20 Bookmarks by phiishfood
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Benrey + Gordon sittin' in a tree by Anonymous
Fandom Half Life VR But The AI Is Self Aware, Half-Life, Half-Life VR But The AI Is Self Aware
24 Oct 2020
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The powers of love, communication, good friends and footrubs.
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It took a long, confusing moment for the Engineer to figure out the problem, upon waking that morning. The wet, sticky feeling between his legs. The roiling in his lower abdomen. The sheets under his back damp with sweat.
He flung an arm over his eyes, ground his jaw. God-fucking-dammit. Damn it all to hell.
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- Part 15 of Polyamorous Merc Propaganda
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20 Mar 2026
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Kinkmeme fill: Pyro/Spy, asphixyation smut. Pyro is a weirdo, the end.
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- English
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05 Jan 2026
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you point a gun at me and i start sucking on it and make everyone uncomfortable by hockey_hair
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
22 May 2024
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after weeks of pining for him, sniper finally has his first encounter with the enemy pyro.
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25 Dec 2025
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Snipers are a stubborn breed.
In which Sniper is stubbornly trying not to piss himself, and Medic can read him like a book. Some dogs just need to be put in their place.
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23 Sep 2025
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Sniper is a freak and takes advantage of one, his scoped rifle, and two, the position of his snipers nest and Scout's bedroom window.
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01 Aug 2025
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Spy puts his heart on the line. And Sniper won't lose.
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27 Jul 2025
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I've got an itch to scratch, I need assistance by orphan_account
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
02 Jan 2024
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it’s not something Demoman thought about too hard. It’s just wasn’t his business, was it? However, they- uh, he and the Engineer, that was- started getting… friendlier with each other. And that led to migrating toward each other more often, being in each other’s space more often, and, for Demo, taking more of a notice to little details.
And what he had began to really notice lately, was that Dell Conagher was an absolute prude.
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Shortfuse sex… two! In which i lean way too hard into Engie’s polite little southern boy schtick and give him a really horny complex and a really horny boyfriend who very much wants to lean into this horny complex.Bookmarked by phiishfood
18 Jul 2025
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20 Jun 2025
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When the unfortunate event happens, Medic knows what must be done.
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- Part 2 of anonymous problematic tf2 fics by zombie
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20 Jun 2025
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Scout and Pyro don't really like one another (and Pyro has killed Scout so many times that Friendly Fire is turned off by this point).
Scout is dating both Sniper and Spy.
Pyro is also dating Sniper and Spy.
That's a bit of a problem.
They both keep trying to get the attention of their boyfriends while the other is.
Something has to give. That something gives way to smoking hot hate sex that keeps going around and around.
(This story does not need to be read with the series, but if you do read the series in the story All Is Fair In Love, Sex, and War, it takes place sometime a day or so before chapter 8)
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- Part 5 of All is Fair in Love, Sex, and War!
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19 Jun 2025
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Demo's midnight headache ends up being dealt with through somewhat unconventional methods.
(Now with a cover illustrated by the amazing greygravelpit!)
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- Part 13 of Polyamorous Merc Propaganda
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13 Jun 2025
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Pyro runs into Sniper at a bar one night while they’re out of uniform and the two end up having sex.
Now Pyro has to grapple with the aftermath. Will they work up the nerve to reveal themself, or just keep avoiding Sniper forever?
(Separate universe from my Flashfire writing, but with the same Pyro)
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- Part 1 of Bushfire
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13 Jun 2025
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Just porn, so sorry! Might occasionally update C:
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New Mexico, 1964.
Dell Conagher has seen and done a lot of things in his line of work. Working for Blutarch Mann — something he thought he’d never consider in his lifetime. Though considering his family’s legacy, it isn’t exactly out of the realm of possibility.
The incomprehensible mystery he finds on the side of an Interstate in the middle of his business trip, however, not so much an impossible possibility. Harboring a being that shouldn’t be, turns out to be much more than Dell ever bargained for.
This is the story of how the Engineer first met Pyro.
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22 May 2025
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Engineer is a tease and Pyro cannot fucking stand it, as much as it loves the guy.
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05 May 2025
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It was the dead of night, and Spy couldn't sleep.
His insomnia drove him to Medic's bookshelf, where a discovery turned his world upside-down.
(Now with a cover illustrated by the amazing greygravelpit!)
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- Part 9 of Polyamorous Merc Propaganda
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13 Apr 2025
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I can't believe I met you. I can't believe the happiness I feel with you. You have a vast, vast soul and I will always, always, always come back to it. Kisses, kisses, kisses.
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03 Apr 2025
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Sniper finds the team's Pyro's beginning to become attached to him, and isn't entirely sure if that's a good thing or not.
More warnings/tags will be added as chapters go up.
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23 Dec 2024
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gonna print this onto a cake so i can eat it
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i’ve never been good with weapons, but you want me to teach you with my bare hands
alex casts a glance at the camera, and tim sees his flushed face reflected in the viewfinder.
'take a look, big guy. and say hi to jay.'
alex whimpers at that, something that makes him sound like he's honest-to-god trapped, caught like a wild animal, and he glares up- 'you're burning this fucking tape,' he says, 'or i'll kill you. you know i can.'