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While it hasn’t hit the news cycle yet, it’s already made its way around the Olympic Village—a Russian skater’s blood test came back positive for doping, and rumors were spreading that country’s other athletes wouldn’t be able to compete in later days’ events, or even worse, that recently awarded medals would be stripped.
Gold-haired, gold-medaled Yuri Plisetsky has every right to be pissed.
A doping scandal drives a wedge between Otabek's already complicated relationship with Yuri.
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“My trotting is fine,” Yuri said, slightly offended. “You been watching me ride?”
Otabek leveled him with one of his stares, both serious and a little hungry. It turned Yuri’s insides to liquid.
“Always,” Otabek said.
Otabek generously provides Yuri with some riding tips.
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- Part 3 of Shoot Straight
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never been so surreptitious by phichithamsters for Bees_n_Sunshine
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
27 Jan 2026
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Claude spikes the punch during Garreg Mach's annual ball...purely for research, of course!
Written for the 2026 Candy Hearts Exchange.
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you're a dog and I'm your man by phichithamsters
Fandoms: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
18 Jan 2026
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“Hey!” Melinoe yelled—Nemesis was walking away. “I have been nothing but kind to you, but you know what? You… You did mess up!”
Her face felt hot, but at least Nemesis had stopped in her tracks. “You aren’t prepared to face Chronos, and I bet… I bet you made a fool of yourself down there,” she said.
Melinoe was breathing hard. After a few moments, Nemesis turned her head slightly. “What did you say to me?”
Nemesis’ interests are buried deep, but Melinoe is going to have fun extracting them.
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Am I The Asshole? by phichithamsters
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
10 Jan 2026
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The events of The One That Got Away (from Lysithea's perspective).
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The absolutely true tales of the infamous cowboys Otabek "Goldenhand" Altin and Yuri "Scorpion" Plisetsky (a YOI Cowboy AU)
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phichithamsters's twitter fics by phichithamsters
Fandom Banana Fish (Anime & Manga), Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Promare (2019), Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime), 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
29 Aug 2023
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Here is a collection of all of my Twitter pieces, written for multiple fandoms and characters, archived all in one place! Pieces range from short, 500-word drabbles to longer, 2k+ Twitter threads I've done. The series is in no particular order, other than the date I wrote them!
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Adrestian Trio Agenda by phichithamsters
Fandom Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
14 May 2023
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hit me where it hurts by PeppyBismilk
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
11 Sep 2022
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Claude just can't seem to escape Lorenz Hellman Gloucester. They spent the entirety of fall semester locked in debates so intense that it took all of winter break to get the guy out of his system. When they get stuck in yet another class together, Claude finally gets to the root of his fixation.
Or, Claude likes Lorenz. Lorenz hates Claude (except when he’s high).
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- Part 3 of burn one down
Bookmarked by phichithamsters
12 Dec 2022
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Sorry for reading this in the car at stoplights I won’t do it again
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cadere, to fall by TheFlirtMeister for phichithamsters
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
21 Feb 2026
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Nobody stopped you from dragging my corpse off the railings, but who was even left to tell the Reverend Daughter what to do?
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15 Feb 2026
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bloodsweat by TheFlirtMeister for phichithamsters
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
14 Feb 2026
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"Vampire," Madeleine says through her hysterical giggles. "You're a vampire. All this time - and I have been awful to you."
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15 Feb 2026
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parasocial by myleftsock
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
18 Aug 2023
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Fighting game streamers Aegis and Lancer blur the line between parasocial and personal as they get to know each other online and off.
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- Part 1 of now streaming
Bookmarked by phichithamsters
21 Nov 2025
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High Enough by myleftsock
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
02 Dec 2021
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Hubert takes Ferdinand to a punk show, but the contact high isn’t even close to enough for either of them.
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Bookmarked by phichithamsters
20 Nov 2025