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The Curious Case of the Not-Dead Owl by slytherdactyl
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Apr 2026
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Sent on a routine administrative errand, Hermione Granger expects efficiency, discretion, and a reliable courier owl.
What she finds instead is a dispute over the basic definition of “alive,” an uncooperative shop owner named Draco Malfoy, and a customer whose claims are increasingly questionable.
Driven by a need to be morally correct in public, Hermione takes matters into her own hands.
This is, in hindsight, a mistake.
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Surely Malfoy Isn’t Growing Flowers by slytherdactyl
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Feb 2026
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Draco Malfoy is growing flowers.
Hermione Granger does not believe this for a second. -
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Draco Malfoy has perfected the art of being insufferable at work. Of course, Hermione Granger expects nothing less.
What she doesn't expect is to get to witness his slow unraveling when a mandatory office gift exchange saddles him with a charmed bracelet that enforces holiday cheer.
This she enjoys far more than she should.
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A sprig of magical mistletoe has appeared in the doorway to the Hogwarts library, meaning no one can get in or out.
Hermione's on a deadline and needs to get inside. Draco is loitering about, being a twat. What could possibly go wrong? -
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Hermione Granger wakes up in a muggle hospital to a team of medical staff insisting magic isn't real. She almost starts to believe them, until she hears whispers of a boy in room 311 she's not supposed to know is there.
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It would seem that Hermione Granger, in her infinite wisdom, went and got herself killed. And, really…why should that be Pansy’s problem?
💜 Written for January 2025's DFW Deal or No Deal. Prompt: Pansy’s POV
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27 May 2025
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A glimpse into Draco's life on the same day each year, beginning the moment he's pulled from the shadow of Azkaban and brought into the light. With each passing year, Hermione Granger becomes his constant savior, rescuing him time and again from internal struggles and external forces.
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The countless times Hermione saves Draco, and the one time he returns the favor. -
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This story is set twenty-three years after the fall of Voldemort. Our main characters are Ministry employees, middle-aged, and the majority of them not very happy.
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Bookmarked by slytherdactyl
31 Dec 2024
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I LOVED this fic in all its saucy and salacious dangerousness.
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The latest in magical advancements is an enchantment that reveals the bearer’s romantic compatibility with another person. Effectively eliminating uncertainty from dating, the charm can tell you whether or not you’ve found The One with a precise, Hermione Granger-approved calculation of traits and preferences. It’s a foolproof method of predicting relationship happiness. It’s also, for Hermione, positively dreadful news. Dramione, post-war, soulmate AU. COMPLETE.
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Bookmarked by slytherdactyl
31 Dec 2024
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Definitely one of my top tier Dramione reads. Obsessed.
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Sequel to "The Right Thing to Do" - Draco's POV. Part 2 of the "Rights and Wrongs" series.
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- Part 2 of Rights and Wrongs
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Bookmarked by slytherdactyl
31 May 2024
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Draco's POV in the Rights and Wrongs series. Great.