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#YODO by prettyfaroutman
Fandoms: Shipwrecked Comedy, Edgar Allan Poe's Murder Mystery Dinner Party
29 Feb 2016
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"Looks like someone didn’t get the memo that this was supposed to be a game, and I’d bet forty-seven poop-filled ravens I know who it is.”
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Happy Swawesome Santa, pitterpatter! My prompt was "you suck at dancing but you’re doing it in the middle of a bookstore to the crappy music on the radio and I think it’s pretty damn cute" - I hope the cuteness herein is satisfactory <3
Many thanks to ofnovemberfiction and cutecbuttons for the betas - y'all are swawesome!
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“You don’t tell someone who’s having a panic attack to chill. You know that, right?”
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Pedrazar fairy tale AU, as suggested by tumblr user pedrodonaldson with the following prompt:
"please consider a fairytale au where pedro is the prince who leaves the castle for a day to hobnob with the common people (while in disguise though duh). he meets balthazar and they have an instant connection but tragically their time together is cut short b/c pedro has to book it back to the palace since he’s late for a meeting with some prince stanley? ugh sounds like an asshole"
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- Part 13 of Lovely Little Ficlets 31 Day Challenge
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- Part 12 of Lovely Little Ficlets 31 Day Challenge
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Lovely Little Ficlets 31 Day Challenge by prettyfaroutman
Fandom: Lovely Little Losers, Nothing Much to Do
21 Jan 2015
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The Rose and the Serpent by Atalan
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Aug 2020
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AU, retelling of “Beauty and the Beast”. Quite honestly, sending Aziraphale off into the forest to be held hostage by a giant snake in a cursed castle isn’t even the worst thing Gabriel’s ever done to him, and at least it means a change of scene. But then neither the snake nor the castle turn out to be quite what he’s expecting…
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27 Jul 2025
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Knight Takes Rook by MeinirRhos
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Jun 2024
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What if the Fall wasn't the end of the Great War, and Heaven found itself having to fend off an attack by freshly spawned demons? And what if Aziraphale were struck down by a demon whose eyes can't hide his pain? To what lengths will a guardian go to protect the things he loves?
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12 Aug 2024
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Crowley gets a (spicy) massage. Under duress.
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“Crowley, you are in pain. You’ve been in pain all day. Just let me sort it out for you.”
“I really don’t think your powers are designed to do that for me. It feels all… icky. Leaves a weird taste in my mouth when you use them on me.”
“You could at least let me try!”
“No way.”
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31 Jul 2024
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Ineffably Inevitable by IneffablePenguin
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
27 Sep 2019
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6,000 years of slow burn has to catch fire eventually.
Wherein Aziraphale and Crowley finally acknowledge what has been right in front of them the entire time. Despite all the odds and the forces of heaven and hell arraigned against them, some things are simply inevitable.
{Part 1 of the 'Love, and Other Ineffable Things' series}
{This story is a direct continuation of Season 1, and picks up right after the show’s finale lunch at the Ritz.}
"This was madness, glorious madness, and in that moment Aziraphale realized that he never wanted to be sane again."
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- Part 1 of Love, and Other Ineffable Things
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01 Jul 2024
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Carpe Daemonium by firenzia
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Aug 2020
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It has been about a month since Armageddon, since Crowley moved into the bookshop with Aziraphale and they started their new lives together as a couple.
One lazy morning, Aziraphale realizes there are a couple of important firsts still left...unexperienced. And he can’t have that.
[Update: Now includes illustration]
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19 Jun 2024