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Fred hummed inquisitively, still toying with her senses like a cat batting at a feather. “There is one part of this that I haven’t been able to suss out, though.”
“And what’s that, brother mine?”
“What exactly her plan was if we were both here when she showed up.”
Hermione froze and met George’s eyes as he comprehended what his twin had just indirectly told him; that she hadn’t gone there specifically for Fred. Her cheeks heated and it felt like her whole body flushed, but she didn’t deny it. She’d told herself before she left her flat that she wouldn’t lie to them, and saying that she didn’t want them both would be just that: a lie.
“Is that true, Hermione?” George asked as he rounded the chair and sauntered to stand in front of her. He reached out and placed a knuckle beneath her chin, forcing her to look up and meet his gaze again. “Did you come here planning to fuck us both?”
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This story is holiday-themed in the way that La Croix is fruit-flavored.
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19 Oct 2025
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When Hermione Granger is asked to transfer temporarily into the Magical Games and Sports Department to lend her name to re-elected Kingsley’s platform promises, she expects little more than bureaucracy and bruised egos. But when she investigates the next team on the list, she finds herself tangled in much more than quidditch politics. Especially when two familiar Slytherins start getting under her skin.
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14 Oct 2025
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Scorpius Malfoy - Ultimate Wingman by Books_Bigfoot
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Dec 2023
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Draco Malfoy is a widower, raising five-year-old Scorpius with the help of Pansy Parkinson. Hermione Granger is recently single, and helping her best friend, Harry Potter, raise his two sons. A chance meeting between Hermione and Scorpius in Diagon Alley brings them all together, and changes all of their lives.
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10 Oct 2025
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It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.
This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.
When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.
How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?
Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!
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09 Oct 2025
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The Secret Life of Hermione Granger by swift_knight
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Oct 2025
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“I’m leaving,” Hermione responded, turning on her heels and walking back the way her son had come from as she clutched him close to her chest.
The boy watched them over his mother’s shoulder, and Harry’s stomach dropped.
He had seen this blonde-haired, grey-eyed child before. One week earlier, in a picture sitting on Draco Malfoy’s desk. The same Draco Malfoy who had spent the time since the war ended living in France. And Malfoy never named his wife.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Hermione Granger married Draco fucking Malfoy and had a kid with him.
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