sarcasticsushi
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- The Vampire Diaries (TV) (46)
- Free! (35)
- K (Anime) (3)
- Thor (Movies) (3)
- The Originals (TV) (2)
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In which Caroline finds herself looking at her son's nanny in a whole new light (thanks Katherine).
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- Part 5 of I Want Your Confession
- Part 23 of However Long It Takes
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The Birthday Gift by venomandchampagne (sarcasticsushi)
Fandoms: The Vampire Diaries (TV)
06 May 2022
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Much to his surprise, Caroline throws Klaus a party for his birthday. It's perfect, just like any other Caroline Forbes event, but what he really wants from her is something you can't ask from a friend: a kiss.
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- Part 29 of However Long It Takes
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When Caroline and Klaus are in need of an emergency hotel stay, the worst happens: there's only one bed.
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- Part 28 of However Long It Takes
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Klaus' choice for their first date isn't what Caroline expected, but he won't be the only one surprised by the end.
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- Part 27 of However Long It Takes
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When she finally went to Klaus, Caroline expected a lot of things. None of those were to find him watching a sex tape. Of them. That she certainly didn't recall filming in the first place. What the f-
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- Part 26 of However Long It Takes
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However Long It Takes by sarcasticsushi, venomandchampagne (sarcasticsushi)
Fandom: Arrow (TV 2012), The Originals (TV), The Vampire Diaries (TV)
04 Aug 2025
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This is a collection of drabbles and one shots originally from my tumblr (klarolinesbuttons) which can also be found on FFN.
Most are inspired by prompts I have received and are unrelated to each other. Any stories with multiple parts will continue within further chapters of that same work.
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Follow fumbling witch Makoto and his new familiar Haru as they learn to live (and maybe love) together.
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A collection of unrelated drabbles written to celebrate Halloween (and Makoharu!).
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A collection of unrelated drabbles written for Makoharu Week 2016.
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Keith and Pidge try to summon a demon for fun. They get Lance, a helplessly romantic incubus.
“Lance? What kind of a name is that for a demon?”If he hadn’t driven Pidge here himself, Keith would’ve been sure this was a prank on him. Also, if Pidge had any friends.
“I guess you could call me Lur’na-ÿzxelgeneth if you wanna keep it strictly professional.”
“Bless you,” Pidge said.
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Having sex with Keith in order to secure an alliance with an alien species wasn't how Lance expected to lose his virginity, but it wasn't the worst way for it to go.
(Until afterwards, of course, when it all goes wrong and Keith won't speak to him. Not that Lance has any idea why. Or why it bothers him so much.)
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The members of the Voltron crew are in their early twenties, and like many in their youth, they don't drink responsibly...
Lance insists he never blacks out. Keith calls bullshit. Lance decides he’s going to prove it. Drinking ensues, they share a drunk bonding moment, but how much does Lance actually remember?
1.5 oz drunk Lance
1.0 oz Keith’s unrequited crush
Shake vigorously
Add a dash of ambiguity and mixed signals then leave to slow burn...Series
- Part 1 of Please Drink Responsibly
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“Not—not that you’d be my rebound! I mean, you’d be helping me take my mind off of this guy, but to be a rebound, I’d have to have dated him first, I think, and he doesn’t even know I like him, so. You wouldn’t be a rebound. At worst, we become badass partners-in-crime with a grudging respect for each other, at best, we’re soulmates for life and this is fate trying to help us find happiness. So. Um.” Lance swallows and looks up at the Blade of Marmora soldier through his lashes. “What say you?”
They look down at their hands for a moment, fingers twisting together in deep thought. Then they’re pulling their gloves off, revealing pale, half-bruised knuckles of the human variation, and their mask is dissolving, giving way to big blue-purple eyes and an achingly familiar jet-black cowlick. “Who,” says Keith Kogane, in that low-pitched rumble that makes Lance’s stomach roil in the good way—holy fuck—“is this guy you’re trying to get over?”
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Feelings On Fire (Guess I'm A Bad Liar) by melancholymango
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
06 Oct 2017
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“I don’t know, it kinda makes sense?” Hunk suggested carefully, picking Lance’s legs up just enough to sit down beneath them and then allowing them to fall onto his lap. Hunk rubbed soothingly at Lance’s calves, the blue paladin having gone back to hiding his face in the cushions. “The witch wanted to teach Lance a lesson in truthfulness and if there’s anyone that Lance lies to the most, it’s Keith. I mean, he acts like he hates the guy when in reality he-”
“Doesn’t.” Lance grit out, word slightly distorted and muffled from where his face currently was. He lifted his head, looking back at Hunk with a glare. “We don’t need to go into detail about it, Hunk.”
(AKA that one fic where Lance is cursed to be honest to and about the person he lies to more than anyone else. Hijinks ensue.)