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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    "Farah, I need to talk to you."
    "You’re using the voice," Farah replied coolly, not looking up from her coffee as she stirred in a splash of creamer.
    "What voice," Todd asked, eyes narrowing as he settled against a counter beside her, clutching his own mug loosely with both hands.
    "That voice you use when you suddenly need to talk to me about something I’m probably going to find alarming, baffling, or some unpleasant combination of both."
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    As Halloween approaches, a series of extremely minor but increasingly suspicious events have Todd wondering whether maybe-- just possibly-- Dirk might be turning into a vampire. Somehow.
    Farah has other hypotheses. Dirk has his usual luck with the Universe.
    Shenanigans, a case about a were-pig, and a party ensue.

    Written for the 2021 DGHDA Halloween Mini Bang, with art by dontoffendthebees

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    26 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 12

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    “I incline to the quantum mechanical view in this matter. My theory is that your cat is not lost, but that his waveform has temporarily collapsed and must be restored. Schrödinger. Planck. And so on.”
    ― Douglas Adams, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

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    25 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 28

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    Todd shifted from foot to foot. “I’m, uh. I’m bi.” He was sure he’d said it aloud more this week than he had in his entire college career. “A friend of mine – Farah? – she said she knew you from work and that you were looking for a roommate, but if that’s a problem or whatever –”

    “No problem at all, darling,” Dirk said, his brilliant smile returning, “I’m gay enough for both of us.” He winked and disappeared back down the hallway with his arms full of notebooks, calling over his shoulder as he went. “When are you moving in?”

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    23 Jan 2026

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    It’s winter in Hawkins, and Mike and Will aren’t speaking anymore. Living in Mike’s house, Will tries to be invisible, spending most of his time in the basement.

    Then the power goes out — and if there’s one thing he dreads more than facing Mike, it’s the cold.

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    Seven nights in which Mike and Will have to sleep in the same bed, even though they’re barely friends anymore.

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    16 Dec 2025

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    Things have been good— besides some lingering regret over not killing Shroud and the careful consolidating of corporatizing Mecha Man with dispatch work, Robert’s been alright. Hell, he even bought a bed recently.

    Things spiral pretty quickly when he’s a victim of some sort of bizarro mugging and gets turned into a cat. Surprisingly, it doesn’t even rank in the top ten worst experiences of his life.

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    04 Dec 2025