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And thus began a very complicated and unideal state of affairs in which Draco couldn’t ask whether the world-ending, all-consuming randiness he felt all day every day from that point on was a symptom of his magical fake-real (but mostly fake) pregnancy and something that she was also experiencing, or simply the logical progression of his hithertofore unacknowledged obsession with Hermione Granger.
Or, Draco has couvade syndrome (the magical version!) thrust upon him.
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16 Jun 2025
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This story is set twenty-three years after the fall of Voldemort. Our main characters are Ministry employees, middle-aged, and the majority of them not very happy.
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20 Apr 2025
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After a terrible week in which Crookshanks died and Ron left her via four words on a scrap of parchment, 30-year-old Hermione is forced to take a leave of absence from work. Unfortunately, it quickly becomes clear her job was the last thing keeping her sane.
When she finds out Harry is investigating the unexplained disappearance of Draco Malfoy—now an Unspeakable in the Department of Mysteries—she finally has a problem to solve. The case sucks her in in more ways than one, and she finds herself tangling with a powerful magical object, as well as Draco's weird and wonderful subconscious.
tl;dr Hermione gathers extensive material for an inevitable 'Am I the Asshole?' post
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- 153,536
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- 44/44
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17 Mar 2025
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The latest in magical advancements is an enchantment that reveals the bearer’s romantic compatibility with another person. Effectively eliminating uncertainty from dating, the charm can tell you whether or not you’ve found The One with a precise, Hermione Granger-approved calculation of traits and preferences. It’s a foolproof method of predicting relationship happiness. It’s also, for Hermione, positively dreadful news. Dramione, post-war, soulmate AU. COMPLETE.
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- 12/12
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26 Sep 2024
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"All her growth was the conveying of a corpse of hope."
(From 'The Rainbow', D.H. Lawrence)This is a story about coming into one's own, a meditation on the twilight of girlhood and the violence of crash-landing into womanhood. Follow Hermione as she navigates through the quagmire: Saving the world, getting top grades, falling in love, lust, and a whole lot of trouble, and comes out of it hopefully (at least) partially sane.
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- Part 1 of Here We Go Round The Prickly Pear
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- 108/108
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- 11
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08 Aug 2024
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Two Hogwarts professors spend an entire academic year trying to convince themselves - and everyone else - that they aren’t completely, irrevocably in love with each other.
Their success rates vary.
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27 Jul 2024
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Friendship blooms between Hermione and Draco when he becomes a regular at Full Steam Ahead.
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22 Feb 2024
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As she looked around her living room - at the green velvet ottoman she didn't remember purchasing, the 14th century Wizarding texts on her bookshelf, the hideous and obnoxiously ostentatious grandfather clock that could only belong to a Malfoy - she pictured the toothbrush next to hers on her bathroom counter, the old Slytherin quidditch jersey she regularly tripped over in her bedroom, and the mint chocolate chip ice cream in her freezer - a flavour she abhorred, but that a particular, pale, pointy faced aristocrat sat across from her had a tragic fondness for.
Her chest burning, as if she drank a barrel of bubotuber pus, Hermione turned to him with narrowed, accusing eyes. "Malfoy...are we dating?"
If there's one thing Hermione Granger knows, it's that she simply doesn't have time to date. Draco decides to date her, anyway.
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- Part 1 of Grandfather Clocks and Ginger Biscuits
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- 12/12
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04 Aug 2023
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Dancer Adjusting Her Shoulder Strap by adathoroughgood2018
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jan 2025
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‘Well it doesn’t make any difference whether or not Malfoy wants a torrid love affair because he can’t have one on his own.’
‘Oh please. Are you trying to insinuate that if he rocked up to you with that face and that body, and said hey Granger let’s do something my Father will never hear about, you would walk away?!’
‘I am not going to have a torrid love affair with Malfoy!’
‘We’ll see.’ Ginny said knowingly.
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Seven years after the Battle of Hogwarts and Harry's dropped a bombshell on everyone. Draco Malfoy's been recruited as his Auror Partner and 'he's not as bad as he used to be'. But if he's Harry's problem, why does it constantly seem to fall to Hermione to babysit that bloody ferret? And just how much babysitting is going to be expected of her?
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- 48/48
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13 Feb 2023
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In attempting to define a precise plan of action in response to the particular piece of unexpected news she had recently (six months still qualified as recent, in relative terms, didn’t it?) received, Hermione did the only thing she knew would calm the tornado which was currently whirling about her stomach.
She made a list.
Pro: Any traits a person could hope for in the father of one's offspring are admittedly present in the man who has assisted in creating this one.
Con: However many admirable traits he may possess, the aforementioned co-creator is still, to his detriment, Draco Malfoy- Language:
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16 Sep 2022
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In the middle of a war, Hermione is stuck in the middle of nowhere.
With Draco Malfoy.
Without her friends, her magic, or her books, she has only her wits to rely on to survive her plight- to say nothing of her company. They've declared a truce, but somehow Draco keeps slipping past all her defences.Stranded together in the wilderness, Hermione and Draco are in for cold nights, endless snark, bad wine, and some interesting scars.
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- 10/10
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08 Mar 2022
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A friendship between seven-year-olds Rose and Scorpius creates an inlet to redemption for Draco, and the chance at a future he never knew he wanted.
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- 1/1
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07 Mar 2022
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20 Jun 2021
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It's quite astounding, really, how quickly she's learned to translate him. They've spent a grand total of zero time together outside of training, and he's hardly big on chat so she knows next to nothing about his life.
But she knows him, probably better than she knows anyone at the moment – with every tap of his fingers, every crook of his lips, every turn in his voice, he just...
He makes sense to her. It's weird.
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19 Jun 2021
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So here Zuko is, with no family, no band, and no more record contract. Just another punker with a guitar who thinks he's got what it takes. Then he meets Avatar, the band breaking all the rules. They've got everything going for them, the rising star, and they're everything Zuko isn't. But maybe, just maybe, they want a new guitarist. As long as the pretty keyboardist with the blue eyes doesn't murder Zuko first.
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- English
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- 29/29
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09 May 2021
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Katara needs a roommate after Sokka moves out, and Zuko needs a place to stay after disowning his awful family. Too bad they hate each other. When their friends force them to move in together, they're prepared to spend as little of their time in the apartment as possible—until a global pandemic and mandatory lockdown bring them closer than they ever expected.
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- 34/?
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16 Apr 2021
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All of Izumi’s teachers prior to this one have used the term “partners in learning.” But never before has it seemed true. And now, here he is, eyeballs deep in markers and glitter glue, somehow the most involved parent in the classroom.
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In which Izumi idolizes her new teacher and Zuko falls a little bit in love.
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- Part 1 of Zutara Month 2021
- Part 1 of Partners In Learning
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- English
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02 Apr 2021
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everything i am by we-were-angels (untilwefallinlove)
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
21 Jun 2021
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There is something inevitable about them; like the certainty of the sun in the morning and the moon and all her stars at night.
After all is said in done, how will history tell their stories?
(Set after the One Hundred Year War and the years following.)
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- 18/?
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20 Feb 2021
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when you say "it's gonna happen now" by pentaghastly
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
11 Jun 2020
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She should have known.
Still, it takes four weeks, several photo exchanges, hundreds of blush-inducing messages, and three days for Katara to realize that Lee, Age 23, Ten Kilometers Away—
Lee is Zuko.
Zuko has seen her bra.
She really, really should have known.
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20 Feb 2021