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The Toledo Storm by shimmies
Fandoms: The Paper (TV 2025), Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
24 Jan 2026
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“So you're trying to intimidate me into admitting you're insanely hot?” Ned does his best to force some confidence out despite being cornered. He unsuccessfully tries to avoid imagining Kylo pressing him up against this wall and taking what he wants.
“Seems I already have.” Kylo smirks and raises his eyebrow again.
Ned's face is burning. “And what now? You’re gonna blackmail me for finding you attractive or something?”
“I was gonna ask if I could kiss you but blackmail sounds fun too.” Kylo is fully in his face now, and Ned can feel the tickle of his exhales against his nose.
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A mysterious entity called First Order buys the Truth Teller from Enervate, saving them from bankruptcy. Their new owner's demands leave Ned suspicious, even more so when their new accountant shows up—Kylo Ren.
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When Mare asked what Ned wanted for his birthday, him blurting out ‘I want you to edge me’ seemed to briefly catch her off guard. But she rolled with it and only made fun of Ned twice for the checklist he emailed her.
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Another installment of Subby Ned that one person kind of asked for.
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“Next one, ‘My ideal date is…?’” Mare reads off, preparing to type in the text box.
Ned blurts out right away: “Sharing a root beer float.”
Oh.
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The day before the awards, Ned asks Mare for help with his Latch profile again with hopes of matching with someone there.
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She was a bright-eyed high school senior when the recession hit. Her dad laid off from the Chrysler plant and her mom's hours slashed within weeks of each other. Her New York University acceptance letter, proudly hung on the fridge, now just a cruel reminder of the impossible.
Her mom cried the day she enlisted.
"I have no other choice," Mare had replied coldly.
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Headcanon of Mare’s backstory and how she falls for a redheaded dork brimming with optimism, and subsequently finds herself alone in his shower. -
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“You just want to be taken care of,” she murmurs, and Ned feels oddly exposed. It’s like she pierced every single layer of defense mechanisms and insecurities with this one simple observation.
“Everyone trusts you, but who do you trust when you need it?” She continues. “You deserve someone to give you exactly what you need.”
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Ned explores a side of himself he's never disclosed to anyone but Mare.Series