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    💙 Part 1: Constellations.
    In which Aonung pines for Neteyam, until he finally catches on.

    💙 Part 2: Festering.
    In which prejudices and expectations get the better of Aonung, but Neteyam believes in second chances.

    💙 Part 3: Songcord.
    In which Aonung has to deal with the reality of losing Neteyam forever.

    💙 Part 4: Aftermath.
    Alternative Ending to The Way Of Water + 'Festering'.

    In which Neteyam has to leave to live at the lab again for his recovery. Aonung doesn't want to give up the love he has for him.

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    There's a new student at Hogwarts. And, for some reason, he's decided he's going to be Tom Riddle's best friend.

    Tom, immortal aspiring Dark Lord, apparently has no say in the matter.

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    to love, and to be loved, is to be changed.

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    The first time Harry walks into a room to discover Riddle and Voldemort mid-duel, he walks right back out the door.

     
    In which a young Tom Riddle travels through time and discovers a future where Voldemort has won.

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    Steve, a society omega, puts out an add in the paper looking for an alpha among the lonely hearts expanding the west. He's answered by Billy, a lonely cowboy living in a growing settlement in California rich in just about everything but available omegas. Even though it is clear that Billy hasn't had the schooling that Steve has, Steve finds himself charmed and intrigued by the intelligent and silly alpha who hangs on his every word, who actually seems to want to listen to him. He seems like the perfect choice, but there's one problem. It's not Billy who has been writing Steve but his little sister Max, who is determined to find a good match for him. The real Billy is the single most rude and uncouth creature to ever walk the planet and there's nothing, absolutely nothing, on God's green earth that could ever convince Steve to marry him. The second problem? It will be weeks, maybe MONTHS, before rescue arrives and he's stuck with Billy until then.

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    #started
    On Chapter 29

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    Over the years, Yennefer notices that Geralt and Jaskier’s life can be really bloody weird at times.

    Alternative summary: five Geraskier fandom tropes that our boys find completely normal, and one that isn’t at all.

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    Jaskier is the only person Geralt's ever been around who doesn't smell of fear

    Russian Translation here
    Korean Translation here
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