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    After getting expelled for “creative differences” with a smoke machine, Rodrick Heffley is shipped to the suburbs to live with his artsy cousin Janis Ian and finish out his senior year at North Shore High. His band is on life support, his report card looks like a horror movie, and the only way he’s allowed to play Battle of the Bands is if he drags his grades out of the crypt.

    Enter Regina George—former queen bee, and currently running a rebrand from “terrifying” to “tolerable.” She needs a public image refresh and a boyfriend who screams “I have layers.” While he needs tutoring, a parole officer for his homework, and someone who can bully him into passing senior year.

    A deal is struck: fake dating for optics; makeover (for his report card) in exchange for another makeover (but this time for her soul… allegedly if she does have one that is).

     

    UPDATE 11/01/25: i'm gonna crash out because of all these AI allegations against me! like what do i have to do to prove my innocence?! i already gave my explanation and evidence in chapter 14! what more do you people want from me?! 😭😭

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    19 Oct 2025

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    It’s almost Pavlovian. The sound of the lighter hissing, the earthy scent filling the room, the billowing smoke above their heads.

    This time, he doesn’t get those cues when Johnny kisses him.

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    13 Sep 2020

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    It all starts at Yuta’s house, and Mark’s shaking the entire time.

    The overriding thought in his head is that he wants Johnny to kiss him, or he wants to lean in and do it himself. But Johnny’s hand is resting gently on Mark’s shoulder, and Mark is waiting for him to make the next move.

    It doesn’t come.

    “I’m gonna go get us water, okay?”

    Johnny steps out of their pocket of space, and away.

    Or: A story where Mark Lee drinks way more than he should and forgets his brain-to-mouth filter exists. It's a good thing that Johnny Suh is the Only Man Ever, and actually bothers to talk to him about it the next day.

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    25 Aug 2020

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    Kyungsoo didn't think it would be possible for his day to get worse when his knotting dildo gets stuck in his ass. Except it does get worse, when Park Chanyeol—his roommate, his best friend, the love of his life— subsequently walks in on him.

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    17 Apr 2020

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    But he’s proud and he’s stubborn, too. Well-fucked, but hard still—denied. And always too, too, too proud to beg for it—at least for the moment.

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    26 Jan 2020