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“In another life, in another world, perhaps the oldest son of Drakengard’s king and the son of Cornia’s queen would have met under different terms.”
After the Rite of Covenant, Alain asks Aramis on a walk.
Together, they dream.
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05 Mar 2026
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Alternate title: 4 times Rimmer struggled to ask for things that he wanted/needed after the torment he suffered during Rimmerworld, and 1 time Lister knew what he needed before Rimmer did.
Lister knows something happened to Rimmer during those 557 years on Rimmerworld. A planet inhabited by clones of the one person who hated him the most? The one person who punished him to ensure he never got what he wanted? It was never going to end well.
And it hasn’t. And the worst part is, Rimmer won’t talk about it. In fact, sometimes he won’t talk at all.
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28 Dec 2025
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A series of episode-adjacent loosely connected moments chronicling the ups, downs, erections and absolutely not the falling in love of one Arnold J. Rimmer, BSc., Ssc.
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23 Dec 2025
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After three million years, the hologram personality disks are reaching the end of their life and need to be copied onto new media. Unfortunately Holly's verification circuits got frazzled so that task falls to the crew, and Rimmer is faced with the very real possibility that Lister might discover his darkest secret.
The stories in this series are sequential, but can be read as stand-alone or can be skipped as you wish and should still make sense.
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23 Dec 2025
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static:
adj; lacking in movement, action or change
adj; concerned with bodies at rest or forces in equilibriumLister folds his arms. “Alright. Give us your bunk, then.”
Rimmer sputters out of smugness, gazing upon him in abject horror. “Certainly not!”Bookmarked by skinwalkerdoom
22 Dec 2025
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Red Dwarf is under attack. All systems are down with no hope of recovery. The crew is doomed. And all Lister can think about is Rimmer’s new purple uniform. Fluffy smut for all your Rimster needs! Set after The Promised Land – spoilers for that episode.
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22 Dec 2025
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Jerk Off Instructions (From a Jerk, to a Jerk) by Clipped_Ionian_Vowels
Fandoms: Red Dwarf (UK TV)
03 Feb 2023
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There were a grand total of two things that Lister didn't expect to find while browsing a popular porn website. The first was scutters teaching sign language.
The second was Arnold J. Rimmer.
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21 Dec 2025
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Three million years and some after his death, Rimmer gets some therapy, thanks to a discovery the guys make in a raid on a derelict. Timeline: Sometime in S6, decidedly an AU.
Addendum, October 2016: This story was posted a few years before the Series XI episode "Give & Take." It's good to know that once in a while, Doug's mind and mine run along the same wavelength. ;-)
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20 Dec 2025
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Rimmer knew better than to ask. He had learnt his lesson from the psi-moon ordeal, found out the hard way why he ought not to question whether someone meant what they said.
But Rimmer was also a victim of his own ill-advised curiosity, and with memories of Lister’s recent moonlight speech still fresh in his mind, he knows he’s about to make the same smegging mistake again.Written for the Smegtober prompt: Argument
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- Part 15 of Smegtober 2023
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18 Dec 2025
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Game night is in honour of Rimmer's newly acquired hard-light body. Lots of drinking leads to lots of talking, and before either of them know it, they've agreed to have sex, but on the condition it's to provide Rimmer with some practice so he can improve his skills for women.
Not because he's gay.
Definitely not.
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17 Dec 2025
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Lister comes up with the "genius" idea to shut Rimmer up by kissing him, and although it works, it leads to a whole spiral of events in which Rimmer acts like an emotionally repressed smeghead and it falls to Lister to fix the problem he created.
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16 Dec 2025
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Set immediately after Marooned, Rimmer’s talk with Lister about how he lost his virginity has led to Lister having some interesting dreams. Will Rimmer find out and when he does what will our boys do about it?
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16 Dec 2025
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if it doesn't last, then we'll take tonight by undernightlight
Fandoms: Red Dwarf (UK TV)
03 Nov 2020
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Lister easily grows bored in his cell on Legion's station and he ventures to Rimmer's room for company. The room isn't as he expected, but when Rimmer appears in soft pyjama pants and a tank top, the paintings fall to the back of his mind. With the fear that the hard light drive won't work beyond the station, they seize the opportunity.
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- Part 33 of Gays in Space
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15 Dec 2025
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After Rimmer returns from being Ace, he and Lister have a lot of catching up to do.
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14 Dec 2025
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Desperate for touch, Rimmer and Lister come to an arrangement.
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12 Dec 2025
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Oh no, Lister thought, what if the man is close to cracking up? This fear eclipsed his claustrophobia. Being locked in a lift with a delirious, hysteric, terrified Rimmer was surely the ultimate horror?
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12 Dec 2025
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Fill for Red Dwarf Kink Meme on Livejournal. Prompt was: "Lister/Rimmer. Anything with either Rimmer or Lister seeing the other when faced with a Psiren or Pleasure GELF and the others finding out. Humour please!"
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12 Dec 2025
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The first time it happens is with the lights off and the door securely locked. It's a collision of bodies more than anything else - the release of years of pent-up need and carnal desire. The relief of finally being able to touch, and be touched is overwhelming. Then Rimmer leaves to prance around the galaxy and its multitude of dimensions as Ace, and Lister is left alone again to realise just how much he's lost.
And Lister's past humiliation now, past a disbelieving sort of doubt. He's right onto the part of being well and truly smegged, because Rimmer's gone and he isn't coming back and Lister's in love with him.
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11 Dec 2025
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Rimmer feels lost and confused after receiving his Hard-light Drive. When he decides to sacrifice the chance of his first good meal since becoming corporal for Lister, his reward is something far sweeter than chocolate.
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11 Dec 2025
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When Rimmer contracts a dangerous holo version of Lister's mutated pneumonia a worried Lister explores his feelings for him and makes the Hologram a promise that changes everything.
-- Explores why Lister never really mentions switching Rimmer off after series 1 --
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10 Dec 2025