6 Works by selfless_solipsist
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Being married to a chaos demon during Weirdmageddon (2.0!) means learning that 'quality time' has a VERY different definition.
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- Part 2 of Born of Chaos, Bound by Choice
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Yes Man's assertiveness upgrade came with some unexpected features, and the Courier is about to find out exactly what 'I can say no now' really means.
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- Part 1 of Moai Meets Monitor
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Turns out that the Courier's seduction techniques are unconventional, effective, and involve significantly more cereal than anticipated.
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- Part 2 of Moai Meets Monitor
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An annoying robot wheels into a brothel, paying for...
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You told Claptrap to stay hidden. He's doing great. Totally great. Definitely not having a full emotional crisis behind a crate while watching you commit murder. And he's absolutely, 100% NOT talking to a corpse about his feelings. That would be crazy.
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Till Weirdmageddon Do Us Part [UNDER HEAVY EDITING] by Behavioral_Unit091_B, selfless_solipsist
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
05 Nov 2025
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UPDATE (30.09.2025): Chapters from 1-22 are gonna get updated soon due to me finally learning how to space things out correctly + to fix the formatting in the dialogues and such. NEW SCENES ARE GOING TO BE ADDED AS WELL.
In a chaotic twist of fate (or more like a weird trial from an ancient, cosmic axolotl), you find yourself married to Bill Cipher, the interdimensional demon and chaos incarnate. Two weeks into your new life together, you're just trying to survive the absurdity of being legally bound to a two-dimensional triangle with a massive ego and questionable decision-making skills. With Bill floating around making strange observations about the horrors of human biology and occasionally trying to "bond," things are... well, let's just say "normal" isn't in the cards. Will this be the most dysfunctional marriage in the multiverse? Probably. Will you survive? Maybe. Will it be hilarious? Absolutely.
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- Part 1 of Born of Chaos, Bound by Choice