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Your Love Is Like a Painkiller by selfproclaimedmoron
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Dec 2023
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He turns quickly to Aziraphale, who has soft curves for each one of Gabriel's harsh angles. Milk-coloured hair that curls and crimps around the edges of his face. His upturned nose is framed by piercing green eyes and his cream and beige three piece suit makes him look like a history professor.
Timid perhaps, but handsome. Broad in all the ways Crowley was narrow. Older. Cute. Exactly Crowley's type
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Crowley's a sex worker who helps Aziraphale avoid the wedding he doesn't want.
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Queer technology giant Anthony J. Crowley is just about ready to throw in the towel after relationship after relationship has failed, but there's a new barista at the company coffee shop and he's cute and sweet and Crowley's never been able to resist blond hair and blue eyes. The tabloids will have a field day, they always do, but his assistant is getting married and a temp is needed.
A temp who really isn't very good at making complicated coffees, has past experience in reception, and absolutely no idea that the latest complicated coffee order came from the owner himself. Aziraphale only knows that he's handsome, patient, and was the first person who told him he was doing well.
How could he refuse the temp position? Or, he soon discovers, more.
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23 Feb 2024
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The Beginning and the End by snae_b
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Feb 2024
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A bitter alpha. A closeted omega. Alone together at the end of the world.
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06 Dec 2023
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Thirty-Three by RoswellSmokingWoman
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
04 Jan 2024
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Thirty-three. Too old to be a desirable omega. Thirty-three. Too old to find a mate. Aziraphale long ago decided to be on his own, tend to his bookshop, and live independently. He hadn't wanted an alpha. And he shouldn't. It's entirely wrong for him. The right one would never come, and he's almost sure the right alpha doesn't exist.
Thirty-three. The year that Aziraphale meets Crowley who tests everything Aziraphale had decided would never be a part of his life.- Language:
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03 Dec 2023
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Michael and David wrap the second season of Good Omens, but they're both left longing for something more: each other.
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27 Nov 2023
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the being unknown by fluffy_miracle
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Feb 2024
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Aziraphale is insulted when his boss gets him an alpha demon slave to protect the shop and the important (classified) prophecies hidden inside. He is quite sure he can get the job done on his own-- he just needs more than this fucking flaming sword that doesn't work on other angels.
However, his superiors don't believe him that it's angels trying to get into the shop, blaming the demons instead. He ends up with the slave instead, determined to keep him outside and far away from the shop, especially when his boss says he can use the foul creature for his heats should he need him. Demons are not to be trusted, especially not in nests and vulnerable states like heats.
But-- but things slowly change and Aziraphale finds himself getting closer to the creature guarding the shop, this Crowley, who make him start to question just why their society is set up the way it is and who is really benefitting from the angels and demons being at each other's throats. Not to mention, the alphas against everyone else. Poor Aziraphale is in far more danger than he realizes, especially as he starts falling for the demon he once wanted nothing to do with.
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23 Nov 2023