patrickstumpismydad
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- Fall Out Boy (6)
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Things get awkward at the Stumph house when Patrick asks for his daddy to pass the salt and both Mr. Stumph and Pete reach for it.
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The competition finally starts to get to Pete and Patrick.
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- Part 4 of Neighbor Competition
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Having a Baby Definitely Isn't a Competition, Lunchbox by patrickstumpismydad
Fandoms: Fall Out Boy
08 Mar 2016
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When Patrick finds out Brendon and Dallon are adopting, jealousy runs high.
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- Part 3 of Neighbor Competition
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Patrick is determined to beat his neighbors for the bragging rights of the best relationship.
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- Part 2 of Neighbor Competition
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Friendliness Is Not A Competition, Lunchbox by patrickstumpismydad
Fandoms: Fall Out Boy
27 Feb 2016
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We’ve bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice.
An AU based on a text post from Tumblr.
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- Part 1 of Neighbor Competition
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Now Talking's Just A Waste Of Breath by mylittleduck
Fandoms: Fall Out Boy, Pete Wentz - Fandom, patrick stump - Fandom
18 Mar 2016
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What the hell is going on in there? I thought. As I didn't want, no one came outside yet so I had to unfortunately ring the doorbell and wait there like a dork. After 5 minutes, and some more unexplained yelling that was too muffled to understand, still no one came to answer. I rang the door bell again but still no answer. After 10 more minutes, I heard small footsteps speed towards me from inside. Then the door swung open and there stood a 16 year-old nerdy little kid.
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24 Feb 2016
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At age 23, Patrick Stumph is married to the Wentz's eldest son- all because their parents are best friends with each other. Patrick decides to go through with it to keep his parents happy.
Things go well for them, until Patrick slips up one night. From then on, everything starts to go downhill.
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"I'd be fine if my husband and his friend were just sleeping, you know, tired after a day's worth of classes? But that's not what happened, was it?"
Patrick winces and keeps his gaze downwards, bracing himself for what's coming next.
"So, tell me, Patrick, what am I supposed to feel when I found my husband and his friend, sleeping, naked?"
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06 Feb 2016
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To Take What I'm Given With Grace by likeasugarcube
Fandoms: Bandom, Fall Out Boy, Hush Sound, Empires, Panic! at the Disco
02 Jan 2014
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Pete wants to quit his soul sucking job at his father's firm, but he needs a spouse before he can collect on his trust fund. Patrick has just lost the scholarship to his music program at college. When a mutual friend introduces them, Pete comes up with a plan that could help them both out. What could possibly go wrong?
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- Part 1 of Marriage of Convenience
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- English
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- 61,810
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- 319
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Bookmarked by patrickstumpismydad
20 Jan 2016
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Patrick is a solo artist who's sunk his heart and soul into a second album that's failing to chart. Obviously what he needs to bump up sales and dirty up his nice guy image is a sex scandal. His music label hire amateur porn star and aspiring poet Pete to pose as Patrick's boyfriend and together they make one intimate video destined for infamy on the internet.
Patrick falling for Pete isn't part of the plan.
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- English
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Bookmarked by patrickstumpismydad
19 Jan 2016