satiricalcesare
Fandoms
- Dream SMP (5)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (5)
- Video Blogging RPF (1)
- Origins SMP (1)
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Darkest Before Dawn by satiricalcesare
Fandoms: Origins SMP, Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
28 Apr 2024
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The Nest crumbles around them, the two children running as fast as they can to escape the cold white marble and the iron bars.
Clipped black Raven wings fall away, replaced with the freeing feeling of the freezing cold air of New L'Manburg.
Tears freeze to their face, blending in with blood, the bones of one child shattered, the other's too powerful to be natural.
They've made it.
That's all that matters.
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Sati's take on a vigilante(ish) AU, except all the children are terrified all the time, and like 50% of the 'heroes' are horrific people
There will be a list of T.W's at the beginning of every chapter for those who need it!
Series
- Part 3 of Sati’s LongFics™!
- Part 1 of Raven Feathers and Crow Wings
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The bricks of the tower were warm, the white and lavender stones practically glowing in the morning light. Perfectly isolated, the giant building sat in the center of one of the most remote forests in all of the Overworld. Perfect for the last remaining true boss mob to settle down, at least temporarily.
The egg resting in her body is growing heavier by the day, the maternal senses telling her that the child (she knows that it’s a ‘he’) will grow big and strong, like her. The feeling in the back of her mind, however, tells her that this child is more than she will ever be.
This child is special, no other way to put it. Her child will grow very differently than she, and though she is very old, that is a thing she has never seen before.
Before the others died out, there were rumors of special dragonets being born, but they were just that, rumors. Jean’s smile widens as she feels the egg shift inside of her, the gentle rocking of her body lulling the tiny body back to sleep.
A single tear, lavender and sparking, falls from her eye, a burn mark the size of a human head staining the forest floor.
Or: Dragoninnit Au!
Series
- Part 2 of Sati’s LongFics™!
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Falling Face-first Out of The Dreamscape by satiricalcesare
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
28 Apr 2024
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Theseus loved the flowers that grew along this path, beautiful purple flowers that always reminded him of the crude fire magic the mortals attempted every once in a while. His elder brother called them “al-ie-ums” or something, but Theseus always preferred to call them purple puffballs. The largest swarms of them grew on either end of the path, marking the giant white gates with their gorgeous bursts of color. They reminded Theseus of home.
It had been a long time since Phil had taken his children on a trip outside the castle, and he always thought of L’Manburg as a lovely place to visit. The large statue of the young god who protected the city always warmed the space in his heart for the city, brightening what would have been a cold, desolate, fortress of a living area. Technoblade loved to read in its shadow, books about the history of the city and the gods who protected it. Wilbur loved to sing to the locals intricate stories of the adventures the god would go on, Phil’s favorite was the origin story of the flowers behind his ear.
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Tommy is a lost deity that “protects” L’Manburg, and royal sleepy boys inc. seems to be longing for a new member.
Series
- Part 1 of Sati’s LongFics™!
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come inside, my floors are warm and my blankets are covered in blood by satiricalcesare
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
29 Dec 2022
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Bedrock bros found family fic, with some spicy magical realism and raccooninnit!
This is for my secret santa: usadapekorabgm
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- Part 2 of Sati’s ShortFics™!
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Running Around In Northern Antarctic Empire Costumes by satiricalcesare
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
10 Nov 2022
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Tommyinnit and Purpled are magical dumbasses who like to fuck with mortals, but they’re also mildly lonely.
So, when Tommy reads about a local holiday, he invites Purpled and each of them get invited to join what they don’t realize is the royal family for their Halloween party
A.K.A// My two part Halloween special!
Series
- Part 1 of Sati’s ShortFics™!
Recent series
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Sati’s ShortFics™! by orphan_account, satiricalcesare
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
31 Aug 2023
- Words:
- 15,380
- Works:
- 3
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Sati’s LongFics™! by satiricalcesare
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Origins SMP, Video Blogging RPF
28 Apr 2024
- Words:
- 75,038
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 3
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Raven Feathers and Crow Wings by satiricalcesare
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Origins SMP, Video Blogging RPF
28 Apr 2024
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My kinda-sorta ‘vigilante’ au, except most of what happens is just decidedly not vigilante-trope shit
- Words:
- 24,497
- Works:
- 1