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“And that involves me wearing a dress and pretending to be a couple with-” he’d wanted to say something rude, but pulled back at the last second, “-with Dazai?”
“Yes, that’s exactly the plan,” Mori rested his chin atop his interlocked hands, a mirthful look on his face.
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19 Jan 2024
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teenage nightmares commit atrocities by forever_wandering
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
29 Apr 2023
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“Tsushima Shuuji,” Chuuya reads out loud. “A bright, optimistic young man with a pep in his step and a zest for life. Hang on–is this referring to you?”
“Unfortunately,” Dazai laments, sighing dramatically. “You just got away with ‘science nerd’ and ‘soccer player,’ but I’m supposed to be an artist! I hate art! It’s useless!”
“Shut the fuck up. That’s not the problem here. You? A ‘zest for life?’ Looking forward to each new morning? Hah! Rimbaud would sooner come back to life.”
Dazai turns to Chuuya with the barest facsimile of a smile painted over his lips.
“I,” he says sweetly, “am going to gut you open like a fish.”
Dazai and Chuuya are seasoned mafiosos at the ripe old age of almost-seventeen. They’ve fought gang wars, interrogated prisoners, and done all manner of unspeakable things. Now, they face their greatest challenge yet: going (undercover) to a real high school. With regular teens (who may or may not be desperately trying to get them to kiss).
One thing’s for sure: this school is unprepared for the absolute calamity that is Double Black.Written for the SKK Big Bang 2022 feat. art by videogamelover99 & beta'ed by Airini.
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19 Jan 2024
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Do I Get My Worthless Reward Yet? by World_Ender22
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
17 Mar 2022
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Chuuya has always been certain of two things: he is going to die young, and it will be Corruption that kills him. So when the Boss orders him to use his Corrupted form without an out, he is neither surprised nor distressed. He simply does what he's told. When Dazai learns that the whole thing is a ploy to make him rejoin the Mafia, he plans to beat Mori at his own game... starting with convincing Chuuya to join the Armed Detective Agency. / Soukoku
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12 Jan 2024
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It’s not like Atsushi doesn’t know about Akutagawa’s massive crush on Dazai. Everyone in Yokohama knows about Akutagawa’s crush on Dazai. Atsushi might be stupid, but he’s not an idiot. (It takes a breakup for Atsushi to realize that he and Akutagawa were dating all along.)
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12 Jan 2024
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Nakahara Chuuya has his reasons for not wanting to fall in love again anytime soon, especially during his au pair year in Yokohama. His host brother, Dazai Osamu, plans to change that.
Translation into Russian available on Ficbook
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- Part 1 of Paradise
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11 Jan 2024
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Everything or Nothing by Wellthathappened (Cataclysmic_Calamity)
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
01 Jan 2023
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College AU where Chuuya finds out that the boy he drunkenly made out with the night of orientation is his new roommate.
His arrogant, smug, very straight roommate.
And the boys are each convinced the other is trying to ruin their life by making them go absolutely insane.
Turkish Translation Here
Vietnamese Translation Here
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- Part 1 of Tell Me a Story
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05 Dec 2023
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tie our hearts together by setosdarkness for Tay98
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
05 Mar 2019
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A powerful Ability compels Yokohama’s citizens to stick close to the person or object they want to protect the most.
Dazai lets out a whine, “Why is nobody trying to get into my personal space?!”
“I’m sorry Dazai-san, I guess everyone here thinks you can handle things on your own?”
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02 Dec 2023
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It’s fine, it’s all fine.
As the only executive present at the current onsen trip, Chuuya has the situation under control.
As chair of the risk committee and unofficial favorite executiveTM of the entire organization, he can solve this minor crisis.
There’s no need to panic.
What else can go wrong? It's not like they're gonna meet the shitty Detective Agency at a hotel or something.“Just fucking leave, Dazai. I’m tired and it’s your fault so, please, leave me alone.”
“No.”
“Leave.”
“No.”
[Or: the (not so) accidental joint Agency/Port Mafia onsen trip that goes as badly as you may expect.]
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28 Nov 2023
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Dazai, Chuuya, and four others are trapped in a cursed house where you cannot lie—each time you lie, you lose an organ. In seven stages, they are asked deeply personal questions that need to be answered in order to escape.
Welcome to The Liar’s House.
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26 Nov 2023
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The five times the Agency and the Mafia wondered what exactly was the relationship between Dazai and Chuuya, and the one time they finally got their answers.
Alternatively, I wrote another relationship reveal.
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- Part 14 of Double Black
- Part 9 of sofia's relationship reveals
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25 Nov 2023
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Dazai’s phone and all his genius blackmailing plans were long forgotten as he stood thunderstruck and watched Chuuya enter the convenience store, unable to take his eyes off his perky ass, small waist and wide shoulders. Shit, it was as if Chuuya did it on purpose, just to deter Dazai from his important mission.
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Dazai wants to take compromising pictures of Chuuya running errands in his loungewear — however, his genius blackmailing plans backfire when Chuuya comes out of the house wearing goddamn grey sweatpants.
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21 Nov 2023
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It's Disgustingly Easy to Fall Back into Old Habits by lovelychumouse (tincrest)
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
04 Feb 2022
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Dazai put his hand under Chuuya’s chin, lifting it so that he had to look him in the eyes. “Did you miss me?”
Chuuya barked out a laugh right in his face. “Miss you? The only thing I missed was your cock.”
“Of course you did. You ever find anyone to bang you as well as I did?”
Chuuya gave a sinful little grin. “You really wanna know?”
Dazai scoffed. “Doesn’t matter.”
In which,
Dazai and Chuuya's first hookup after four years apart. Yes, in my headcanon they fucked as teenagers. Duh.
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- Part 1 of I Shouldn't Want This: Chuuya x Dazai
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21 Nov 2023
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Chuuya finds himself with cat ears and a tail after facing off against an ability user earlier in the day. A reluctant Dazai refuses to touch him to dispel the cute effects of the ability but is more than happy to oblige his request of needing to be touched in another way.
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21 Nov 2023
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leave eden with my seed in your stomach by banji_shiield
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
26 Jul 2023
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“Wait- Wait, Ranpo,” Poe said when Ranpo’s fingers darted up to the top-most button of Poe’s shirt. “We should- um, we should go somewhere more private.” He was already stumbling over his words.
"I like the way you think, hon."
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Ranpo never was good at waiting when he wanted something- and, well, who was Poe to deny him when he wanted it too?
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- Part 2 of percy likes ranpoe a normal amount
- Part 4 of percys soooo normal abt these tragic little gay men
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14 Nov 2023
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“Keep going,” Poe said, stumbling over his words a bit. “Please.”
Ranpo paused. “Are- Eddie, are you jacking off right now?”
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Ranpo's daily phone call with a friend takes an unexpected turn, and Ranpo can't really say he minds much if it sounds this good.
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- Part 1 of percy likes ranpoe a normal amount
- Part 2 of percys soooo normal abt these tragic little gay men
- Part 1 of poe being 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
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14 Nov 2023
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got that look like he's in too deep by banji_shiield
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
31 Jul 2023
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“Sounds like you need to unwind,” Ranpo said, removing his feet from Poe’s lap finally. “I can help with that, if you want.”
“Oh, no, Ranpo, I couldn’t ask you to do that-”
“I insist. You’re living with me, I’m responsible for your well-being for the next however long it takes you to find your own place,” Ranpo said, leaning forward and turning off his PSP again. “Let me take care of you, Eddie.”
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Poe living with Ranpo is absolute torture. All crush-laced corsets and muttered curse words when he tripped on something and tied back hair. Ranpo doesn't feel like himself.
So maybe kissing a bit will fix things.
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- Part 3 of percy likes ranpoe a normal amount
- Part 5 of percys soooo normal abt these tragic little gay men
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14 Nov 2023
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Dazai steps out in a dress and heels for a mission, since the gown won't fit Yosano. He's only supposed to spend an hour or so leading their targets on a dance around a charity gala, but the unexpected arrival of a certain Port Mafia Executive threatens to disrupt all his plans. And when he and Chuuya find themselves finally face to face, they end up entwined in a tense game of mutual provocation...
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04 Nov 2023
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How to Seduce Dazai Osamu: a Guide by Nakahara Chuuya by setosdarkness for soymilkpotato
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
13 Dec 2019
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With the help of Cosmopolitan magazines, Higuchi and Gin, Chuuya tries to seduce Dazai. And fails.
Or does he?
[12/13/19: this fic is now COMPLETE]
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- Part 15 of soukoku AUs
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03 Nov 2023
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Sharp Nothings by hellosweetie17 for stargazerlilith
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
23 Nov 2017
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“Mmm...” Dazai tilts his head in thought, and Chuuya can feel the sound vibrating through the sliver of air resting between their mouths. “I wonder what Ane-san and Mori-san would say if they found out Chuuya was here.”
He turns Nakahara’s head to the side while his soft lips brush along his cheek until they finally settle on his ear. “That Chuuya waltzes into the ADA every week and begs me to fuck him.”
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02 Nov 2023
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Anything You Say Can And Will Be Held Against You (So Only Say My Name, It Will Be Held Against You) by JerichosDemise, Kibasix
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
21 Nov 2016
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Prompt: Chuuya addressing Dazai as Osamu for like the first time and giving Dazai a heart attack. - Filled by Kibasix
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Sometimes Chuuya wonders why he even bothers trying to sleep…
Between living with Dazai - which is, in and of itself, a challenge bordering on the impossible – having random members of the Armed Detective Agency turning up on his doorstep at all hours of the day and night – usually looking for the bandaged bastard – mostly without prior warning and working for the Port Mafia which often requires him to be on missions at odd hours; sleep has become something of a half-remembered dream, memories on which he looks back with a fond sort-of wistfulness.
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- Part 1 of Soukoku Prompt Collaboration
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02 Nov 2023