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Доктор Дженсен Эклз, нейрохирург, однажды встречает своего бывшего пациента, который уже несколько лет должен быть мертв. Тайны, которые вскроются в результате расследования Дженсена, изменят не только его судьбу, но и судьбу Джареда, случайного знакомого, диджея на нью-йоркском радио.
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04 Nov 2025
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sunflower by jovenshires (imdeansgirl)
Fandoms: Smosh, Video Blogging RPF, Real Person Fiction
31 Oct 2023
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tommy's not a spider-man super fan, okay? it's just his luck.
aka 5 times tommy runs into spider-man accidentally + 1 time he doesn't.Bookmarked by procrastination_master
26 Oct 2025
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Sasuke comes back to the village after a few months away.
(Or, Sasuke realizes that Naruto is more of a home to him than Konoha ever was.)
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22 Oct 2025
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Hatake waved his hand dismissively. “I’m sure it’s fine—”
Iruka finally snapped. “It’s illegible! Our cryptology department wouldn’t be able to read this! There are first-year pre-genin with better handwriting. No, there are nin-dogs with better handwriting. And where did the mud even come from? You were supposed to be in Sand!”
***5 times Iruka wanted to kill Kakashi at the mission desk + 1 time he kissed him instead***
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17 Oct 2025
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Maybe it’s because Naruto doesn’t know when to quit, because he’s always there in the periphery, because he’s loud and obnoxious and pushy. Maybe it’s because Naruto is the only one who’s been able to land a hit on him in a spar for months now. Maybe it’s because Naruto is the only one who’s not afraid to make him bleed.
Regardless, Naruto is Sasuke’s rival. And as such, Sasuke watches him.
And watches.
And watches.---
In which Sasuke finds many aspects of Naruto's life objectionable, and as a result more or less abducts--I mean, adopts him.
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17 Oct 2025
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Old houses need a little bit more to stay warm. Sasuke and Naruto manage with a lot of blankets, memories from their summer days and sake from their old neighbors.
(Something extra for 'homesick for a mountain's song')
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- Part 2 of homesick for a mountain's song
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17 Oct 2025
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Sasuke tries to get away from the world by buying an abandoned house on a mountain. Naruto, tired from his long days in Konoha, gets a little too excited about growing vegetables in Sasuke's garden.
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- Part 1 of homesick for a mountain's song
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17 Oct 2025
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Years after Sasuke has come home to the village, he still doesn't really fit in very well. Naruto thinks maybe it's his turn to wait for the olive branch. All the ramen is an added bonus.
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15 Oct 2025
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we can stay lost in love and take a deep breath (breathe it in when the air runs out) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Smosh
05 Apr 2020
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When they show up to work on a sunny Monday morning wearing rings on their left hands, no one really questions it. No one really notices, really.
(title from Let's Go by Chase Your Words)
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12 Oct 2025
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Sam confused him. Really confused him, and Higgs doesn’t like what he doesn’t understand.
After all, who in their right mind would bring back some terrorist they’d just beaten the shit out of, just to patch him up and send him on his way? It didn’t make sense, and Sam’s promises to let him go after cleaning him up had quickly melted into agitated demands for the man to stop acting so childishly and just accept his help. And, of course, Higgs wanted no part of it.
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12 Oct 2025
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Higgs shrugged at the thought, at the memory.
A small, almost imperceptible smirk ghosted over his lips at the thought of Sam finding out he’d been stalking him around during all his freaking deliveries.Series
- Part 1 of Death Stranding one-shots (Sam/Higgs)
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12 Oct 2025
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right where you left me by jovenshires (imdeansgirl)
Fandoms: Smosh, Video Blogging RPF, Real Person Fiction
31 Oct 2023
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shayne wakes up as if it's any other day. again and again and again.
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11 Oct 2025
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baby, you're a haunted house by jovenshires (imdeansgirl)
Fandoms: Smosh, Real Person Fiction, Video Blogging RPF
28 Aug 2023
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tommy hates haunted houses. he hates them less when spencer's there.
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11 Oct 2025
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dancing on my own by jovenshires (imdeansgirl)
Fandoms: Smosh, Video Blogging RPF, Real Person Fiction
21 Nov 2023
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spencer falls for his best friend. and every fall ends with a crash.
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11 Oct 2025
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we can leave the christmas lights up 'til january by jovenshires (imdeansgirl) for Drachenkriegerin
Fandoms: Smosh, Video Blogging RPF, Real Person Fiction
25 Dec 2023
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spencer and tommy get ready for the holidays.
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11 Oct 2025
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Хиггса не жалко.
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06 Oct 2025
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Внутренний мир Хиггса на ощупь как смола.
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06 Oct 2025
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“Could kill you. Incinerator’s not far, y’know.” As threatening as Sam sounded, Higgs knew he was in no real danger. Sam wouldn’t shoot him. Sam couldn’t shoot him even if he wanted to. Higgs only challenged him silently with watering eyes. He sucked on the gun, inviting it further in, though Sam made sure it didn’t move, glaring at Higgs.
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06 Oct 2025
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“If he was going up in a blaze, he may as well be truthful.”
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Spencer has been showing up. Tommy has been pretending it doesn’t matter.
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05 Oct 2025
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he said baby (that's what he called me) by jovenshires (imdeansgirl)
Fandoms: Smosh, Video Blogging RPF, Real Person Fiction
02 Sep 2023
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for once, spencer lets tommy take care of him
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05 Oct 2025