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“Where’d you learn this?” he murmurs, breaking the silence. Mac doesn’t mind.
“Youtube, dude. I thought it would be good for me too, but… mostly I learned it for you.”
Dennis’ watch chirps. They both crack an eye open at the same time, Mac looking at the watch and Dennis looking at him. Mac’s brows are scrunched up like he’s thinking of something. Dennis doesn’t know why he feels caught.—
Diagnosed with high blood pressure, Dennis embarks on a mission to lower his resting heart rate within a month. The Gang poses a challenge to this. Especially Mac.
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27 Dec 2025
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The only thing that’s good to me by BleedingAlive for busy_strawberry
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
18 Feb 2024
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Another miserable summer in Philly; it’s getting hotter every year. Humidity makes his hair turn into a frizzy mess the moment he steps outside. Melts his makeup off his face. Has him panting on the short walk to where he parks the Range Rover—always at a distance, although the dead July heat has him creeping closer to his destination every day. Heat like a hand at his neck, cutting off all his air.
Choking isn’t special, but he always charges extra.
(Or, Mac is in the Mafia, and Dennis is a whore, and neither of them are very good at either one.)
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- Part 1 of Mafiawhore
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23 Dec 2025
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the most catholic of longings (to devour the divine) by nailgunstigmata
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
26 Feb 2023
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When Mac looks at Dennis he gets so fucking ravenous, he wants to press his fingers into the gaps between his ribs, wants to crack him open like an eggshell and have a taste of what’s inside. God says this hunger is a sin, but sinning is all Mac’s ever known how to do.
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22 Dec 2025
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Mac and Dennis get banned from Guigino’s by nailgunstigmata
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
20 Mar 2023
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Under the table Dennis can feel fingers tracing his crotch, petulantly almost. In a moment of weakness he looks over at Mac and he’s put on those fucking puppydog eyes, that pout, that whole stupid expression that always manages to worm itself under Dennis‘s skin somehow, soften his edges. Mellow him out.
„Please, Den.“
That does it.
„Alright, fine.“ Dennis sighs, glancing around to see if anyone’s paying them any undue attention „But be discreet, yeah?“Mac McDonald is many things, but discreet has never been one of them.
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18 Dec 2025
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Are you sleeping? Can you hear me? by BleedingAlive
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
26 Jan 2024
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They’ve ended up sharing a bed, although Dennis isn’t certain why. Maybe the beer has got Mac a little more exhausted than usual, too sleepy to make the short walk back to his room. Or, maybe, the tequila has got Dennis a little more stupid, and he’d held onto Mac’s wrist in protest until Mac said he’d stay.
(Or, macdennis thigh fucking)
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18 Dec 2025
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Kissing Dennis is like a shot of whiskey and a sucker punch.
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18 Dec 2025
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“I tell you that your hair looks good when it looks like shit! I let you use my gym membership and my Netflix account! I don’t understand what about me doesn’t say ‘five stars’! God’s sake, Mac, what else do you want me to do? Blow you?”
The answer, obviously, is yes.
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18 Dec 2025
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Mac wants, a longing so strong it’s physically painful. He’ll wait for Dennis as long as it takes. He’ll wait for the rest of his life if he has to.
It doesn‘t take quite as long, though things are never as simple as they ought to be. They‘re never as peaceful, either. Sometimes love can taste like blood in your mouth.Mac and Dennis spiral.
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17 Dec 2025
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think he can hear us through the walls? (think he wants to get involved) by ratcoffin69
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
14 Sep 2024
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It's not his fault that the walls of Mac's room are paper-thin; that he can hear every squeaking box spring, every moan that moves between the two men inside it. What's he supposed to do? Dennis runs his tongue across his palm before slipping his fingers between warm skin and tight elastic. If Mac's happy shamelessly getting his dick wet within spitting distance of his roommate, what's stopping him from doing the same? It's not illegal to listen to two people having sex - in fact, in the privacy of your own home, it's barely even unethical. He can hear one of them panting so loudly that it's practically public domain at this point. It's a matter of principle. It's quid pro quo. It's just because it's been a while that he's riled up like this - and, besides the fact that he can smell Mac in every fiber of the hoodie he's wearing, it's actually got nothing to do with Mac at all. Mac.
Fuck Mac. Fuck, Mac.
Mac, he thinks, definitely has nothing to do with the small sigh that escapes the back of his throat when he finally wraps five slick fingers around himself.
or: Mac gets his ass slammed and Dennis jerks off
about itabout something (allegedly) totally unrelated in the next room.Bookmarked by playinghighfive
16 Dec 2025
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Dennis hates sleeping next to Mac. That’s a half-truth and a half-lie. It’s mostly a lie.
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15 Dec 2025
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“Look at that, baby boy,” Dennis chuckles, “He’s looking all miserable up there. He looks just like you.”
“Den, I swear to God-”
“Hey, now,” his roommate remarks, “I'm pretty sure that counts as blasphemy. That’s a big no-no, isn’t it?”
Or, Dennis bangs Mac with a crucifix.
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15 Dec 2025
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caught me by my teeth by bonesandbarbie for macdykennis
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
10 Aug 2025
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“You’ve got nothing to worry about," Dennis tells him, "Dee and Charlie being soulmates doesn’t mean we have to do that shit. It means nothing. And there’s just about a thousand people I’d rather fall in love with than you.”
"I'm not in love with you," Mac says helplessly. Dennis shakes his head.
"That makes two of us, Ronnie."
Or, despite being soulmates, Mac and Dennis are determined to avoid each other at all costs. It isn't as easy as they thought it would be.
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10 Dec 2025
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or alternatively “Dennis Tries to Kill Himself: MacDennis Remix”
Originally for the 2017 MacDennis Big Bang, but alas.
They don’t have a falling out so much as a slowly drifting apart. Being a dad makes Dennis tired, so tired sometimes he feels like he might never have energy again, and that means that he stops checking in with Mac as often. Eventually, they stop talking. Mac gets a boyfriend. Dennis stops taking his medication.
After Dennis attempts suicide, Mandy insists he return to Philadelphia with the gang, and she will follow with Brian Jr. when she can. Faced with an unwanted recovery, a failed family, and feelings he would rather ignore, Dennis is forced to navigate uncharted waters within himself and within his relationship with Mac.
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09 Dec 2025
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Mac and Dee switch shoes.
Dennis and Mac use it as an excuse to run an experiment using the glory hole.Bookmarked by playinghighfive
09 Dec 2025
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when the socket's not a shock enough by 3njoythesilence
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
28 Aug 2025
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Realistically, he only has two options— he could shrug, huff out a little laugh, make some stupid excuse about the takeout he had for dinner not agreeing with him. Or, even better, he could say nothing, retreat to his room, perhaps to plan a more well-thought out approach.
Or he could do it. Right here, right now. Corner him and snuff it out of him. Watch the light leave his eyes, and breathe being back into him.
This might be his last lifeline.
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09 Dec 2025
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i'm a moth (who just wants to share your light) by lohoron
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
11 Aug 2023
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There's a buzzing in his head, like radio static, blocking out anything he could possibly be conjuring up. Because it's just this. Right now. Sweating in a muscle tee with his friends and his clammy hands and there's no sign of God and Mac finds himself chuckling at the notion.
A world without God. Who would he be trying to impress, then?
He’d become a total degenerate.
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08 Dec 2025
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A Fountain of Gardens/A Well of Living Waters and Streams by BleedingAlive
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
30 Jun 2023
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Many years ago, when they were seventeen and eighteen, Dennis told a lie. He’s told a lot of lies, actually, but this one stuck.
(Or, The Song of Solomon, except, Macdennis, in which Dennis has been in L--- with Mac for a lifetime)
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07 Dec 2025
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if you're drinking to forget, please pay in advance by chattrekisses
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
29 May 2025
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Mac's fingers grip Dennis's hair harder, but not hard enough to hurt, which pisses Dennis off. Hurt me, Dennis thinks, I deserve it. The hollow of Dennis's heart yawns wide as a chasm, as an abyss. Fill me up with something other than all this nothing.
But Mac doesn't. His grip on Dennis is only a reassurance that Dennis is here, really here, on his knees for Mac. His eyes are full of reverence, devotion to Dennis and Dennis alone.
Dennis is drunk, sure, but he's wasted on the way Mac looks at him.
After Paddy's becomes a queer hot spot, Dennis and Mac, inadvisably, fool around.
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- Part 3 of in sweetness comes suffering
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07 Dec 2025
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“Okay,” says Mac, accepting the Bible. It’s heavier than it looks, but that might be in Mac’s head. “Leviticus 20:13,” he reads, “A man who lies with another man should be stoned.”
Dennis asks, “Didja bring a J?”
Mac taps the joint tucked behind his ear. “I brought two.” He pats at his pockets, feeling for the second one he rolled.
“Excellent,” says Dennis. “Well, smoke that and then you can fuck me, yeah?”
Every atom in Mac screeches to a halt, all at once. “What?”
At a frat party, Dennis presents Mac with a loophole.
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- Part 2 of in sweetness comes suffering
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07 Dec 2025
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“You just kissed me!” Dennis exclaims. He raises his hand to his mouth and brushes his fingertips across his lips in disbelief. They’re still sensitive, buzzing from the contact.
“I thought—” Mac stumbles over his words, pushes his hair back from his face. “I just thought— I mean, you were the one who leaned in first!”
Dennis sputters, incredulous, “What, you thought I was going to kiss you?”
“What else was I supposed to think?” Mac asks, his voice bordering on hysterical.
“Mac, do you even know what shotgunning is?”
Mac throws his hands up in frustration. “Of course I do! I call shotgun, like, all the time in the car—”
“Oh my god, Mac, you’re a drug dealer, how can you not know what shotgunning is?”
After an attempt at shotgunning a joint goes awry, Dennis and Mac fool around under the bleachers.
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- Part 1 of in sweetness comes suffering
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07 Dec 2025