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    “One large cheese, one large meat lover and one large vegorama, for, uh, es-bee-eye” Tommy reads in a monotone voice, from the receipt, as he holds the pizzas out to the hero in front of him.

    “Who are you, and how did you find us?” The Blade deadpans, sword still up to Tommy’s throat.

    “Pizza Hut. Someone ordered pizza.”

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    TommyInnit gets a job in a city run by heroes. He just wants to deliver pizza, but he really needs a break.

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    25 Jun 2023

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    Hacking away at the sternum of a dead corpse on Tubbo’s kitchen floor is not how Tommy imagined spending breakfast. Worse yet, Tubbo hadn’t even done him the courtesy of fully draining the body. No, bitch boy is currently sitting on top of the kitchen counter, drinking the unfortunate bastard’s blood from Tommy’s favorite travel mug.

    Uncurling from his kneeled position above the body—after another unsuccessful stab—Tommy looks up at Tubbo and graces him with his opinion on this whole affair.

    “Fuck you.”

    Or, Tommy is one of the most powerful necromancers to ever exist; in a world of magical politics and intrigue, its both the best and the worst thing to happen to him.

    Or, Dark Magic/Vampire AU where Tommy just wants to enjoy his exile vacation and do normal necromancer things like resurrecting cows, too bad no one told the Dark Council that.

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    25 Jun 2023

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    LONG fic charting the marauders' time at Hogwarts (and beyond) from Remus' PoV - diversion from canon in that Remus's father died and he was raised in a children's home, and is a bit rough around the edges. Otherwise canon-compliant.
    1971 - 1995

    This IS a wolfstar fic, but incredibly slow burn. Literally years. Long build up but worth it I promise!

    PLEASE DO NOT COPY TO WATTPAD. SERIOUSLY, WHY??

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    https://open.spotify.com/user/htl2006/playlist/3z2NbLq2IVGG0NICBqsN2D?si=Liyl_JKJSx2RUqks3p50kg

    (Compiled by amazing reader, JustAnotherPerson)

     DISCLAIMER: I do not support JK Rowling's disgusting transphobic views.

    NOTE: I AM NO LONGER READING OR REPLYING TO COMMENTS ON THIS FIC

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    09 Aug 2022

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    Dream and George are rivals, and always have been. Ever since their first meeting at just eleven years old, they had become sworn enemies, never missing an opportunity to confront the other with various pranks and insults - both of them being promoted to quidditch captain didn't help anything either. But when an unfortunate accident strips George from his memories of Dream, taking seven years of history and turning them into nothing more than strangers, George has a strange gut feeling that he's supposed to trust the mysterious boy who claims that they used to know each other. What could possibly go wrong?

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    “My wings –” Tommy pants. “They’re – I fell on them when you bumped into me earlier, I – I thought they were okay, but now I can’t –”

    “Okay, okay. Breathe.” Wilbur soothes. He sets down the cages in the grass and puts two hands on Tommy’s shoulders. “Can I see?” Tommy stares at him. “I can help, I promise. I work in the town’s aviary. I’ve done this my whole life. I promise I won’t hurt you.”

    Tommy hesitates. He needs to deliver this mail. But, he can’t do his job if he can’t fly. “Okay,” he allows.

    or, Tommy is a royal mail-carrier and Wilbur lives in the town he's delivering to.

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    25 Jun 2022