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    “Roz bro… What DO you tell your husband?” Troy squirted Ilya with the water from the bottle he was holding, “It’s like a new tradition that Shane just never knows what the hell we’re talking about.”

    “I’m sorry, okay!” Ilya threw up his hands. “I’m too busy loving my husband instead of talking to him… if you know what I mean.” He winked.

    “Oh, gross”
    “Shut up Rozy!”
    “BOOOOO!!!!”

    3 gloves flew in Ilya’s direction.

    Or 5 Ottawa Centaurs' traditions that Ilya forgets to tell Shane about +1 that Shane forgets to tell Ilya about (and how Shane ends up loving being a Centaur)

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    11 Apr 2026

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    “You won’t say anything?” Ilya asked again.
    Andrei unbuckled his seatbelt. “No, Ilya, I will not say anything.”

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    Ilya’s estranged brother, Andrei, arrives unannounced.

    Something breaks.

    As Ilya unravels, Shane does everything he can to keep him from falling apart.

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    11 Apr 2026

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    The first time Ilya coughed up a flower, he was kneeling over a toilet in the penthouse of the Fontainebleau Las Vegas, for entirely the wrong fucking reason to be kneeling over a toilet in Vegas. 

    There was no point in trying to pretend it wasn’t happening. He wasn’t an idiot. Hadn’t he seen his own mother waste away, coughing up clumps of clean white chamomile stained shocking scarlet? Hadn’t he known, on some level, that he was fated to follow in her footsteps one day, to throw his entire heart and soul into loving a person who would never — could never — love him back?

    No, Ilya knew what this was. He also knew he’d never set foot on the ice again if anyone found out. 

    Blindly, he reached for the toilet paper, wiped his mouth, and then flushed the whole thing. Petals, too. He didn’t want to know what kind they were. Pizdets. It should’ve been a fucking maple leaf. 

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    the Hanahaki AU, in which Ilya loves Shane Hollander’s stupid face so much it makes him sick (literally)

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    09 Apr 2026

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    It's the 2020-2021 season. Ottawa Centaurs forward Derek Briggs, an undrafted player from the Swedish Hockey League, is having a fantastic rookie season. He makes the team out of camp, claws his way up to the second line, lives through an almost plane crash, and has a crush on his fellow rookie that just might be reciprocated. The Centaurs might even make the playoffs.

    Then, news breaks that Shane Hollander is suing the Metros and MLH for terminating his contract after he came out to them in 2017. Derek, who played with Shane in Sweden after he was forced out of Montreal, gets a lot more popular for all the wrong reasons. The media seems to think he's the secret hockey player Hollander's dating, Crowell is breathing down his neck, and all of a sudden, Centaurs captain Ilya Rozanov has it out for him.

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