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    Vincent is dead.

    At least according to his employee file. If he's going to get his belongings back from what's left of Shinra, he needs a next of kin to come and get them. But the only way to get a next of kin is to marry one. Thankfully, Cloud is always willing to help out a friend and he's not so great at reading things before he signs them. As long as everything goes smoothly, he won't even know that he agreed to marry Vincent before Vincent collects his things and tears up the agreement.

    What could possibly go wrong?

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    16 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 32

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    Sometimes there are better ways to handle the cold.

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    05 Sep 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 35

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    Trevor fucks Alucard's hair.

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    "I can cum in it?" Trevor asked gleefully.

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    01 Sep 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 69

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    Trevor only wanted to pester Alucard. After all, he was so uptight and prissy and annoying. So pretending his beer bottle was a dick wasn’t really thought out. (Who was he kidding, when did he ever?)

    But damn if the dhampir’s reaction wasn’t... interesting. Interesting enough to do keep doing it.
    Just to see what Alucard might do.
    Or who he might do.

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    01 Sep 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 87

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    After they kill Dracula, the immediate sense of danger is finally dispelled after long days of travel and fights interspersed. Trevor, for one, is grateful for the opportunity to catch his breath. He’s always felt a pull towards dangerous situations—and he also has pretty shitty luck—but being subject to a prophecy demanding that he save humanity by killing Dracula? That was entirely its own level of clusterfuck, and he’s more than happy to leave it in the past and take advantage of the reprieve.

    — (or, Trevor learns what he's gained even after immeasurable loss.)

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    24 Aug 2025