12 Works by schroedingerscryptid
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Untitled Train Game by schroedingerscryptid
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game), Untitled Goose Game (Video Game)
21 Jan 2026
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It’s a lovely day at the IPC, and you are a horrible goose. Or, at least, the goose that appeared out of nowhere in the IPC garden is. Aventurine’s always been fond of animals, and especially fond of his silly little waterfowl friend. A day has arrived however, when Aventurine finds his little friend missing from the garden as he tries to enjoy his lunch, only to hear a crash, a scream, and a very loud and unapologetic HONK. He proceeds to spend the rest of his shift chasing his friend around the IPC and Intelligentsia Guild. Shenanigans ensue.
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this ficlet exists just because i want to compare two intellitrons and the way they treat humans. i felt like throwing up so many times while writing lygus.
screwtio was my break. also idea reference: https://www.tumblr.com/schroedingerscryptid/787384801069023232/im-writing-a-ficlet-of-this-now-btw-im-at-lygus?source=share
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To The Imperfect Tomorrow by schroedingerscryptid
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
29 Jan 2025
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Mix, shake, pour, serve-that's all Gallagher was told to do. Idle chit-chat and gossip are expected, what with people of all walks of life coming and going as glass after glass is put out for their enjoyment. In the same vein, the glittery and gilded parties of The Family are no different: after all, people continue to get lost in their divulgence and decadence, no matter their statuses.
And yet, at the center of it all is the lonesome figure of Sunday, whose ever-so-slightly unsubtle longing glances catch Gallagher's attention. He's been booked for months in advance by the Family until the Charmony festival. Perhaps he can figure out just what the Birdie's longing for, even if it destroys him.
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The One-Way Mirror by schroedingerscryptid
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
17 Aug 2024
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Everyone knows the amazing Doctor Veritas Ratio. But does anyone really know him?
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Honesty in Laughter by schroedingerscryptid
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
08 Jun 2024
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He was laughing.
Dr Veritas Ratio was laughing.
Dr Veritas Ratio, a genius by every single standard, the man with the handsome poker face, was laughing.
And, oh, good heavens, this might just be the most adorable, prettiest, gentlest laugh Aventurine’s ever heard.
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it’s a ghosts high school group chat au
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Wait, these aren’t Cottonseed- by schroedingerscryptid
Fandoms: Nijisanji EN, Luxiem - Fandom
18 May 2022
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Local Novelist Finds Out Why Cotton Tree Is In The Middle of Park, more at 8.
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Alison's thoughts on a certain old man in Button House
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The Traumatic Tales of Button Manor by schroedingerscryptid
Fandoms: Ghosts (TV 2019), Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
06 Jun 2021
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This week on Buzzfeed Unsolved, we explore Button House in Britain as part of our ongoing investigation into the question: Are Ghosts Real?
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based off a tumblr prompt: https://splorgle.tumblr.com/post/625969878248161280/the-start-of-ww1-frightful-first-world-war
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The Captain explains the start of WW1 to Julian, Pat and Thomas. As expected, it was as good of an idea as stepping on a banana peel on ice while wearing ice skates. -
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The Captain realises there’s more to the residents of Button manor than he’d noticed over the years.
He likes it.
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A Sense of Humer by schroedingerscryptid
Fandoms: Ghosts (TV 2019), BBC Ghosts, Horrible Histories, Stupid Deaths (Horrible Histories)
20 May 2020
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Julian dies and faces Stupid Deaths, a fate more painful than any Hellish punishment.