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  1. Public Bookmark 72

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    This was what Saturday’s were for—competitive beer pong. They had a big hand-written House Rules poster stuck up on the wall that they sometimes added to. The most recent addition was written four years ago, in big bold marker, WINNERS DARE LOSERS, NO BACKING OUT. And no one ever has. In all four years that the rule has been enacted so far, not a single person has denied a dare, no matter how insane or dangerous. The list went on; vandalism, shoplifting, stealing traffic signs, slashing tires. Sure, not every dare was insane. But, about eight times out of ten, they were doing something a little less than legal.

    “Understandably, Stan’s and Kyle’s futures seem the brightest of all. They’ll get out of South Park, that’s for sure. I think they’ll go to college together.”
    In which Matt and Trey were right but Stan and Kyle are running a little behind schedule.

    i made a playlist on spotify to listen to while reading!

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    12 Feb 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    TeGriDy WeEd: The Hallmark Special! Picking up where the Post Covid Special left off, in the *good* future, recovering addict Stan Marsh has returned home to South Park to celebrate the holidays with friends and family. His life has been anything but easy, but he's proud to say that he's reached a point where he's finally happy.

    For the most part.

    If only it wasn't for that damned ex-boyfriend of his, who he's still in love with, who he's sure only sees him as a friend.

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    30 Nov 2023

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    Princess Kenny McCormick and King Kyle Broflovski are due for an arranged marriage in exactly a month — no more, and no less.

    But maybe Stan can make that exact month a bit longer.

    After all, if the princess is sick enough, the wedding will have to be pushed back.

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    24 Nov 2023

  4. Public Bookmark 21

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    Stan is dumped once again and decides the best way to handle his loneliness is to summon a demon to have sex with and make him feel better. He is not at all prepared for the fiery babe that appears. //// human Stan and demon Kyle!

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    22 Nov 2023

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    Kyle and Stan have a homework assignment they'd rather not do, so they decide to do something else instead. Namely kiss. / Style one shot based on a tumblr post!

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    21 Nov 2023