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Wash sure does know how to make putting in overtime sound appealing.
(Tucker pisses Wash off. Wash puts him in a cage. This is probably a gross misuse of power, but hey, they're into it.)
(Kinktober, day 6: Chastity)
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03 Jan 2026
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当阿德勒吐出那句话时，他的脑海中突然响起了哈罗的声音，像是从被掩盖多年的废弃设施里，从他震颤的身体深处，从遮住他视野的黑暗里响起共鸣。
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29 Jun 2025
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In which, instead of deciding to have Jason killed, Hoyt decides that he's worth more alive to him than he is dead. With a proverbial knife at his brother's throat as well as the throats of all of his friends, Jason agrees and he becomes little more than Vaas and Hoyts' pet killer.
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01 Dec 2024
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Bell made the wrong choice, and now they're living with the outcome. Becoming Perseus. When an old comrade shows his face in the interrogation room, it digs up old feelings that were better left buried. (aka me once again rewriting Cold War endings to make them more homoerotic)
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28 Nov 2024
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Bell takes a serious wound at Solovetsky. Adler tries to stop the bleeding while they wait for medics.
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14 Aug 2024
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As Adler slowly turns into the husk Stitch wants, hallucinations start to come about.
“You’ll always be the worst.” Adler’s lips moved, a shadow of a smirk. “This whole situation is ironic, you ever thought of that?”
Adler’s lips flattened as he moved his head away from them. The red shuffled away.
“It hasn’t escaped my knowledge, no. I’m growing insane, not stupid.”
“You think you’re going insane?”
His ears ring with chimes.
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13 Aug 2024
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A strange feeling surpasses you: you feel very alone in this world. You know what your life trajectory is, but you are missing so many details between event and event. Filling those gaps is as in vain as filling water in a broken jar. You don’t even remember what you used to like and dislike. What about the people? The names? Who you used to like and hate? You have no idea. At the back of your head you feel like those things are even more important than your own identity. But those memories are totally obliterated. Forever gone. The only thing you are certain right now, is that you have to trust the blond man.
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No beta. Also my Russian is even worse than my English so let me know if there are any grammar mistakes.Bookmarked by sadpuppynoise
13 Aug 2024
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"Mind giving me a light?"
Bell and Adler should've died together in Duga. That's it, that's the whole bit.
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23 Jul 2024
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A collection of all my smaller works. (Chapters 1-29 originally posted to tumblr/pillowfort.)
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28 May 2024
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I should think you still have dreams? Well, next time you dream, give some thought...to the hunt, and its purpose.
The hunter has second thoughts in the burning underbelly of Old Yharnam.
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02 May 2024
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“And I’m a cyborg. You could practice bowing down to me,” Simmons said. The suggestion made sense until the second it left his mouth, and then he cringed and waited for Grif to laugh.
Grif didn’t laugh. Instead his face went blank. Simmons couldn’t read his expression at all. After a second he said, “Maybe I should.”
Simmons blinked. “Um. What?”
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22 Aug 2023
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Miraculously, Wash doesn’t go to prison. According to the UNSC, Agent Washington dies on the same day as his former best friend — a still, gray heap in the snow left behind for the last time. At least this time, he deserved it.
For all intents and purposes, that's how it should've gone. Instead, a higher power takes a rare pity on him, and during the time he’d passed out, he was unceremoniously deposited into the parallel universe where the Reds and Blues pull him out of the snow, spray paint his shoulder plates yellow, and take him home.
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30 Jun 2023
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Tucker and Caboose are too good at being soldiers, and it's cramping their style. Okay, mostly just Tucker's style.
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18 Apr 2023
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It's not problem after problem, it's that he's a problem.
A problem you like.
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18 Apr 2023
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Walking home from one of Donut's stupid movies one night, Simmons is attacked. Now he has an aversion to garlic and can't stop staring at Grif's neck.
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- Part 1 of Vampire AU
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15 Apr 2023
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Felix takes the moments leading up to betraying the Reds and Blues to reflect on a certain aqua armored soldier and the amusement he provided.
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27 Dec 2022
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Grif spent the morning of his wedding dodging Sarge's assassination attempts. It didn't feel that much different than a regular day. He didn't catch on that Sarge was actively trying to murder him until Sarge broke down after one too many failures and shook his fists at the sky, shouting, "Where have I gone wrong? Is the universe itself conspiring against me to keep Grif alive? What cruel universe do we live in? Simmons is doomed. Doomed!"
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20 Dec 2022
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Wash and Carolina arrive too late to stop the mercs at the temple. Tucker's solution to the partial activation of the Purge doesn't exactly make everything easier.
In which Wash really fucks up, Grif can't sleep and Donut won't shut up about Twilight.
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11 Dec 2022
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Tucker comes back from his alien quest, except this time he’s sick because he’s been sex pollened, not because he’s pregnant. Guess who has to help him out with that? Spoiler: it’s Church.
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20 Nov 2022
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A direct continuation of S13.
Epsilon shatters in Tucker's head and it goes about as well as you'd expect.
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- Part 1 of Deconstruction
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26 Oct 2022