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“What, you gonna call daddy to come beat me up?” Dreads mocks him, sticking out his bottom lip in an exaggerated pout.
Zanka feels the anger bubble up inside him at the comment, hot and cloying as it courses through his veins—and decides he needs to go home, right now, or someone’s getting punched. “Fuck you. I’m leavin’.” Then he turns on his heel to march to the back door of August’s house.
“Yeah, call your limo, pretty boy!”
Okay. That’s enough.
Zanka turns back around, cocks his arm back, and decks the guy in the face.
Or, alternatively: How the meet-ugly of the goddamn century catapults newly broke college student Zanka Nijiku head-fucking-first into the strangest, weirdest, most evilly convoluted situationship of his life.
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10 Jul 2026
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Jabber gets an internship opportunity with his professor at a Japanese pharmaceutical lab. But after an unfortunate accident that involves one or two explosions and an ambulance ride, Jabber is left stranded and alone in an unfamiliar city and country. Fortunately for him, through sheer annoyance, he manages to stay with this mullet guy, Zanka.
The guy is quiet and reserved, but Jabber knows there’s more to him. And he’s determined to push, and push, and push–Or: How Jabber met Zanka, how Zanka met Jabber, and how it all began.
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- Part 1 of across scripts and oceans
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23 Jun 2026
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We Aren't Cringe Enough For A Duo Name by Anonymous
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
20 Jun 2026
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Staying up late has its downsides when you're a kid, and Jabber heard all of the reasons he shouldn't have a messed up sleep schedule. But if he slept early he wouldn't have ever met a boy that lived across the world in a completely different country and culture. Online friends also had their downsides, but if Jabber never played video games he would have never met Zanka Nijiku.
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21 Jun 2026
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Jabber was the most obnoxious man Zanka had ever met. And he’d never met somebody that understood him so well.
His bones ached with deep exhaustion, but his mind floated lazily, staring at the beautiful man in front of him.
“Jabber,” he mumbled. “Weed makes us real talkative.”
“I think I’m talkative all the time,” he grinned.
God, Zanka wanted him.
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Zanka navigates an.. unconventional new roommate while desperately trying to hide that he's pushing his body to its limits.
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01 Jun 2026
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Jabber was just so bored of his life. Or, his death, to be more accurate. He squinted idly at the horizon, where tall, looming buildings were rapidly succumbing to nature, the ivy mottling their silhouettes into jagged obelisks. Where he’d come from, and where it all began.
He sat atop the roof of a long abandoned convenience store, in a small town that lay just on the outskirts of the city where the first breakout had gone down. Ground Zero, all the movie nerds called it. Jabber just called it home.
Or, janka zombie apocalypse party time
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28 May 2026