petmunchkin
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"Is this addressed to... me?"
Blitzø grimaces but wordlessly hands him the letter.
As expected - or rather unexpected because why ever would she? - it's an invitation to none other than Verosika Mayday's annual Anti-Blitzo Halloween party. Which she's still hosting, apparently, and she's invited Stolas of all people, who is very much known to be Blitzø's very much definitely not-ex-anymore boyfriend, emphasis on the not-fucking-ex-anymore.
Stolas gets reinvited to a certain Halloween party. Blitzø decides to tag along. Shit happens.
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Two can keep a secret (if both of them are the same imp) by petmunchkin
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
19 Jul 2026
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"How the fuck are you supposed to consent?" Blitzø asked Stolas when they were discussing this. Where said discussion suddenly came from he didn't fucking know. They were in the middle of their usual post marathon sex smoke break. Blitzø was just scrolling on his phone for a new carpet for his office since the old one had too many blood stains on it and honestly it was starting to stink.
"Beforehand? Obviously." Stolas seemed entirely dismissive of his concerns. Typical.
Blitzø felt irked. He wasn't ready to admit the whole concept felt weird. Fucking someone in their sleep? Seems shady. Blitzø is shady, sure, but not that shady. He just fucking shoots people dead is all.
"And if you change your mind?"
Stolas wants to try somnophilia.
Blitzø has reservations - quite unlike his dick.
Stolas and Blitzø's dick are the bestest of friends. -
Recipe for disaster (spelled with an F for Fuck you!) by petmunchkin
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
20 Jun 2026
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Stolas hands him a fork then. "Dig in," he says, and as if that wasn't enough, "Though I should warn you, there might be a little surprise in there."
Oh, announcing his plan, he's upping his game! Like a real professional murderer. A murder professional? Blitzø should totally hire him for his assassination company- wait, he already did...
Blitzø looks down at the cake, fork held tightly in his hand. It looks incredibly edible, not at all like it's gonna poison him or some shit. Ha. Ha.
Welp, here goes!
How to choke on a big bird's cake?
- a step by step guide by Blitzø Buckzo, professional cake choker <3
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It isn't rape if you didn't bleed long enough, babe by petmunchkin
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
16 May 2026
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Stolas immediately stills above him.
Blitzø is still too preoccupied with the aftermath of the pain wave, that very slowly subsides, when he suddenly realises that- Stolas isn't fucking moving.
Confused, he looks up at him.
"What?" His tone is probably far too annoyed, but it's mostly because that really fucking hurt, even though it isn't Stolas' fault- but also it's kinda Stolas' fault.
Stolas blinks down at him. "You just said 'ow'," he states, like it even matters.
Next time, someone tell Blitzø to fucking watch his schedule because a full moon night two days after getting his ass (very badly) railed probably wasn't the best idea...
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When dinner got cold (but you were warm and soft) by petmunchkin
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
12 Apr 2026
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There's one picture in particular in that album where Blitzø - Blitzo at the time, and maybe around fifteen years old? - is in the process of changing his clothes for an act. It's not indecent or anything, but it's taken from the back and, since Blitzo's skin wasn't half burned off at the time, shows his full soulmate mark while he's shirtless.
The photo is blurry and old and worn, but Stolas has twice the eyesight to easily decipher every little familiar line in that mark on Blitzø's back, where it used to be, once upon a fire.
It's a lazy afternoon.
Dinner, his favourite bird, and the terrifying ordeal of having to tell him that they're soulmates - without actually telling him, that is.
C'mon, Blitzø is brave but not that brave.
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A flickering existence is a fleeting thing. Sometimes it is there, sometimes not. Whether it stays or disappears in the end, no one really knows... (because everyone forgets, after all.)
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