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Clark's hot, Bruce has a pool. The two find a way to cool off.
Pure fluff. 🖤
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Bruce teases Clark about the state of his desk. Clark is determined to destroy Bruce's. (Possibly with him on it)
Shameless smut, with flirting over noodles.
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A Spideypool Halloween by piratesquared
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
31 Oct 2023
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Peter is reluctant to wear the dumb Halloween costume Wade brought him, until he's convinced how good he looks.
Like, really convinced.
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Halloween by piratesquared
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
31 Oct 2023
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Bruce and Clark find five minutes to themselves on a busy Halloween's eve.
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Just a shower, Bruce by piratesquared
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
04 Jun 2023
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‘I’m home”
Clark let out a deep sigh.
‘Who was it?’
‘Joker. A whole thing.
Want to come over?’-
Clark makes an early hours visit to take care of a very sleepy Bruce.
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Sleeping Over by piratesquared
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
07 Apr 2023
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Jason Todd breaks into the manor to sleep. He makes sure to wind up his siblings for good measure.
A silly little slice of life fic because I love the Batfam so much.
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Clark didn’t know. But he knew he needed to see it again, possibly run his fingers over it, his tongue…
He blinked and only just resisted the urge to shake his head, Bruce was watching him unsurely; a look on his face that Clark could’ve sworn meant he knew exactly what the alien was thinking.“…You really want to see?”
Clark nodded.
“And you won’t be… weird about it?”
Clark shook his head, lying to them both.
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After a battle turns messy, Bruce brings Clark back to the Cave to change. A tattoo is spotted, and a new kink for Clark is revealed.
Just pure filth tbh!
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Damien has never had a snowball fight. Bruce and the boys show him how it's done.
Silly, cute fluff 🖤
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A Lonely Bat Christmas by piratesquared
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
24 Dec 2022
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“Surely Alfred made a big fuss.”
“Oh Alfred loves Christmas, always has. Thought if he sneaks one more tree into that house I’m blocking his credit cards.”
Clark laughed then, relieved to see a smile on Bruce’s face.
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Bruce doesn’t do well with Christmas parties, Clark is lovely about it.
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Jingle All The Wade by piratesquared
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
18 Dec 2022
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Wade was late.
What kind of evil movie villain ordered an assassination on Christmas Eve anyway? Peter laughed softly to himself as he imagined Wade dropping down some poor chump’s chimney like some kind of reverse Santa.
Well, Peter figured; he’s got the red suit.
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A silly little fic of our boys at Christmas 🖤
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- Part 10 of The Chicken and Waffles Universe
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Meet Cute by piratesquared
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
28 Nov 2022
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There, on a rooftop right above him, was a very familiar red and blue superhero Wade was developing a pretty major crush on.
No, not Cap. The other red and blue one. The new one.
Peter was perched on the roof edge surveying over the city. He frowned as his senses picked up something behind him, as he turned he spotted someone in a very similar suit to him.
The person jumped and held out their arms.
“Don’t shoot! I’m unarmed!”
Peter frowned. “You have two massive swords on your back.”
Wade paused. “Oh yeah, shit.”
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Peter Parker meets a new Super-Hero while in his Spider-Man disguise, the man is the strangest guy he's ever met but something about him draws Peter in despite his own; and other's warnings.
Wade's just happy to be out tbh.
Will eventually be rated: E
Prequel to Chicken and Waffles But works as a standalone too!
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- Part 9 of The Chicken and Waffles Universe
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I'm Freaking Out, Clark. by piratesquared
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
28 Nov 2022
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Bruce Wayne learns of his own feelings for Superman. They hit him like a train.
He is not chill about it on a roof.
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Dad Needs a Lie In by piratesquared
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
10 Nov 2022
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Bruce wakes to a very lovely Clark Kent in his bed. If only his kids knew boundaries.
Very soft M for Bruce's enthusiastic but ultimately unsuccessful attempts.
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He handed the bottle and a few other treats to the merchant, Ed frowned as he spotted the lavender perfume among them, Stede caught his expression as he paid and smiled, waiting until they were clear of the stall before speaking.
“Problem?”
“You got the fancy one too.”
“Well, we’ll save that one for our quarters, shall we?”
Ed would stab anyone who said he blushed. He cleared his throat before continuing. “You know you shouldn’t just put any old shit on your face.”
“After some of the things you’ve gotten on it.” Stede said offhandedly, a sharp eyebrow as Ed tripped.Ed and Stede have a day out at a market. And flirt shamelessly the entire time.
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Drunk by piratesquared
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics)
18 Oct 2021
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“It’s just…” Peter started again after a time. “Like I said. Never been that drunk.”
“You know.”
He raised his head as Wade spoke up.
“You could always… get drunk?”
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Wade offers to help a curious Peter get drunk. You know, as friends. Totally just friends.
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Pants by piratesquared
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
08 Aug 2021
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Wade consistently teases Peter with bad fanart of himself in sultry poses and barely there clothing. On one particularly boring afternoon Peter decides it's time to get him back.
Sort of sequel to 'Valentines Day - The Heist'; if only for the origins of the pants.
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- Part 8 of The Chicken and Waffles Universe
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Angry by piratesquared
Fandoms: Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
03 May 2021
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Peter is angry, he goes to Wade to help calm him down. Wade is happy to oblige.
Some feelings, mostly humping and cute Super Boys. Also Dogpool somewhere.
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- Part 7 of The Chicken and Waffles Universe
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Valentines Day - The Heist by piratesquared
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics)
14 Feb 2021
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“Oh yeah? I’m gonna get you the best thing.”
“Petey, baby. I love you, but no. I’m gonna do the best. Because I’m me, and I’m great.”
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Wade and Peter's quest to get each other the best gift for Valentines Day turns into an ever increasingly ridiculous game of pranks and oneupman-ship involving Roses, tiny pants, a bemused Hawkeye and as always; one truly pissed off Tony.
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- Part 6 of The Chicken and Waffles Universe
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A Week is a Long Time by piratesquared
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
02 Jan 2021
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“Wade. We can not sneak into Avengers Tower to have sex! Tony would kill us!”
Wade's been away for a week without Peter. The second he's home he sets about fixing that little problem.
Shameless tarts, basically. And angry Tony, because do I ever write anything else?
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- Part 5 of The Chicken and Waffles Universe
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Smug by piratesquared
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types
02 Nov 2020
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Wade discovers Emojis. Peter really needs to discover screen lock.
Silly little Drabble because I love the smug emoji face so much.
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- Part 4 of The Chicken and Waffles Universe