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  1. Summary

    Gathering together all the podfics created by rhythmia from various tumblr threads, some original fiction, some just folks round-robin storytelling, in one easy to find place. Also includes the tumblr-based Out of the Auditary works.

    (note the co-creators are for individual works, this series of podfics is created and maintained by rhythmia. Apologies for the wall of tags from every separate podfic that's in here, hopefully you have a tag-hiding/shrinking script running)

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    If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.

    Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.

    The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.

    Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.

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    13 Nov 2025

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    The twists and turns in this bitch are enough to give me whiplash…and put a strain on Old Faithful. Aka when you’re so kinky you marry each other… “on accident.”

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    Five years after the Battle of Hogwarts, the wizarding world is what you might call “a godsdamned mess.” The population is dwindling, the economy is suffering, and Hermione Granger has decided to pursue an arranged marriage—but only so she can be nominated to the antiquated Wizengamot, of course. After all, the Wizengamot is ignoring the world’s problems, and Hermione is determined to fix them. Granted, she never expected to be matched with Draco sodding Malfoy—the newest DMLE consultant who wears his Azkaban tattoos as proudly as his childhood sneer. But admittedly, between the turbulence of her farcical relationship, corrupt politicians, and a serial killer on the loose, nothing in Hermione’s life is going according to plan. Maybe hate sex with her husband will help?

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    08 Nov 2025

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    Enemies to spouses to mutual hatefuckers to FWBs to lovers PLUS masterful political commentary and an underlying hope in people so strong it makes me believe not only in love but in the inherent goodness of 95% of people…and their ability to stand up to the depravity, cruelty, and power of the other 5%.

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    Leia had possibly had more meals with Han Solo than with any other living person. // A look at Han and Leia's relationship through food.

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    18 Feb 2021

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    Prime, and I mean PRIME Han/Leia. This is captures the exact dynamic that got me into Star Wars in the first place

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    “Hey,” he tries, “hey darlin’, can you pass me the milk?”

    “Oh sure,” Sam responds after a long pause. “Here you go. Sweetie.”

    “Thanks, hon, you’re a real doll,” Bucky drawls, and pours himself another bowl of cereal, tops up his coffee, takes a mouthful of milk straight from the carton just for good measure. Sam narrows his eyes.

    “That’s disgusting,” he sighs, and Bucky makes deliberate eye contact, swallows another mouthful. Sam holds his gaze. “Cupcake, come on, I gotta drink that shit, stop putting your mouth all over it.”

    “I’ll put my mouth all over wherever I want,” Bucky tells him. “Sweetheart.”

    “Will you just,” Sam mutters, and sips his black coffee like he’s totally unruffled, and Bucky is startled to discover that he’s the one who’s blushing. Shit. Maybe this was a tactical error.

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    15 Feb 2021

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    This is exactly the needling-each-other-into-mutual-affection I was looking for. 10/10 will be reading again

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    10 Apr 2021

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    One decision spirals out into a very different world. Buir!Jaster Mereel, stubborn sweetheart Obi-Wan, Mando!Shmi, and a changing Jedi Order.