sisselsbarber
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When the Mechanic told Shiver, Frye, and Big Man that she didn’t know who they were, they didn’t believe her. She didn’t believe herself either, of course; anybody with half a brain cell in the Splatlands knew Deep Cut, but she keeps up the facade for her own personal amusement. After all, it’s the only form of payment she gets for keeping those dimwits alive for as long as she has.
aka i have a sinus infection (i think) and i have nothing better to do than write my iconic mechanic oc fucking with deep cut
updates saturdays (allegedly)
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Someone's (online) journal by sisselsbarber
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, ぽこ あ ポケモン | Pokémon Pokopia (Video Game)
23 Sep 2026
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Someone keeps writing journal entries in space.
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A mere two weeks after their escape from the Deepsea Metro, all Agent 3 wants is to be left alone. What appears to be another call to check in on them turns out to be a request for help in finding a specific octoling who's lost in Inkopolis Plaza, the octoling they've been desperately trying to avoid for a seemingly endless amount of reasons. Unfortunately, they have three hearts, and at least one of them won't let them sit idly by while she wanders around aimlessly.
aka Three is forced to talk to Agent 8
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This is a Splatoon x Tokyo Ghoul fanfic about my agent 3 & 8 ocs, Qumi & Hachi. 3 having to live her life as a ghoul cephalopod. Struggling in said living as she works for the very company that hunts them down. Whilst 8 figures out how to live in the life she was dragged into.
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17 Oct 2026
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I have 7 handwritten pages that are my comments for the first 32 chapters. god this fic is good.
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As blue as the ocean above by GothicGhost
Fandoms: Splatoon (Video Games), Splatoon Raiders (Video Games)
13 Oct 2026
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The Mechanic thought it was a good idea to try go on a raid without the exploration bot (Spoiler alert: it wasn't)
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13 Oct 2026
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the mechanic suffers so much and then theyre okay and its amazing + those #coollittledetails that draw you in are PRESENT and THRIVING
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[DRABBLE ONE] :: Nothing has felt alright since Three left the metro. Maybe it’s because they’re not even close of half to the whole inkling they were when they went in. It doesn’t help that something, or rather someone, from their past still haunts them.
[DRABBLE TWO] :: Everywhere Three goes, Eight follows.
Collection of Bad End Agent AU drabbles I originally posted over Twitter several months ago or have sitting unposted in my drafts. AU belongs to @waffl_Fruut on twt, I just have a Lot of thoughts about it. <3
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02 Oct 2026
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aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA not my girls they dont deserve this (THEY SUFFER AND ITS AMAZING)
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“Is something bothering you?”
It’s a simple question, but Marina’s mind floods with conflict and a rush of emotions upon Eight asking her.
Marina makes a confession.
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Agent Eight and the case of the mysterious secret girlfriend by NomoreLovestories
Fandoms: Splatoon (Video Games)
06 Jun 2026
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Agent Eight finds out, that the secretive, privacy-loving Agent Three might have a girlfriend. A secret girlfriend, no less!
Eight proceeds to make it her mission (and everyone else's problem)(mostly just Three's, though) to find out who that mysterious girl might be and... Uh. Do something about her!!Bookmarked by sisselsbarber
21 Sep 2026
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your honor, the cephalopods are gay and dumb. what more could you ask for?