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The real question is, how to get rid of Umbridge?
Or: Dumbledore's Army take the removal of the Defense professor into their own hands. Chaos ensues.
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Bookmarked by Roni (roseofwhimsy)
04 Oct 2024
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I love this story sm, die umbitch die!
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the jackson files by Ideasofmarch
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
14 Jul 2020
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Makin’ pancakes @makinbaconpancakes
Does anyone know who the fuck Percy Jackson is???Oranges are spicy @ronaldmcd
Whomst?Makin’ pancakes @makinbaconpancakes
Check rachel dares insta storyOranges are spicy @ronaldmcd
kOranges are spicy @ronaldmcd
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Rachel Elizabeth Dare posts a video of Percy on her instagram story. it all just spirals from there.
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Bookmarked by Roni (roseofwhimsy)
10 Dec 2023
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I'M WHEEZING SO HARD I CAN'T THIS IS SO FUNNY.
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Death was not what Harry thought it would be. An empty train and a being proclaiming himself to be the Death, telling him that, “sorry, no afterlife for you” certainly wasn't anywhere near his expectations.
And having his soul and magic crammed back into his four year old body, being told that he can never die… That was another painful kick to the groin.
But Harry is British, and the phrase “keep calm and carry on” is practically a part of him by now. He realises that this is a second chance at life. To actually live and do whatever the hell he wants without being someone else’s pawn. It is a new beginning, and things are going to be vastly different this time around.
UPDATE: As of April 2025 this story has been fully edited/rewritten.
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- Part 1 of Change
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Bookmarked by Roni (roseofwhimsy)
07 Aug 2022
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ink and parchment | blood and bone by Rose_by_another_name
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Mar 2021
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Eliza Potter was abandoned in an orphanage by the Dursely's and so 11 years later she refuses to be the Light Golden girl everyone wants. Eliza Potter is more a force of nature than a girl and she refuses to let anything stand in her way to greatness, and that includes meddling old headmasters
[starts in first year]
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- Part 1 of ink and parchment | blood and bone
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Bookmarked by Roni (roseofwhimsy)
20 Dec 2021
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This fic is arguably better than the bullshit in canon.
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"No. We were brought here for a reason, Sammy." He grinned at her, a flash of white teeth. "We're here to wreak havoc."
Sam was not on board with that idea. Absolutely not. They weren't here to exploit this new world. They weren't going to mess with the story just because they could. And she wasn't grinning right back at him.
No.
Of course not.
They were here to make things better. They were here with the foreknowledge of what would happen so they could help people. She wasn't thinking about how much chaos they could create, or how someone like Jim being Harry Potter was going to destroy the entire plot. And she definitely wasn't thinking about the damage they could do to just about everything with magic at their disposal.
She wasn't.
"You're right," Sam leaned across the table so they were inches apart as she whispered, "Let's fuck shit up."