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“You don’t even know what it is.”
“Yeah, nah, not a clue–”
“Honestly, Edward, I just can’t believe you would suggest something so horrible for our home. After everything I do to make it nice!”
He stares at Ed. Hands on his hips. Huffs, shifting the curl that hangs artfully over his forehead.
Ohhhh. Ed picks up what he’s putting down.
Homestore argument is so fucking on. Fuck yeah.
(or: Ed and Stede go out to buy a toaster, pretend to argue like a married couple and then have sex about it)
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- Part 2 of february 14th
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15 Feb 2024
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Ed asked Stede out practically the moment they met. They had been dating a whole month.
Hadn't they?
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- Part 16 of Smutty Gentlebeard AU one shots
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05 Feb 2024
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Ed’s used to visitors, though the novelty of his home has worn off in the last eighteen months or so, the uninvited guests becoming fewer and further between. He’s used to curiosity, and questions he rarely feels like answering. He’s used to people forgetting that this is, in fact, his home, and not some out of the way tourist attraction.
He’s used to strangers.
But he’s starting to think that perhaps, not all his visitors need to stay strangers.
or: Ed has a simple life. He has a self-built, off grid, mostly self-sustaining house tucked away in the middle of a forest. He has five chickens, and a partially feral cat. He lives alone, and he likes it that way. Until the appearance of an incredibly nosy, incredibly handsome stranger three weekends in a row has him questioning every self-imposed rule he's ever set himself.
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07 Dec 2023
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Ed's birthday is coming up, and he really wants his boyfriend to join him for dinner. The thing is he and Stede haven't been together that long, and he's nervous about asking.
Luckily, Ed's a brilliant tactician. He comes up with a plan to ask Stede without asking him and really impress him at the same time. What could possibly go wrong?
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24 Nov 2023
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Edward was a little bit of a stuffy, old fashioned name. And Teach, well, that made Stede think of a professor. And however silly that kind of assumption may be, when he had spotted this man’s name in the listings, he’d pictured a bespectacled man in a cardigan, not… Well.
Written for the tumblr prompt "nanny/single parent au".
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17 Nov 2023