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CG: THE INEVITABLE HAS OCCURRED.
CG: SOME MICROORGANISM ENDEMIC TO THIS FECULENTLY OVERCROWDED PLANET HAS MUTATED SUFFICIENTLY TO COLONIZE MY DEFENSELESS BLOODSTREAM.
CG: MIMICKING PRECISELY THE SCENARIO FROM THE HUMAN LITERARY CLASSIC ‘WAR OF THE WORLDS’
CG: EXCEPT THAT INSTEAD OF SAVING THE HUMANS FROM DESTRUCTION AT THE GRUESOME APPENDAGES OF MINDLESS GENOCIDAL MONSTERS, THIS HEROIC MICROBE HAS SAVED YOUR PATHETIC ASS FROM MY COMPAF;DS’
CG: COMPARATIVELY MILD WRATH AT YOUR COMPLETE FUCKING INABILITY TO EVER DO DISHES EVER.
CG: SO BASICALLY NOTHING LIKE THE BOOK AT ALL EXCEPT THAT I’M DISEASED.Bookmarked by patchwork_blatherskite
07 Apr 2013
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Arson Clinic engages in a nerdy rap battle with Lil Cal while stagehand Karkat smokes in an alley behind the venue and hates life.
Meanwhile, homeless punk John Egbert goes on a quest for a little rubber alien....
AND THEN THEY ALL ROCK.
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07 Apr 2013
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07 Apr 2013
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There is a certain freedom that comes with this summer. It is a time of risk and the danger of new beginnings.
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06 Apr 2013
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Once, Shigure thought that he was honestly in love with Haa-san. Or, a Mabudachi Trio high school fic.
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06 Apr 2013
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Sometimes he wondered if the Black was really a part of him, or something else. Something the curse brought with it. He couldn't tell.
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06 Apr 2013
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Hatori and Ayame have a conversation about a conversation about an ox and a rat.
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06 Apr 2013
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After the Scratch, Dave (almost) remembers John.
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31 Mar 2013
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In which John has a lingerie fetish. Written for the kink meme.
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31 Mar 2013
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Dave realizes he has a most unfortunate crush on his best friend. This is obviously a great foundation for a black relationship with Karkat. Competitive flirting is a thing that exists, the kids try out various bits of troll culture, Dave makes consistently excellent decisions and generally has his priorities in order (no he doesn't), and there's a whole lot of talking.
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31 Mar 2013
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"It might not be cool to have your panties all fucking knotted up in juice soaked uncomfortable-ness like this, but fuck it. You are filled with a righteous boyfriend rage and Karkat is about to feel it all over his face if he doesn't back off in about 2.5 milliseconds." A kinkmeme fill in which Dave shows Karkat what swagger really means."
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30 Mar 2013
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You shut off the shower. You’re shaking despite yourself and the silence between you is all ragged. You don’t fuck with your friends, you learned that lesson early and you learned it hard. This is all wrong.
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29 Mar 2013
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Karkat is out and out never letting the odd stick of a preacher's son ride his horse ever again. Or accepting a ride from Strider ever again, either. Faster, Maplehoof!
Or, In Which There Is A Car Chase, Except With Horses, And Also Quite A Lot Of Making Out.
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29 Mar 2013
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Your name is Dave Strider, and you are absolutely, positively, beyond all doubt, hands-down KING OF EATING NOOK.
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28 Mar 2013
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14 Mar 2013
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Your name is John Egbert, and this is definitely not what you intended when you signed up to be a foster home for animals in legal cases. Either way, a bit of love and nursing to health, then his charges would be ready for trial, and a rewarding, happy home. You'd seen trolls on television and YouTube, they were popular exotic pets with celebrities. Certain breeds were even useful for guide pets and companion animals for the elderly. Since they were almost-sentient, of course. Almost.
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18 Feb 2013
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Dave is a knight in love with the prince. In plain sight they are best friends, but behind closed doors they are much more. But knights are meant for princesses, and John is the heir of the kingdom- and they can not keep another.
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- Part 1 of The Heir and His Knight
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16 Feb 2013
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Dave didn't want to go to the fucking beach for vacation. He's scared of the water.
Then he almost drowns and is saved by a certain merman by the name of John.
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16 Feb 2013
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Karkat Vantas isn't like most kids his age. At sixteen, he's dropped out of school, run away from an abusive mother, somehow found an apartment and works full time to provide for himself.
Oh yeah, and his new roommate is an incubus.
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- Part 1 of Dead of Night
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16 Feb 2013
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Ghosts in the Machine by givemeunicorns
Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Movies), James Bond (Craig Movies)
09 Jan 2013
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He’s ambidextrous. He likes animals, particularly birds. He abhors the Beatles and Catcher in the Rye. His favorite book is Ender’s Game. He likes films of all kinds, except those made after books, because he’d much rather spend his sparse free time with the source material. His favorite color is dark blue and he loves the smell of honey even though he hates the taste. Q is a thousand strange, inconsequential facts that make up an incredibly intriguing whole.
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13 Feb 2013