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    Agatha does not do 'standard' very well.
    Not that he’d wish her to. But… well, she’s certainly not Snow White. Agatha doesn't talk to rabbits or deer. They don’t like her very much, either; they think she’s tall and stomps and smells funny, according to Beatrix, who actually paid attention in Uma’s lessons. And she doesn’t sing to birds. She'd probably scare them off; her voice is terrible.
    But she excitedly plucks frogs and toads from ponds and points out all the grisly anatomical bits and holds them up, saying 'don't their eyes look like mine?' and when Tedros says not really, pointing out that she's a woman and that's a frog, she ignores him.

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    between her education at good, and the long line of princesses and queens that came before her, it stands to reason that agatha should now be able to use all the tools available to her to cement herself as the ideal queen of camelot.
    tedros thinks that anyone who had expected such a thing really doesn't know agatha very well.

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    30 Mar 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 82

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    “How you thrive, darling, when no one can call you out on your ineptitude…”
    Agatha snapped out her sleeves with a flick of her wrists, and grinned horribly.
    “On the contrary, darling, I have never been more competent in my life. Now, tell me what the hell you did with the rest of my breakfast.”
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    The Camelot servants are somewhat baffled by the manner of court they now serve in. Particularly the ones that directly attend to the Queen... and particularly those that don't quite know what they're getting themselves into.
    For her part, Agatha is having quite a good time, these days.

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    30 Mar 2024

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    She blinks some more. “You’re—I mean—you’re the worst person I’ve ever met.”

    “Worse than Cormac Mc-Doge-Coin?” Malfoy asks in disbelief. “Seriously?”

    Hermione pauses. “That feels . . . like a trick question.”

    “Jesus fuck,” Malfoy says, looking appalled.

    [ALTERNATIVELY: the prestigious-but-at-what-cost summer internship au]

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    28 Mar 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    “Let me guess. You read Austen.”

    “So? You read Hemingway and Fitzgerald.”

    There’s a long pause.

    “Yes, but you read Austen.”

    OR: Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy wage war over what constitutes literature and discover that the answer isn't all that simple.

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    28 Mar 2024

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  5. Public Bookmark 26

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    After a Hogwarts Halloween party, Hermione finds herself dealing with ethics, pasties and temptation.

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    19 Mar 2024

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    no voldy

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    Hermione becomes an Animagus just in time for the start of her 8th year. Surprise. She's a cat. While roaming Hogwarts, she comes across a very distressed Draco Malfoy. Against her better judgement, she decides to comfort him.

    It turns out Draco is a cat person.

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    “Granger came to find me in the library today.”
    She stopped purring.
    He kept stroking her absently. “She said she forgives me. I don’t know how or why, but she does,” He sighed deeply. “I believe her. Maybe you’ll meet her one day. She has a lot of wild hair and she’s a swotty, annoying sort–”
    WELL.
    “But she’s good. She’s good, and brilliant. Pretty too. She’s always been all of that, even when she had rather large teeth.”
    Well.
    “Don’t worry, love. Not as pretty as you.”

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    17 Mar 2024

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    Draco Malfoy is in love with Hermione Granger and has been for awhile.

    When Pansy gives him an unwanted tarot card reading, his future is laid out before him and he has everything to look forward to.

    He's still going to be an arsehole about it, though. Sort of.

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    “Will you come home with me?” she asked.

    The Chariot is such a Gryffindor card.

    “Why would you ask that?”

    Granger almost downed the drink in one go. “Because I want you,” she said. “So let's go?”

    Draco panicked.

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    17 Mar 2024

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    When a young Hermione Granger meets the snide, rude Draco Malfoy, she finds a new goal in her young, magical life: prove to every pureblood git that she is just as good, if not better than them.

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    10 Mar 2024

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  9. Public Bookmark 7

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    draco, theo, blaise, pansy, daphne, greg, millie // welcome to the snake pit you whore

    Theo: Draco has some competition. Some guys actually had the balls to comment on Granger’s post

    Draco: I don’t know what you're talking about

    Daphne: give him some credit, at least he liked the photo

    Pansy: HE DID? wow, i just checked and he actually did. good for you dray

    Draco: My finger must’ve slipped

    Blaise: no no no don’t take it back now draco. this is it whores. we’re finally taking steps in the right direction. mission: get granger is a go. i repeat, mission: get granger is a go

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    07 Mar 2024

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    In third year, Hermione Granger punches Draco Malfoy.

    He retaliates by stealing her first kiss.

    Somehow it doesn't end there.

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    07 Feb 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    tô much canon but draco is a simp i love

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    “So,” she says before the silence can stretch to something too awkward to salvage. “Normal human interaction warrants conversation.”

    Beside her, Malfoy snorts. “We’re hardly normal humans, Granger.”

     

    A friends-with-benefits story about the moments that come after the sex.

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    30 Jan 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    also smart

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    30 Jan 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    so cute i j want posh draco x intelligent hermione

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    He leaned down and waited until she retracted her hand, before laying his fingers on the keys and quickly playing the correct tune. He held down the one she’d misplayed, waiting as the note stretched out.

    “This one. It’s half a note higher.”

    “Oh!”

    And she repeated the melody as he had played it perfectly, over and over, and then she looked up at him and shot him the most perfect smile that split her cheeks and lit her warm eyes.

    “Thank you!”

    // Draco has played the piano all his life, but the music never sounded quite right. That is, until he runs into Granger again, years after the war.

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    29 Jan 2024

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    so fucking good

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    It took Draco Malfoy five years of semi-competent adulthood to realise that not every disparaging thought needed to be verbalised.

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    23 Jan 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    so cute

  15. Public Bookmark 23

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    where rory says yes to logan but she also says yes to the campaign job and her and logan make it work

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    17 Jan 2024

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    The early release copy of Rory Gilmore’s debut, Gilmore Girls, was sat on Logan Huntzberger’s desk when he arrived in the office.

    He’d known it was coming, of course.

    He finished the book in seven hours and fourteen minutes. Three hours and two minutes after that, he was on a plane to Connecticut. He called ahead to the Dragonfly Inn. He was going to Stars Hollow.

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    Or: Logan reads Gilmore Girls three days before his wedding and finds out that Rory's pregnant.

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    16 Jan 2024

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    “You misunderstand me,” he interrupted, chuckling, gray eyes gleaming. “Brown and him? Makes sense. You and Weasley?” He tisked with a theatrical frown. “What a waste.”

    “Because I’m a mudblood?” she seethed, coming to a halt.

    He stopped too and spoke his next words in a very careful way. “Because you’re Hermione Granger. Head of the class. While he’s Ronald Weasley, head of the Harry Potter fan club.”

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    13 Jan 2024

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    For two years, they've been friends at University, taking the same curriculum. For the last year, he's been in love with her in secret. For almost half of that time, they've been fuck buddies of the amazing kind... but only after he lights her fuse and gets her blood roaring. Oh, what fun Draco Malfoy has riling Hermione Granger up!

    REVISED Aug. 2022.

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    12 Jan 2024

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    cute

  19. Public Bookmark 99

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    Hermione Granger-Malfoy is sick. The healers at St. Mungos can't seem to figure out why and have referred her to muggle doctors instead. Draco doesn't understand a lick about doctors, but he would be damned before he let his wife die.

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    10 Jan 2024

  20. Public Bookmark 39

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    An epistolary collection of letters, howlers, bets, invitations, and other assorted bits of paper between Minister for Magic Hermione Granger-Malfoy, her fabulously wealthy house husband and their rambunctious brood of kids as they navigate their Hogwarts years.

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    09 Jan 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    best

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