1 - 20 of 61 Bookmarks by selfproclaimedmoron
Navigation
List of Bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
Queer technology giant Anthony J. Crowley is just about ready to throw in the towel after relationship after relationship has failed, but there's a new barista at the company coffee shop and he's cute and sweet and Crowley's never been able to resist blond hair and blue eyes. The tabloids will have a field day, they always do, but his assistant is getting married and a temp is needed.
A temp who really isn't very good at making complicated coffees, has past experience in reception, and absolutely no idea that the latest complicated coffee order came from the owner himself. Aziraphale only knows that he's handsome, patient, and was the first person who told him he was doing well.
How could he refuse the temp position? Or, he soon discovers, more.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 197,701
- Chapters:
- 26/26
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 932
- Kudos:
- 1,616
- Bookmarks:
- 362
- Hits:
- 68,110
Bookmarked by selfproclaimedmoron
23 Feb 2024
-
The Beginning and the End by snae_b
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Feb 2024
Tags
Summary
A bitter alpha. A closeted omega. Alone together at the end of the world.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 45,058
- Chapters:
- 17/17
- Collections:
- 7
- Comments:
- 1,374
- Kudos:
- 1,185
- Bookmarks:
- 261
- Hits:
- 23,418
Bookmarked by selfproclaimedmoron
06 Dec 2023
-
Thirty-Three by RoswellSmokingWoman
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
04 Jan 2024
Tags
Summary
Thirty-three. Too old to be a desirable omega. Thirty-three. Too old to find a mate. Aziraphale long ago decided to be on his own, tend to his bookshop, and live independently. He hadn't wanted an alpha. And he shouldn't. It's entirely wrong for him. The right one would never come, and he's almost sure the right alpha doesn't exist.
Thirty-three. The year that Aziraphale meets Crowley who tests everything Aziraphale had decided would never be a part of his life.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 30,063
- Chapters:
- 14/16
- Comments:
- 219
- Kudos:
- 950
- Bookmarks:
- 130
- Hits:
- 24,177
Bookmarked by selfproclaimedmoron
03 Dec 2023
-
Tags
Summary
Michael and David wrap the second season of Good Omens, but they're both left longing for something more: each other.
Bookmarked by selfproclaimedmoron
27 Nov 2023
-
the being unknown by fluffy_miracle
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Feb 2024
Tags
Summary
Aziraphale is insulted when his boss gets him an alpha demon slave to protect the shop and the important (classified) prophecies hidden inside. He is quite sure he can get the job done on his own-- he just needs more than this fucking flaming sword that doesn't work on other angels.
However, his superiors don't believe him that it's angels trying to get into the shop, blaming the demons instead. He ends up with the slave instead, determined to keep him outside and far away from the shop, especially when his boss says he can use the foul creature for his heats should he need him. Demons are not to be trusted, especially not in nests and vulnerable states like heats.
But-- but things slowly change and Aziraphale finds himself getting closer to the creature guarding the shop, this Crowley, who make him start to question just why their society is set up the way it is and who is really benefitting from the angels and demons being at each other's throats. Not to mention, the alphas against everyone else. Poor Aziraphale is in far more danger than he realizes, especially as he starts falling for the demon he once wanted nothing to do with.
Bookmarked by selfproclaimedmoron
23 Nov 2023
-
Tags
Summary
“Could he have done it?”
Hardy stares at her. “Miller, I just told you his alibi.”
“I know, and I’m asking you, could he have done it?”
Hardy pinches the bridge of his nose. “I don’t know. Maybe?”
A year after closing the Winterman case, Hardy must investigate another rape: Miller's.
Bookmarked by selfproclaimedmoron
11 Nov 2023
-
Tags
Summary
“Is my nose…”
“Not broken. Just… just a little nosebleed. Not a bad one either.” He confirmed. Aziraphale carefully withdrew the tissue – and really, there were only a few drops of blood. “Let me see?” The other man said, carefully tilting his head, only to snatch his hands back a moment later. “Erm, sorry. I shouldn’t have – sorry. You’re fine, it’s stopped.”
He blinked at the stranger, wondering how he’d ended up in the situation he was in. “You’re… not very cool, are you?” He asked, only to realise how rude that was a moment later.
Uncomfortable silence reigned between them for several moments, then the other man burst into laughter. He howled with it – and to Aziraphale’s relief, he didn’t seem offended at all, not even when he stopped with a final giggle a minute later.
“Wow! Bit of a bastard, aren’t you?” The older man asked with a huge grin.
“Am I? I’m not the one who hit you with a door.”
The other man’s smile turned to a grimace. “Yes, I am sorry – you’re kidding, aren’t you?” He asked in a defeated tone.
Aziraphale grinned at him. “Yeah, mostly. I feel better now.”“Good, that’s good. Listen, I… can I buy you lunch? To say sorry?” The other man offered.
Series
- Part 1 of Ineffable Sugar AU
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 90,585
- Chapters:
- 52/52
- Comments:
- 293
- Kudos:
- 586
- Bookmarks:
- 102
- Hits:
- 17,066
Bookmarked by selfproclaimedmoron
07 Oct 2023
-
The Runaway by FeralTuxedo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Dec 2023
Tags
Summary
DI Aziraphale Fell is tasked with investigating the death of a young sex worker. With the help of witness Anthony Crowley, he sets off on a mission to uncover dark secrets while keeping his own. If anyone finds out that the victim spent the last night of his life with him, everything could be over.
A gritty cop drama AU.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 60,090
- Chapters:
- 18/18
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 854
- Kudos:
- 914
- Bookmarks:
- 181
- Hits:
- 18,743
Bookmarked by selfproclaimedmoron
04 Oct 2023
-
Tags
Summary
It is an honor to be chosen to host an omega. It is an even greater honor to sire a child with an omega-- to be chosen to raise and mentor the child to be a member of Heaven. Aziraphale is honored to be chosen.
He prepares for the day that the omega will be brought to the bookshop, reading all sorts of books that will make him a better alpha, a better lover, a better mentor, and a better father...
Nothing at all could have prepared him for Crowley.
(Title from The Demon by Jennifer Firestone)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 32,920
- Chapters:
- 26/30
- Comments:
- 337
- Kudos:
- 902
- Bookmarks:
- 150
- Hits:
- 23,059
Bookmarked by selfproclaimedmoron
16 Sep 2023
-
Tags
Summary
Aziraphale has been Anthony Crowley’s P.A. for ten years and it’s the perfect working relationship. After all, Crowley can’t think of a better person to work for than himself. So when Aziraphale announces, out of the blue, that he’s resigning — well, that just doesn’t make sense. There has to be something wrong with his assistant, right?
Right?
Series
- Part 4 of Taboo Romances
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 51,795
- Chapters:
- 12/13
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 716
- Kudos:
- 2,004
- Bookmarks:
- 426
- Hits:
- 45,033
Bookmarked by selfproclaimedmoron
25 Aug 2023
-
Tags
Summary
Fresh out of a break-up, Aziraphale wants a feelings-free arrangement to pass the time before he leaves the country for his next career opportunity at the end of the summer.
Crowley is exhausted from working three jobs for the last year, and getting paid to go to fancy parties and have good sex sounds like a pretty sweet gig. It's not like he's going to do something stupid like catch feelings for some posh bastard that's paying him for sex.
A Sugar Daddy AU.
--
A/N as of 2/25/24: I currently do not foresee myself returning to this fic to finish it any time soon and it's current stopping point is a bit of an unhappy cliffhanger. Read at your own risk.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 43,507
- Chapters:
- 9/11
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 680
- Kudos:
- 1,327
- Bookmarks:
- 202
- Hits:
- 27,176
Bookmarked by selfproclaimedmoron
15 Aug 2023
-
Tags
Summary
Their relationship has always been weird. At first she hated him for taking her job and being consistently the opposite of anything a normal human being was supposed to be. Then, she realised her normal was all wrong and his consistency was at the very least reliable – she still found his inability to open up absolutely infuriating.
Series
- Part 1 of The inevitability of life
Bookmarked by selfproclaimedmoron
09 Jul 2023
-
Ready to Fall by AlyKat
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 Jul 2020
Tags
Summary
For the first time in 6,000 years Crowley was present for Aziraphale's Heat. His feelings for his best friend pushed aside, he helped Aziraphale through it and did his best to take care of him.
Now his Heat is over and Crowley is left at a complete loss of what to do. Until he finds himself desperate to keep them both safe from the powers of Heaven and Hell that are after something that the pair have. Something impossible. Something Crowley would kill in order to protect.
Series
- Part 2 of Something to Believe In
Bookmarked by selfproclaimedmoron
26 Jun 2023
-
Tags
Summary
A Regency-Era GO Omegaverse Human AU
Aziraphale Heavens has resisted taking a mate, but when the family hits hard times, he has no choice. His fears about being mated to an alpha he's never met are only heightened when Alpha Anthony Crowley is rather non-traditional. Is he doomed to a life of abuse and mistreatment? Or is there more to Crowley than meets the eye?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 94,888
- Chapters:
- 18/18
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 504
- Kudos:
- 1,600
- Bookmarks:
- 332
- Hits:
- 38,591
Bookmarked by selfproclaimedmoron
23 Jun 2023
-
Summary
Sugar Daddy alternate universe
Lucius and Izzy have an arrangement with strict, specific rules to follow. Each installment in the series shows them drifting farther and farther away from the safety of those rules as feelings and personal growth change their dynamic.
The series should be read in order!
- Words:
- 76,625
- Works:
- 11
- Bookmarks:
- 173
Bookmarked by selfproclaimedmoron
25 Mar 2023
-
Tags
Summary
Blackbeard is the king of explicit toy reviews, one word from him can sell out all stock or ruin sales entirely. Over the years he has built up a reputation as a brutally honest reviewer, but when he posts a scathing review of a new release, he is astonished to find himself challenged by The Gentleman Reviewer, who claims the toy isn’t faulty but Blackbeard was misusing it.
Neither side is willing to back down, and their bickering escalates into a full-blown rivalry with the two of them battling it out to become the No.1 profile on the site. Nothing like a heated rivalry to get the blood going. Could this set ablaze something else between them?
Series
- Part 4 of bonnypitty's SMAUs
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 254,277
- Chapters:
- 57/?
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 613
- Kudos:
- 834
- Bookmarks:
- 218
- Hits:
- 38,148
Bookmarked by selfproclaimedmoron
17 Mar 2023
-
Tags
Summary
Stede comes back to the Revenge to find out Blackbeard knocked up Izzy.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 91,833
- Chapters:
- 25/25
- Comments:
- 181
- Kudos:
- 665
- Bookmarks:
- 114
- Hits:
- 20,354
Bookmarked by selfproclaimedmoron
18 Feb 2023
-
Tags
Summary
Izzy Hands has been a trucker for just over twenty years. He thrives on just passing through people's lives. Until he meets Jack Rackham. They find themselves on similar routes, and keep running into each other. Eventually becoming a common and necessary point in each other's lives.
Bookmarked by selfproclaimedmoron
31 Jan 2023
-
Tags
Summary
The automated voice calls out a semi-cheerful “Thank you! Please hold,” and the line begins to ring.
Once, twice and then;
“Well, howdy there.”
His voice feels like a sip of scotch, low and rumbling warmly through Izzy’s chest.
1996. Izzy follows Ed (because he always follows Ed) to sunny Los Angeles when he decides he wants to be a movie star. Lonelier than he's ever been, he calls a 900 number and meets Jack Rackham, who makes things interesting.
Bookmarked by selfproclaimedmoron
30 Jan 2023
-
Tags
Summary
It had started out as a side gig. Short on the rent one month--thank you, COVID, for the ass-fucking--Izzy Hands had decided to give OnlyFans a shot. Things do not go as planned.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 139,400
- Chapters:
- 68/68
- Comments:
- 461
- Kudos:
- 557
- Bookmarks:
- 76
- Hits:
- 17,978
Bookmarked by selfproclaimedmoron
26 Jan 2023