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Kaveh used to think that Alhaitham had mastered the art of ignoring him. The man would remain unflappable as he continued to read his worn copy of The Origins of Enkanomiyan Language, even when Kaveh was a hair’s breadth away from shattering the windows of their house with his severity of pitch.
No amount of screaming, threats to throw things, or violently waving in front of him could get Alhaitham to pause in his thirst for knowledge. As it turns out, Alhaitham literally just turns his hearing aids off so he doesn’t have to listen to Kaveh.
It’s for this exact reason that Kaveh has decided to learn Sumerian Sign Language.
or,
Kaveh learns sign language just to continue bickering with Alhaitham.
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- Part 1 of Deaf!Alhaitham
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15 Dec 2023
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“Simple set theory,” Alhaitham says, nodding. “Unless (A) equals (B), set (A+B) will always be smaller than sets (A) and (B) separately. I am aware of that, yes.”
Kaveh clicks his tongue. “Well, I hope you are also aware that with all these requirements, you don’t get a set (A+B), or even (A+B+C). Yours is a set comprised of the entire Sumerian alphabet!”
Kaveh has had enough of Alhaitham always loitering around the house. In an attempt to get Alhaitham to go out more often, he jokingly tells him to start dating someone. Much to Kaveh’s shock, Alhaitham agrees—and promptly assigns him as his personal matchmaker. And even though Alhaitham’s requirements for his ideal partner are annoyingly specific, Kaveh refuses to back down from a good challenge. He’s confident in his abilities—that is, until his own feelings start getting in the way...
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12 Nov 2023
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“Hello,” the man curtly greeted with a nod, azure eyes settling on her figure. “Are you the infamous witch who can, according to the rumors, ‘brew miracles and grant impossible wishes?’”
Lumine let out a snort, correcting with practiced patience, “Unfortunately, granting wishes is a complete myth. But, I am indeed a witch, who can at least attempt to brew miracles. What exactly do you require?”
“Well, then; if it isn’t too much trouble, I simply request”—he paused, gaze unwavering—“a love potion.”
She stood still in the doorway, eyes widening, mouth slightly agape. “A… what?”
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05 Nov 2023
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Yae Miko's Newest Novel: I Adopted an Archon and I Didn’t Know It by Dracoduceus for ShittyHero
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
11 Feb 2024
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There was a child on the divan.
She didn’t look particularly old, perhaps five or six, with startlingly white and silver hair tipped with green. Her eyes were intensely green and though she seemed surprised to see Kaveh, her smile was sweet. “Hello,” she said. “Are you Kaveh?”
“Um,” Kaveh said eloquently. “Yes?”
Kaveh comes back from a trip into the desert for inspiration and finds out that Alhaitham's daughter will be staying with them for an undetermined amount of time.
He's perfectly normal about this.
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- Part 1 of Yae Miko's Newest Novel: I Adopted an Archon and I Didn’t Know it
- Part 2 of An Apple a Day Keeps Baizhu Away
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13 Oct 2023
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"Not sure what you mean. It's wine, it's red, and it's good." He swirled it around his glass, taking a little sip.
And then, it all happened very suddenly.
Or: in which Kaveh tries a new wine, and so does Alhaitham.
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14 Oct 2023