awards afterparty to indelibly interpose himself into his life in the worst possible ways. However much he might want to, Dirk Strider inevitably proves to be a man that Dave will never be able to forget.
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25 May 2013
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21 May 2013
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Dave's accustomed to Bro's various perversions. They usually don't bother him - at least until a playful dare starts getting more than a little weird.
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21 May 2013
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"Dude, not only did I spill the beans, I spilled twenty-seven different kinds of beans. Including pinto, lima, a rare hybrid of fava and black beans, and a hitherto unknown species of bean. And after all that you're going to sit around playing with yourself and yawning? Bro code compels you to do some spillage of your own, Egbert."
John rubbed a hand against the back of his neck, nodding along with Dave's words.
"Fine, I'll cough up some beans too. But scooch your bird butt over first, 'cause it's hogging up the bed."
Dave shifted on the bed, easing away to open a spot beside him. John toed off his shoes and flopped down with a huff on his side, hands tucked up to his chest. He nestled himself into the spot where Dave's other wing should have been, the frames of his glasses pressing into the side of his face as he dropped his head.
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21 May 2013
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It took Dave awhile to realize he and John had stopped plotting what they'd do if he visited. It'd been something that crept into late night conversations, shuffled itself between lines of John's awe-inspiring word-vomit about whatever the hell had given him a nerd boner that day and Dave's sweet spiels about the sicknasty beats he'd been laying down lately.
But it was okay, because they'd switched to plotting what they'd do when he visited.
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21 May 2013
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Dave's scared of how you touch him, but he's more scared to say something about it. It's on the tip of the pale pink tongue that flicks out to wet his bitten-raw lips as your gloved hand squeezes the meat of his inner thigh. It's how he shifts in your lap to keep himself light, weight sinking to the soles of his feet like he's going to spring away at any second.
The first time you touch him, his head snaps back to look at you like he's expecting an explanation. Like you're going to tell him why you saw it fit to smooth your hand over his ass as he clipped coupons for apple juice at the kitchen counter.
You don't offer one, and he doesn't ask.
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21 May 2013
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Dave knows his bro is into some weird stuff. Knows he runs a questionable paysite with a smorgasbord of kinks. And yeah─ that’s really… something. Something he tries not to think over too much. But when he comes home one night to find Dirk in a dress and a deal on the table, he can’t ignore it any longer.
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21 May 2013
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In which Karkat Vantas is a surly ex-Marine who is absolutely for sure NOT a gray space alien, nor has he ever been a gray space alien at any point in his life ever, regardless of what this weirdo Sollux Captor claims when they meet in a bar one miserable Friday night.
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07 May 2013
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What's there left to do when you live in a dream bubble with nothing but the trappings of a teenage boy's bedroom? Develop a piercing fetish, that's what.
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05 May 2013
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The product of a volatile black romance and two sicknasty rappers.
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05 May 2013
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CG: DO YOU WANT ME TO COME OVER?
CA: oh my god really
CG: YEAH. I MEAN, IF THAT WOULDN’T BE WEIRD.
CA: fuckin hell i shoulda got gillpox prevvious if that wwas all itd take for you to accept my standin invvitation to come and hang- Language:
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04 May 2013
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The Novice Mode is... unsettling, to say the least. Perhaps if it had been installed sooner, before the face had taken on such a strikingly human aspect, you wouldn’t have found yourself in this position. Perhaps if it didn’t look so much like Dirk.
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14 Apr 2013
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Sometimes, when you have nightmares about Sburb, you think you have them about the wrong things.
Like how empty the journey through the veil was. How there were no stars. How you felt as if you could float off at any second, into the nothing, and no one would ever find you.
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14 Apr 2013
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He looked up at your car, found you through the passenger window, stared through his sunglasses. You got out quickly and went over to him. He was very still as he watched you approach. "Hello, David." His mouth twitched at the name; you were the only one who called him that.
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- Part 1 of Father Time
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12 Apr 2013
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In three years alone in the veil, John Egbert gets to know the orange feathery knockoff of his best friend.
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12 Apr 2013
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“Holy shit,” you whisper. Dave joins you at the window.
There are no stars left in the sky. Nothing but blackness and a faint soap bubble sheen.
“Is that a dream bubble?” Dave says.
And then it swallows you.
Update: Now with a VERY NSFW illustration by Renaris.
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11 Apr 2013
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“You trust me, then,” he says. His voice is still level. Almost monotonous.
"What kind of a cockamamie question is that? Of course I trust you."
"Good. Then take your mask off."
You stare at him. It's pretty hilarious, actually. Your mouth is hanging open and everything, and even if he can't see it, you like to think he knows. Because it's a joke. He's trying to get a rise out of you. Dirk Strider and his line-toeing skullduggery! You laugh again. It's all air this time.
“Oh, yes—just let me slip out of this right quick and enjoy some of the nigh unbreathable miasma that passes for air on your planet! You’re a riot, Strider—a right bully jokester, top notch!”
You serarch the glossy black of those pointed shades for some indication of—well, anything, really, but all you find is your own reflection. It’s not a joke. He’s serious.
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10 Apr 2013
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John is delighted to reunite with Dave, his childhood friend who'd been the star of their small town. Everybody wanted to be like Dave, except Dave. John has since grown up, disillusioned, and Dave returns a fugitive.
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10 Apr 2013
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Davesprite has visions of doomed John, but he's late, always late, to realize what they really mean.
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08 Apr 2013
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Tavros knows that Dave simply needs to give up control for a while, and decides to take the matter in his own hands.
Dave relinquishes control and allows Tavros to shower him with love.
For the kink meme
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07 Apr 2013