9 Bookmarks by realityisfailingus
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How in the seven circles of heaven Lucifer got his number, Adam doesn't know.
But after months of not seeing him, he's going to answer the call to come see him.
Consequences be damned.
Illustrations by the amazing Appleparty_sins Please go check out their work!
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- Part 2 of The Adamsapple Rabbit Hole
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07 Feb 2024
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"Baby Black, do you maybe not hate me?" James joked in a way that made Regulus feel uncomfortable.
"You are the most annoying person I have ever had the displeasure of meeting. And that says a lot considering the absolute gems I've met in Slytherin."
"A joke. Regulus Black made a joke. A mean one, at my expense, but a joke nonetheless... You know baby Black, we could be friends."
"I would rather fling myself off the Astronomy Tower..."***
Or: Regulus is concerned about Sirius after their mother orchestrates a horrible attack. And with Sirius out of reach he relies on James Potter to know his brother is okay. Except their meetings keep happening, and their conversations keep falling away from Sirius. Falling for James Potter might just be the most reckless thing he's ever contemplated.- Language:
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- 80/80
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29 Jan 2024
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02 Dec 2023
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Eddie dreams about Venom and things escalate.
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09 Feb 2023
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The guard stared at him for a moment, blue eyes blown wide behind his mask.
It was then the Pythia looked down at the hand outstretched between them. The prosthetic was made of intricately carved metal, covered in vines and flowers twisting together with the shimmer of enchantments reflecting in the purple glow.
And although the guard’s sleeve was covering his wrist, he knew that in the place where metal met flesh, there was a pair of dark angel wings tattooed on his skin.
He was right. This wasn’t a real guard.
This was a Deathling.
or, Wilbur is an oracle known as the Pythia, chosen to receive dreams of the future from the goddess Clara. One day, he receives a dream warning him that during a ball Emperor Schlatt is hosting, the Deathlings—terrorists who worship the goddess of Death—will launch an attack. When his warning goes ignored, he knows there's going to be consequences.
He doesn't expect one of those consequences to include him getting kidnapped by a teenager.
aka, a cyberpunk fantasy fusion au with lots of religious trauma
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- Part 2 of sleepyhead
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- English
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- 260,255
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- 28/28
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06 Jan 2023
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“And why should I believe you?” Eliot tries, but his voice betrays more doubt than he’d like.
“Because if you don’t, when you regain consciousness, Margo will be at your bedside, and she will tell you that Quentin sacrificed himself to trap the Monster in the Seam. You’ll know that you could have stopped it, but it’ll be too late. Do you think you could live with that?” Not-Quentin gives him a knowing look, and goddamnit, it’s just like Quentin’s. Of course it’s just like Quentin’s, because everything in this place is designed to remind him of how much he loves Quentin. Like he’d ever need a reminder.
“Oh, don’t fret, my request is nothing terrible. All I need is for you to go on a quest. And you can even take your Quentin with you. And Margo, of course, I know you’re a package deal.”
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Eliot is given a chance to save Quentin. He takes it without a second thought.
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Thomas Careful Danger Kraken Innit had a problem. He was the boy with two many wives. Except people having crushes on him made him want to eat flowers.
or: the bingo fic where I took Hanahaki, flipped it on its head, and stuck it in a blender
or or: the Hanahaki bedrock bros fic where the MCD isn’t because of Hanahaki
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- Part 1 of TWB Bingo Event Fics
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- English
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29 Jun 2022
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Hush Now (You Were Lost but Now You’re Found) by CorpseArt
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
09 Apr 2023
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Red Chaos was the name the world had bestowed upon him, and Dream had laughed as he dragged Tommy down against his chest in a rough sprawl back against the couch, squeezing him tight after their first official mission together.
Tommy had done good and Dream had been proud.
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Siren shifts, a look Tommy can’t be bothered to understand flashing briefly before his shoulders roll into a shrug.
“You saved my life.”
I know, Tommy thinks, lips drawing back in an ugly grimace. It ruined mine.
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The morning paper lies discarded on the couch beside him with black bold headlines:
RED CHAOS: HERO OR VILLAIN?
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29 Mar 2022
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vanderlyle crybaby cry by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
08 Apr 2022
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“If you heard what we said, then you know what Puffy told me about you,” Tommy said, giving Wilbur a sticky sweet smile that was more akin to him baring his teeth.
Wilbur’s face must’ve reflected the way his heart skipped a beat at that, because Tommy’s grin widened now that he’d found a thread to pull.
“So?” Wilbur asked, struggling to act like he didn’t care about that part of the conversation.
“So, I want to know what’s wrong with you.”
The thread tugged right in the center of his chest, and Wilbur wondered if this was what it was like to unravel.
or, Wilbur is only a few months away from getting his degree when he has a mental breakdown and is unwillingly pulled out of his classes. With nothing to fill his days, Phil gets Wilbur a part time job at a local bookstore, where he finds himself getting trained by a loud-mouthed teenager who hates his guts right off the bat. Great. All he wants to do is graduate, but now he has to deal with a seventeen year old trying to get him fired. Thanks Phil.
But somehow, this kid ends up being exactly what Wilbur needs.
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- English
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29 Mar 2022
