sneezybeans
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
Healer Draco Malfoy enjoys a nice, ordered life with very clear parameters.
He's a professional, ergo he doesn't fuck patients. He's a top, ergo he doesn't take cock. It's all very simple, really.
And no cocky, cage-fighting arsehole is going to change that.
-
Tags
Summary
"This is not what my wife meant, and you know it," Ron groaned as he trailed Harry into the Ministry’s bustling cafeteria.
"Hermione said I’m meant to work on my communication skills and fight for my happiness," Harry reminded his best friend.
"Yeah, nah, you’re twisting her words."
"No, I’m not. I’m fighting a lot with Malfoy, which is a form of communication, and that's kind of making me happy," Harry argued.
This is an Advent Calendar fic. I will post a small chapter of 700 words each day and a long finale filled with gratuitous smut on the 24th, Christmas Eve.
-
Tags
Summary
“I have never even touched another man's cock, Harry. What if the first time I do, I fuck it up?”
“Isn’t it just like touching your own?”
Draco rolls his eyes. “Maybe, but I won't know for sure until I try, will I?”
Maybe that logic stands. Maybe that's a very clever way of thinking. Maybe that's what makes Harry's brain settle on an absolutely splendid idea. A genius though. An epiphany one could say.
“You can practice on mine!”
* * * * *
Harry is straight. And isn’t that just too bad, because if he wasn’t, then he would be totally and desperately in love with Draco.
Luckily, he can at least be Draco’s friend. Draco’s very good friend. Draco’s very good friend who helps him out when in need.
That’s what Harry keeps telling himself as he embarks on a journey of sexual exploration with his very best mate.
He’s just being a good friend.
-
Tags
Summary
It's their eighth and final year and over the course of several months, Harry and Draco have managed to become close friends. Their friends are entirely certain that they ought to be much, much more. So they just decide to... help things along.
-
Tags
Summary
Sometimes a witch or wizards magical signature is so completely incompatible with another that they repel one another like magnets. On the other hand, if two magical signatures mesh well together, well there are no stronger relationships in all the world. In a sample of a thousand people, the average witch or wizard will be slightly repelled by four or five people and strongly repelled by only one, at the most. The opposite is true for attraction.
But Harry Potter can't kiss anyone at all.