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One thousand lights that blind my eyes, one thousand lives I have lived in this night, what a wonderful death this is, this death of mine.
metaphorical study
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While putting your favorite condiment on a sandwich, you accidentally make a magical occult symbol
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Prompt: You’ve spent months training a flock of crows to bring you valuables, cash, etc in exchange for seeds and other rewards. You only start to question where they’re getting these things when they bring you things like deeds to property, wallets full of cash with no id, and ancient gold coins.
but i wrote this in under and hour so its not so fleshed out... :)
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"Objectively speaking, Sanji’s wedding day is not the worst thing to ever happen to him – there are far too many contenders for that title, but the day of his mother’s death is probably the one topping the chart – but it is on the list somewhere. And not at the bottom, at that."
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Sanji thinks he's marrying the Demon of the East, the Pirate Hunter, a member of the Worst Generation and a cruel pirate, all for his bastard of a father's benefit.
Meanwhile, Zoro is marrying the hot guy he saw once as a picture in Red-Foot Zeff's restaurant. Also, they offered him booze.- Language:
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04 Jan 2026
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a different kind of power by oforpheus
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Jan 2025
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“Is Chibi worried about me?”
“I swear, we’ve been past this—” Chuuya cuts himself off. “You wanna at least explain to me what the hell a wizard is?”
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“From what Mori told me, they’re like an offshoot of ability users,” he explains, simplifying the complicated history of magic for his partner. “All ability users are able to use magic, but that doesn’t go both ways. The wizarding world, as I’ve read, concealed themselves from the rest of the world a long time ago.”
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When Mori springs an out-of-the-blue infiltration mission on 15 year-old Dazai, it's all the boy can do to hope he survives a year at Hogwarts without Chuuya. Between an unfamiliar social environment, magical blood purists and an immortal(??) russian rat, Dazai must navigate his life in an entirely new setting, all while attempting to keep the students of Hogwarts safe from a threat unknown to him
double or,
dazai goes to hogwarts during the fifth canon year, can't function without chuuya
(ON HIATUS + UNDER CONSTRUCTION)
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- Part 1 of Soukoku's Hogwarts Adventure
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03 Jan 2026
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Sweet Tooth by PricklyLamb
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
06 Dec 2025
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"Last question then, what’s your quirk?”
“Uh, I guess my sweet tooth?” The detective’s brows scrunch in confusion, which is understandable, because most people have a sweet tooth. Satoru’s is just a bit extra. He chuckles proudly and gives Tsukauchi a grin. “I pretty much only eat sweets, ya know? No better nourishment than sugar!”
The detective looks a little miffed, muttering something like, “That can’t be healthy,” but writes something down anyway.
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31 Dec 2025
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Calendula by Anonymous
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
13 Nov 2025
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Nakahara Chuuya does not regret illegally marrying one Dazai Osamu, simply on the principle that the man was his first love, and someone he truly cared about. But, he does wonder if filing for divorce would help him stop some of these ridiculous situations he so often finds himself in. For one, adopting a child during an undercover mission in the middle of Musutafu, Japan.
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26 Dec 2025
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snipers solve 99% of all problems by silentwalrus
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Feb 2025
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Ed had thought, after the whole Promised Day, homunculus, entire country harvested for alchemical batteries thing, the batshit quotient of his life would have settled down some. He really ought to have topped out the meter with that one. But no. The bullshit is just getting started.
“Are you fucking kidding me,” Ed demands. “The wizards?”
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11 Aug 2025