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    “Mike.” Will knows he probably sounds like a kid, his voice high pitched and whiny. He can’t help it. He turns to look at Mike who has his eyes focused on the road.

    “Ten minutes, Will.” Mike grumbles, not even bothering to look at Will.

    “No, I can’t- I can’t wait that long.” Will says as he starts to open his legs but a strong hand forces them closed. “Miiiiike.” He whines.

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    08 Dec 2025

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    Paradox rubs his eyes. "My higher-ups giving you that TemPad was a mistake," he groans. "You were only supposed to use it for emergencies."

    "This is an emergency. I need your help."

    The man stares for a second then gives a bark of unhappy laughter. "My help?"

    "Yep. I need to find Logan. You can look him up and tell me where he is, and I'll be out of your perfect coif faster than you can say 'Waystar Royco.'"

    "Mr. Wilson." Paradox folds his hands and looks square in Wade's eyes. "Everything I have learned about your love life today has been strictly against my will. Even if I could help you locate your hapless paramour, I would rather have my balls ardently fondled by a lobster than be involved in this for one second longer than I have to be."

    (In which Logan tries to deal with a problem the way he's always dealt with it, Wade finds himself in a situation he doesn't understand, mutual misunderstandings fly wildly, and Mary Puppins saves the day.)

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    13 Oct 2024

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    Logan stares, frustrated. “You never shut the fuck up until you’re alone with me. Do you realize that? What is it about me that makes you not able to talk all the sudden?”

    Wade watches him, amused. Once Logan finishes his rant, he just shrugs. “I don’t feel like I always have to be ‘on’ with you, y’know?”

    “Oh.” Is all Logan says, ignoring the way the mercs words cause a feeling of warmth to bloom in the middle of his chest and spread all the way around his body.

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    Or, Logan's in love but is bad at feelings.

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    10 Oct 2024

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    wade wets his willy in wolverine wound pussy. followed by actual pussy.

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    14 Sep 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 85

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    Logan’s never met anyone like Wade. That’s a multilayered statement.

     

    A 5+1 about Logan adjusting.

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    09 Sep 2024

  6. Public Bookmark 78

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    “How’re you feeling, Peanut? This nightmare was worse than normal.”
    “Happy birthday, bub.” Logan tells Wade.
    “Thanks,” Wade replies breezily, scratching lightly at Logan’s scalp. “Is that your subtle and sweet way to distract me from my question? Because I should warn you, I may have finally got the diagnosis, but this topic is locked and loaded. No safety in sight, baby girl.”

    (Logan has a nightmare, but that's okay. Life continues, and his life is getting better)

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    08 Sep 2024

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    No one’s writing powerbottom!Wolverine?

    Thanos voice: Fine, I’ll do it myself.

    Car Scene!

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    05 Sep 2024

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    “Wade,” Logan says, pinching the bridge of his nose like the two-hundred year old he is. God, he can’t fucking believe that he’s head over heels for an actual relic sometimes.

    “Yes, kitten whiskers?” This is it. This is where he gets absolutely heartbroken, and the fic gets tagged with ‘Hurt No Comfort’ because the author is deathly allergic to the concept of joy.

    Or, Wade looks forward in time to see 14 million different futures. His profession of undying love goes well in exactly one of them.

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    27 Aug 2024

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    “How many times have we had this conversation?” Logan asks, rubbing a hand over his eyes.

    Too fucking many, Wade thinks. The table is cool against his skin, and the fork embedded in his hand throbs with a pulsing heat. He thinks he might just stay here for a while, see how the universe kills him like this. Knowing his luck, someone would walk right up and take Logan’s head off, and then he’d have to watch him die, again.

    Wade loves movies that fuck with time – Days of Future Past is genuinely his favourite X-Men film – but God did it fucking suck to live through one.

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    The one where Wade gets stuck in a time loop, and he's determined to get Logan out of it alive.

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    26 Aug 2024

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    Logan bares his teeth.

    “We weren’t trying to pass judgment on,” Hank’s eyes flicker towards Wade, who widens his own back at him, “your personal life or choices. But the organization, the school and the kids, their safety, that’s our priority. I know you know that, Logan—”

    “What I know,” Logan interrupts viciously, “is that we’re not friends. I know you want us to be, that you think we are, but we’re not. As far as I’m concerned? You’re a stranger to me. And what you should know, as a person with some common fucking sense? Is not to badmouth someone’s fucking boyfriend in the same breath you’re asking them for a goddamn fucking favor.”

    If Wade had a pin on him, he’d drop it just to test that theory.

    [Five times Logan is feeling protective about his emotional support mercenary, plus the one time Wade saves their budding relationship by putting his foot in his mouth.]

    [Can be read as a standalone story, but honestly, why would you?]

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    26 Aug 2024

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    Logan can’t fucking escape the stupid little group Wade keeps calling X-Force – except they’re not stupid at all. They’re nice. They’re nice to him and it hurts so damn bad that each day he steps closer to leaning his forehead on his fist and hole punching his brain.

    They won’t leave him the fuck alone.

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    “You’re crazy,” he laughs, and Wade just blinks at him.

    “Wow. Cutting words. Not sure I’ll make it.”

    “Fucking…lunatic.”

    Wilson’s gaze flicks to a spot behind Logan’s head. “This has to be the worst degrading porn you’ve ever seen.”

    Then he’s placing his hands on Logan’s chest and guiding him to lay down. “Nighty night, gramps, we’ll find your viagra in the morning.”

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    The one where Logan doesn't cope very well with living in Wade's world, and friendly neighbourhood Deadpool is there to help.

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    26 Aug 2024

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    He wasn’t in love with the guy. Some wires had gotten crossed, is all. Adrenaline, fear, elation, anger, pain… all of it had coalesced into a miasma of emotions that swirled around in his chest in the aftermath of destroying the time-ripper and had latched on to the only other solid thing around. That thing just happened to be Wade Wilson.

    He’d been in enough fucked up situations to know that near death experiences tended to mess with the brain for a bit. They made people do reckless shit like confess their secrets, fuck people they shouldn’t, even declare their sudden and undying love.

    It was chemical and it was psychological. It wasn’t real.

    The feeling would pass.

    He just needed some time.
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    Logan realizes he might've made a terrible mistake agreeing to go home with the guy he's maybe sorta kinda fallen in love with. Especially since said guy literally just saved the entire multiverse to get back together with his girl.

    Didn't he?

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    17 Aug 2024

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    Deadpool has to try to figure out if through making too many gay jokes he has gotten into a relationship with Wolverine.

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    16 Aug 2024

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    Logan doesn’t know how he got here, exactly—but he guesses it was sometime between their whole shtick in the Honda and when he realized he would be more than okay with sacrificing himself if it meant Wade could have this again. Loud, chaotic family dinners on a Friday night.

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    13 Aug 2024

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    Blind AI ships Deadpool and Wolverine.

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    11 Aug 2024

  16. Public Bookmark 71

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    Logan wants the best for Wade, and if that means setting him back up with Vanessa so be it.
    Luckily, Wade doesn't quite agree.

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    10 Aug 2024

  17. Public Bookmark 21

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    What to do when your roommate-slash-bestest friend ever-slash-kind of fuck buddy tells you he loves you and then immediately falls asleep on top of you and leaves you hanging?

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    09 Aug 2024

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    Wade can't sleep. Conveniently, neither can Logan.

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    09 Aug 2024

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    Logan’s got his claws shoved so far up Deadpool’s abdomen, the ends are poking out between his ribs. He has Deadpool’s blood in his mouth, his stupid baby knife stuck in his shoulder, and Deadpool’s hard as a fucking rock against Logan’s stomach.

    “What the hell’s wrong with you?” Logan asks, despite himself, despite knowing he won’t like the answer, and gives the other man a rough, angrily confused shake.

    Deadpool gurgles, and Logan grimaces, retracting his claws with a wet little noise. “What,” Deadpool gasps, sucking in a few big gulps of air, “fighting never gets you going, big boy?”

    [5 times Logan and Deadpool Wilson Wade fuck without talking, plus the 1 time they talk without fucking. Eh... kind of.]

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    09 Aug 2024

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    Logan lifted his head to watch Wade walk into the room like he hadn’t just done the electric slide with a toaster and plop into the chair next to Logan.

    “Penny for your thoughts, peanut?”

    “Don’t fucking call me that,” Logan rumbled. “I mean it, Wade.”

    “You don’t actually hate it, do you? This is just our thing. I call you a cutesy nickname and you react like it’s the worst thing you’ve ever been called. You think about punching me. I think about that passionate kiss we shared, more often than I should or is healthy. Then we move on and do it all over again.”

    Logan leaned back in his chair and sighed. He really, really, really, really wanted a fucking drink.

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    06 Aug 2024

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