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    Only months into his PhD program, Adam Parrish is faced with a challenge he never expected: the loss of his stipend due to cuts in federal funding. But Adam's always been resourceful, and he's always found a way to overcome whatever speed bump or road block is put in his path. So as he leaves the meeting where his advisor broke the bad news, he stops at a bulletin board covered in flyers for research studies. Usually, they don't pay much, but hiding behind a few other flyers, Adam finds a study that might be his saving grace.

    It's seeking participants to gain weight on purpose, and it's paying people $250 per pound.

    At that rate, it's a no brainer. Even Adam's husband, Ronan, agrees. So Adam signs up, and just like with everything else in his academic life, he goes all in.

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    But the worst that could happen (other than Adam breaking up with him) would be Adam laughing at him. Ronan had survived worse, and Adam had laughed at him for less. Adam had also never judged Ronan for anything he’d pulled out of his dreams, no matter how puerile or debauched.

    Pretty sure they’d found themselves in a laughing at not breaking up with sort of situation, Ronan took another smoker’s breath before he opened his eyes and looked at Adam, still sitting on the bed with the candy perched in his fingertips. Ronan managed to keep the riot in his rib cage out of his voice as he told Adam, “They make you fat.”

    “Beg pardon?”

    “They make you gain weight.”

    After Ronan Lynch encounters a chubby version of his boyfriend in a dream, he wakes up with a room full of dreamt candy that makes whoever eats it gain weight.

    Ronan doesn't expect his boyfriend, Adam Parrish, to indulge Ronan's fat fantasies. And Ronan definitely doesn't expect Adam to enjoy those fantasies just as much as Ronan.

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    "I’ve kind of wondered something for a while.”

    “Yeah?”

    “Yeah.” Adam lifted a hand and sank a finger into the downy softness of Ronan’s coat. “You wear a shirt sometimes that says Pillow Princess. Right here.” He drew an arc from Ronan’s right pec to his left, then rested his palm gently in the middle of Ronan’s chest. “Is that true?”

    Smirking, Ronan replied, “Do you want to find out?”

    Every day on his commute, Adam Parrish sees a guy he's nicknamed Buzz Cut. Yet despite riding in the same train car each morning for months, neither of them has said a word to one another. Which is fine. Adam has no problem surreptitiously watching Buzz Cut.

    Particularly when Adam notices Buzz Cut's starting to put on a little weight.

    But when Adam and Buzz Cut are thrust together on an over-packed train, they finally say hello. Which leads to Buzz Cut — Ronan — asking Adam out. Which leads to their first date that evening. Which leads Adam to an answer for a question he's had for a very long time.

    Is Ronan really a pillow princess?

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    The worst decision Adam Parrish ever made was moving in with his two best friends for the summer between his freshman and sophomore years of college.

    His next worst was accepting an internship on his best friend's — Richard Campbell Gansey III — mother's congressional campaign a week later, and his third worst was falling into bed with his other best friend — Ronan Lynch — the week after that, but without making his top-ranking worst decision, nothing else that summer would have occurred. Or possibly it would have, but moving in with Gansey and Ronan definitely did not help.

    When Adam moves into Monmouth Manufacturing with Gansey and Ronan for the summer, it's not just their friendship — and Adam and Ronan's young relationship — that grows.

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    After Ronan discovers Adam's interest in practicing Shibari, the two of them decide to give it a try and combine tying Ronan up with sushi night.

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    When Ronan gets tasked with creating an updated menu for the pub he runs with his brothers, Adam grows to appreciate a fine culinary experience.

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    Working at Dead Friend Games has a lot of perks, and on top of all their already awesome benefits — flexible work hours, company-wide bonuses, stock options — Ronan and Adam get to work for their best friend, and they get to work with one another.

    Then the company cafeteria reopens with an additional employee benefit: free food.

    Needless to say, that free food definitely improves employee satisfaction.

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    When Ronan Lynch takes some time off work, his main focus is home improvements.

    But home isn't the only thing that... improves.

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    All the protein shakes Ronan gave him, all the breakfasts in bed, all the snacks pressed into his hands had filled him back out to where he'd been before. To more than he'd been before; when Adam stepped on the scale in the bathroom, he was a pound heavier than the weight on his driver’s license.

    For a few moments, Adam took stock of himself. He felt better than he had when they pulled up at the Barns, healthier and stronger. Two weeks of plenty to eat and drink had wrought near-miraculous change, and when he looked in the mirror over the sink, he looked the way Adam Parrish should, gaunt but not ghastly, lean but not rail thin. Ronan had succeeded in getting Adam back to normal, but that didn't stop Adam from grabbing one last cookies and cream protein drink from the fridge when he went back downstairs.

    After avoiding the end of the world, Ronan puts meat back on Adam's bones.

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    “So have an event.” Blue snatched up her stamp again. “I don’t know. Host a pie eating contest.”

    Ronan didn’t hate this suggestion. He’d have to bake a few pies, then he’d get to sit back and watch a few people make fools of themselves.

    “Okay,” he agreed. “What’s the prize?”

    Blue grinned. “A year of free food.”

     
    When Ronan Lynch opens up a bakery in Henrietta, he has a pie eating contest to advertise. The prize? A year of free food. The winner? Adam Parrish.

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    That’s what they were flying towards. A week of good times at an all-inclusive resort in Punta Cana. Adam was reluctant to agree to the trip based on price alone, but as soon as the words unlimited food and unlimited room service left Ronan’s mouth, Adam was on board. It also didn't hurt Ronan's case that Adam would get to watch him walk around bare chested and bare bellied for a week while they lazed poolside or on the beach.

    On their first real vacation together, Adam and Ronan have a lot of fun and a lot of first times.

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    Adam Parrish wanted to get fat.

    He needed to get fat.

    In his twenty four years, his competitiveness had led him into some interesting situations, but this one (all puns aside) took the cake.

    Adam usually blamed himself. He needed to be the best, no matter if it took late nights studying to get the best grades, hauling ass to unpack more pallets at work, or longer hours at the garage to fix more cars.

    Adam blamed his current situation on Ronan Lynch.

     

    When Ronan notices Adam eyeing up what he's been eating, he bets Adam would never do what Ronan's doing: gaining weight. But Adam's up for that challenge.

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    Adam and Ronan aligned, for the most part, on what they wanted in an apartment.

    Even the things they didn’t align on weren’t make-or-break features.

    Ronan wanted a big bathroom with a shower and a bathtub. Adam didn’t quite understand, but he went along with it. It wasn’t something that sent them out of their price range. They weren’t bath people, though; Adam had never seen or heard Ronan take a bath. Ronan never even mentioned taking a bath. But if Ronan wanted a place with a nice bathroom, they’d find a place with a nice bathroom.

     

    When they take the step of moving in together, one of Ronan's requirements is a bathtub. Adam doesn't know why, but it doesn't take him long to find out.

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    “You didn’t tell me Noah was gone.” Ronan didn’t sound mad, but Adam was too distracted by the way Ronan’s thick biceps were pushing his tits together to catch any real nuance in Ronan’s tone. “You could’ve started stuffing me last night.”

    Adam tore his gaze from Ronan’s chest to look up at him. “What?”

    Letting go of Adam’s hips, Ronan started moving his again. “You could’ve kept me stuffed all weekend. Like we talked about.”

     

    When Adam's roommate goes out of town, Adam and Ronan seize the opportunity to keep Ronan full for days.

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    Ready to lay or get laid, Ronan was electric. He wasn’t going to be picky, he’d do whatever Adam was in the mood for. But when Ronan stepped into the doorway of the master bedroom, all thoughts of laying or getting laid stopped because Adam didn’t look like he was in the mood for anything.

     

    Fatherhood's changed Adam Parrish. Ronan Lynch doesn't care.

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    Adam Parrish was–particular.

    Though that might not have been quite right.

    Requirements. Adam Parrish had requirements, and if they weren’t met, he wasn’t interested.

    Five requirements Adam Parrish has for a relationship, and one he doesn't know he has.

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    Few sounds were as distinct as a can of whipped cream. First, it was the shake of the can and the sloshing of the cream inside it. Then there was the brief hiss of air as the nozzle was pressed. Finally, the quiet roar of the can built as the cream was aerated and dispensed into a swirl on top of a scoop of ice cream or a slice of pie.

    Or directly into someone’s mouth, as Adam’s boyfriend, Ronan, displayed as he stood in front of their open refrigerator at two o’clock in the morning on a Saturday.

     
    When Adam finds Ronan having a midnight snack, Adam takes initiative to make sure Ronan satisfies his sweet tooth.

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    142
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    15
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    5,785
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    For the most part, the people who came into Planet Fitness during the overnight hours wanted to be left alone. Adam would check them in at the front desk and then they’d get on an elliptical or treadmill for an hour before leaving without responding to Adam’s required goodbye. Sometimes there would be a question about membership or someone needed help with a payment gone wrong, but otherwise, it was quiet and boring.

    Until Ronan Lynch started showing up.

     

    Adam Parrish gets a summer job working the graveyard shift at Planet Fitness. It's monotonous and boring, until Ronan Lynch turns up to bulk up.

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    138
    Bookmarks:
    19
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    3,041
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    “Santa canceled,” Lori told him, as if that meant anything to Adam. “We have the suit, but no one to wear it. We thought Ronan could, since he’s–”

    When Santa cancels for the holiday party at Adam's law firm, the Party Planning Committee is in luck that Adam suddenly has a Santa kink.

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    1/1
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    1,579
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    You've got a new match 😍😍😍
    Ronan sent you a message

    There wasn't much that confused Adam Parrish, but the two Tinder notifications on the lock screen of his phone confused the hell out of him.

    He didn't understand how he had a new match when he hadn't opened the dating app and swiped right on anyone in months. Tinder wasn't exactly useful in the middle of a global pandemic.

     

    Online dating is already tough. Online dating during the middle of a global pandemic is even tougher.

    But Adam and Ronan make it work. Even though they're both a little embarrassed about their quarantine fifteen.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    169
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    2,949

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