18 Works by pine_apples
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Everything in the kitchen is too much. The lights, the sounds, the people. Astro's trying to hold it together but they can’t, and when they finally break, Sprout's there to help pick up the pieces.
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“Don’t hold it,” Astro says. They’re more serious than Sprout realizes. More serious than they’re willing to admit.
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In Astro's defense, they did try to tell Sprout they needed to get up. Multiple times. But Sprout was being adorable and clingy, and they didn't want to ruin the moment.
They definitely ruined the sheets instead.
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Sometimes you don't know you're looking for something until you find it.
Sometimes it's as simple as purple nail polish and the word "she."
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Astro can’t quite reach the edge. They need more, something intense, something that hurts just right.
Lucky for them, Sprout's got a lit joint and the confidence of someone who's definitely not too high for this.
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“You’re so stubborn. Can’t ever just ask for help like a normal person.”
Vee should have known better than to challenge Tisha. Now she’s going to learn exactly what happens when she doesn’t behave.
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Astro kneels on their bedroom floor and prays for the pain to stop.
When no answer comes, they give themselves fourteen days.
TW: Very graphic depictions of suicide, self-harm, alcohol abuse, and vomiting. If such things trigger you, please do not read. Take care of yourself. You are loved.
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"You look like a man with something on his mind."
"And you look like you're in the wrong place."
A private investigator with a dead-end case meets a cosmetologist who got stood up. They talk. They meet again next Tuesday. And the next. And the next...
Turns out, being observant doesn't help when you're oblivious about yourself.
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bobette has the perfect romantic surprise set up for ginger after the christmas party!!
but the second ginger walks in, everything bobette rehearsed goes out the window and immediately feels ridiculous. ginger's also freaking out because bob is so stupidly GORGEOUS. dumb useless lesbians we gotta kill em
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sprout's supposed to meet cosmo and ginger since she's over for the holidays. astro just needs five minutes of his time... which turns into a handjob... which turns into astro face-down in sprout's pillow having a crisis
son im crine. strawberries smell great yo idk what to tell you
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astro hasnt joined in on any of the supply runs in a week. sprout, naturally, is very worried, and goes to check up on them.
Oh Lord It Is Bad.
sprout takes care of them and helps them find better ways to cope and proves that love means staying through the hardest parts. its really sweet but also really sad 💔
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astro hasnt fed in like forever or whateva and thinks they are being SO responsible by hiding away in their room (fuckin idiot) sprout walks in with his pulse basically on display. things get a little messy... and a little freaky too
whos surprised 😮😮😭😭😭😭
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the moment boxten realized they were gonna be playing seven minutes in heaven, he immediately looked towards shrimpo. fellas is it gay to want to be stuck in a closet with a man for 7 minutes? anyway gay shit ensues whos surprised LMFAO
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do NOT give faggots weed or else This will happen... sprout blows smoke into astros mouth and they KISS and its GAY and then sprout gets absolutely zoinked and hes all dorky and sleepy its so stupid
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turning paler, oh, i am dying just to be with you by pine_apples
Fandoms: Dandy's World (Roblox)
23 Dec 2025
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sprout goes on a solo supply run, not wanting anyone else to get hurt, since hes already lost enough of his friends. and his partner. what could possibly go wrong? (EVERYTHING goes wrong)
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sprout has had a rough day, and astros there to help him, and what better way to unwind than with a bath and cuddles!!! 🥹🥹🥹 somebody kill these gays ok MY HEART CANT TAKE THIS
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they get they freaks on for the first time. except its really sweet and fluffy and stupid and astro is a fucking dumbass
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STUPID berry wears a dress and gets caught by his STUPID wife and then they. gay together. oh my mola can they PLEASE get ran over by a truck thx.