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Let Hermione Rest by sideways_infinity_squared for orolin, DrPansyParkinson, Whatrebeccawrites
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Mar 2026
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Poor Hermione is tired. Ron and Pansy are more than up for taking the limelight for once. Written for Hot Ron 2026.
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Not as a Last Resort by unhingedromione (sideways_infinity_squared)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Mar 2026
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What if Romione and Hinny went to the Yule Ball together in Goblet of Fire? Rated M for just one joke but otherwise it's pretty firmly a T.
Submitted for the 2026 Romione Trope Fest.
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You're the Worst by unhingedromione (sideways_infinity_squared) for Purple_Damianya
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Mar 2026
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Five times Ron and Hermione almost kissed, and one time they did way more than that. Written for the 2026 Romione Trope Fest.
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Just some Dramione drabbles written by a Romione stan 😂 You'll like them, I promise!
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Say My Name by sideways_infinity_squared for Sophiesstreet
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Feb 2026
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Hermione and Draco serendipitously find each other at a New Year's Eve party months after an unexpected yet powerful encounter with shared grief.
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- Part 1 of Sophie's World
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Pansy Parkinson, Man Maker by sideways_infinity_squared for DrPansyParkinson
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Jan 2026
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Pansy takes Neville's virginity, then asks him to marry her.
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Dog Days Are Over by unhingedromione (sideways_infinity_squared) for reallybeth
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Dec 2025
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A story told over the years of how Hermione learns to stop sabotaging her relationship with Ron. A song fic based on “Dog Days Are Over” by Florence + The Machine.
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Hermione and Five Guys by sideways_infinity_squared for Sophiesstreet
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Dec 2025
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“Right, then, this is how it’ll go,” Ron said gleefully, sitting back with a clap of his hands. “Draco gets her minge obviously. Blaise is a decent bloke — he deserves her other hole. ‘Mione used to love blowing me, so that leaves a hand each for Harry and Nott.”
“Now wait just a minute here, Weasley—” Draco began, outraged, before stopping to ponder his words. He looked at Hermione. “Actually, that’s not a bad plan, is it?”
“Not bad at all,” Hermione said breathlessly.
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- Part 2 of Sophie's World
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Secret Santa by sideways_infinity_squared for MinaLogan, papermoonclub, Alwaysabookworm, Whatrebeccawrites, VerseandVictoire
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Dec 2025
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Draco Malfoy always had what it takes to be nice. He just needed the right push in the right direction...
(Or Santa promises baby Draco a mind-blowing threesome when he grows up if he remains a good boy.)
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Purrfect by unhingedromione (sideways_infinity_squared) for DrPansyParkinson
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Oct 2025
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Ron really likes it when Hermione turns herself into a cat.
Written for the 2025 Romione Kinktober
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Normal Wizards by unhingedromione (sideways_infinity_squared) for roonil_bilius_wazlib
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Normal People - Sally Rooney, Normal People (TV 2020)
24 Oct 2025
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“You could have a different boyfriend, you know,” Ron says. “I mean, you’ve never had an issue with guys constantly falling in love with you.”
“Stop that.”
“I’d rather literally anyone else, Hermione. I'd rather McLaggen. I'd rather Krum. I’d rather the bloke who mugged me was your boyfriend.”
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What happens when you remix Normal People with Romione and Dramione.
Written for the 2025 Romione Kinktober
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Tapping that Ass by unhingedromione (sideways_infinity_squared)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Oct 2025
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"Are you really sure you want me to, er, stick it up the bum?"
Written for the 2025 Romione Kinktober
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soaked in tears and rain, hope springs eternal by sideways_infinity_squared
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Oct 2025
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a torrential rain
held onto an echo of the past
beautiful flowers
waiting to bloomsomehow, hope remained
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Why did you make me this way? by sideways_infinity_squared for Alwaysabookworm, papermoonclub
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Oct 2025
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“At first, it was very hard for me to see past the betrayal. From both of you. But then I realised...that I haven’t been entirely faithful to you either, Draco.”
Draco rounded on Ron and strode towards him with a glare worthy of a basilisk.
“I knew it!” He grabbed the front of Ron’s shirt, unable to contain the note of hysteria in his growl. “I knew you’ve been fucking the both of us, you lowlife scum bastard!”
(When Draco and Hermione’s one-year anniversary celebration in Nice doesn’t go according to plan.)
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- Part 3 of Can't Carry All Your Terror
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Perfect by unhingedromione (sideways_infinity_squared)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Oct 2025
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Ron and Hermione have a perfect first time
Written for the 2025 Romione Kinktober
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Take All The Time That You Need by unhingedromione (sideways_infinity_squared)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Sep 2025
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Hermione wears a dress to seduce Ron and get him to finally make a proper move. And it works. But not in the way she might have expected.
Set during the summer before sixth year.
On the cusp of T and M, but rated M just to be safe.
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Rumours about Hermione and Draco's relationship force them to confront what has been unsaid between them.
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Who's going to tell Hermione? by sideways_infinity_squared
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Aug 2025
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Draco needs to fuck his girlfriend's ex or chaos will ensue. He's not happy about it. But he's not exactly unhappy about it either.
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- Part 2 of Can't Carry All Your Terror
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The World is Yours, Ginny Weasley by unhingedromione (sideways_infinity_squared)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Aug 2025
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Ginny's coming-of-age birthday through her eyes and the eyes of three people who love her the most.
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In for the Experience, In for a Lifetime by sideways_infinity_squared
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Aug 2025
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At Hermione's Ministry event, Pansy wants to see for herself how much Ron Weasley is really packing.