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The Words Hung Above (But Never Could Form) by peterpuppieparker
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
03 Nov 2024
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In the event of his death or indisposal, Hidan has a letter prepared for Kakuzu to read (if the fucker actually bothers doing it)
"...I have three works for you: Motherfucking Fuck You. Fuck you and your stupid fucking freaky ass stitches, and your four cold-ass hearts, seriously you have four and they’re all the size of fucking gingko nuts! Fuck you, and you stupid long silky greasy ass hair, and your arms and you green eyes and EVERYTHING ELSE...
[DAY 6 - LOVE LETTERS]
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- Part 1 of KakuHida Week 2024
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During an Ambush Madara and Tobirama are hit with a seal that turned them into kids. Hashirama, of course, chooses to lock them in a room until they say two nice things about each other.
Whats said ends up having...unforseen consequences.
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- Part 3 of MadaTobi Week 2023
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The one where Izuna burns off Tobiramas Shirt in a spar and the new merchants assume he's Madara's hot wife because of it.
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- Part 5 of MadaTobi Week 2023
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His Eyes Look Sharp And Steady (Into the empty parts of me) by peterpuppieparker
Fandoms: Naruto
13 Nov 2023
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In wake of Madara being poisoned, and Tobirama healing Izuna after he stabs him, Izuna meets with the Senju brothers when they began peace talks.
This changes things.
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- Part 4 of MadaTobi Week 2023
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Tobirama was a genius, a savant, the Smartest person in the room with clearest ideas and best test scores across the board.
But being in love made him an idiot.
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The one Where Tobirama Has A Gay Crisis In His Back Room and Madara Just Wants His Shirt Back.
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- Part 2 of MadaTobi Week 2023
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My Entries for Madatobi Week 2023!
-Dear Future Husband (When the fuck did you get here!): Day 1 (chapter one) & Day Seven (chapter two)
-locale man dies of being too gay (more at eleven): Day 2
-Honesty (is a one way gate to hell): Day 3 (chapter 1) and Day 6 (chapter two)
-His Eyes Look Sharp & Steady (Into the empty parts of me): Day 4
-Oh Baby....Just Maybe (Burn It Up): Day 5
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The continuation of "Wasted" and all the good stuff that comes in along with it.
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In which brainy freshman Stiles Stilinski wants star quarterback Derek Hale to join the math team, AKA math nerds in love.
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Bookmarked by married_to_howell_pendragon (peterpuppieparker)
23 Sep 2025
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Schedule a parent-teacher conference with the Hales at your own risk.
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Bookmarked by married_to_howell_pendragon (peterpuppieparker)
22 Sep 2025
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In which Lydia assembles her Halloween costume, learns to make friends, and shamelessly exploits her father's crush on Stiles Stilinski.
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- Part 2 of Our Four-Stranded Braid
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Bookmarked by married_to_howell_pendragon (peterpuppieparker)
22 Sep 2025
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Derek goes grocery shopping, and somehow walks out with a kid, a pack and a mate.
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- Part 1 of House of Mine
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- 9/9
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Bookmarked by married_to_howell_pendragon (peterpuppieparker)
22 Sep 2025
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Stiles gets partnered with Cora for a history project, and they become bros. Also, he kind of falls in love with her older brother, Derek.
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Bookmarked by married_to_howell_pendragon (peterpuppieparker)
20 Sep 2025