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    Tim now stared at the papers in his hand with disbelieving eyes. Holy fuck, Bruce is going to kill me.

    The buzzing of his phone broke through his thoughts, and for a moment, Tim considered flinging it across the room to shut it up. Then, apparently the phone had been so insistent and non-stop for the past few minutes, that Percy had begun to stir.

    Good timing. As soon as Percy's eyes fluttered open, Tim shoved the marriage certificate and license in front of his face.

    “Hey, remember last night?” Tim asked as he watched Percy groggily scanned over the certificate.

    Tim waited patiently for the man's brain to catch up, watching him furrow his brows as he tried to read the written text over and over. Then, a good few minutes later, he dragged a hand down his face in defeat.

    “I'm actually dyslexic,” Percy said, flatly. His eyes fluttered close again.

    Tim wanted to shake him.

    OR; Tim wasn't one for impulsive decisions, but Percy definitely was.

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    22 Dec 2025

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    When people are desperate they turn to faith. Panem has done a good job creating a truly secular society, stamping out the religions of the past, but nothing can stop new gods from rising.

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    Or: When Gaea curses Percy to live in a world without the gods, he winds up in District 4 and is chosen as tribute for the 70th Hunger Games. From there, everything just kind of spirals.

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    21 Dec 2025

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    [Thumbnail description: An octopus using two tentacles to make the shocked Kevin McCallister face meme over an image of a twitter feed. The words “OH NO!” are superimposed on the image.]

    Percy has finally settled on a career path: he'll be an oceanic vigilante! (Fine, environmental influencer, whatever.) To succeed, he's going to have to seek out the attention he's been avoiding for so long. But interacting with the mortal world has risks: he doesn't dare expose the godly world to mortals, not everyone wants him to succeed, and a scandal or an ill-timed explosion at a national monument could ruin everything. But no matter what happens, he is certain to disrupt the social media ecosystem!

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    20 Dec 2025

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    From August 14 to August 17, the entirety of Manhattan was asleep. Then everyone woke up; Kronos fell; and the news passed it off as a chemical fumes accident that knocked everyone out.

    Yeah... Reddit isn't buying it. Cue the beginning of the Manhattan Big Sleep megathread.

     

    Note: A lot of the characters mentioned in the tags won't actually show up, but will be mentioned often.

    Also, TW for mention of death, corpses, etc. Canonically the Battle of Manhattan resulted in a lot of mortal deaths, so... yeah.

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    20 Dec 2025

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    If the star crossed lovers from district 12 never went into the games, if they were never pitted against each other, doomed to fight and kill each other, if their stars weren’t crossed at all, what would have happened anyway?

    Keeping Katniss's family fed without tesserae is not easy and Peeta's parents are pushing him to marry a merchant girl as soon as possible. The best way to escape starvation and a prison of a marriage is to marry each other, but that would require Katniss to let go of a promise she made to herself a long time ago, to never marry anyone.

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    11 Dec 2025