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Wilbur sticks out his bottom lip just a touch. "You could have carried on without a word." He sounds serene about it. Quackity fights how his fist wants to clock him. Instead, he presses his thumb to the fracture on that pretty throat, swiping away the blood before applying ample pressure.
"So could you," he says. He decides to keep some thoughts to himself; they're not constructive. Wilbur quickly fixes his hair, scanning the room half blindly.
"Do you have my glasses?"
Fully blindly.
"No," Quackity lies. His thumb grows heavy. "Sit down."
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Quackity sits Wilbur down and helps him shave, because Wilbur is unwilling– or unable– to get it right.
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Cask, Casket, Casquette (And Near and Far and Many More Metaphors) by sodaspringz for monsterloot
Fandoms: Dream SMP
03 May 2023
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Quackity likes to think of himself as clever. Calculated; respectable, if you'd be so kind. Unfortunately, all of this is trumped by his uncontrollable need to put Wilbur Soot in his place– and the man never seems to learn.
Wilbur doesn't mind it. The constant ridicule is worth it when he gets to see it bite Quackity in the ass. Especially when the subsequent ridicule results in Quackity legally marrying him by complete accident.
Obviously, Quackity's gunning for a divorce, no questions asked, but Wilbur wants to let this one play out. For the laughs, of course. If Quackity wants him gone, he's gonna have to work for it.
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AKA: TNTDuo accidentally end up married, and despite Quackity's best efforts to annoy him, Wilbur is not going anywhere. Strap in folks, it's about to get real psycho-competitive.
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Quackity has decided to leave Las Nevadas.
It's the most logical option, after everything; Charlie had died, all his leverage had escaped, and Las Nevadas still remained a ghost town. He thinks he owes it to himself to finally give it a fucking rest.
Unfortunately for him, Wilbur does not share this opinion. He thinks if Quackity wants to skip town, the least he can do is endure one last rendezvous.
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AKA: Wilbur and Quackity say their goodbyes over cigarettes and charred beef. Unsurprisingly, they have a lot of shit left unfinished.
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Take Me Out Sometime! by sodaspringz for bovinedaemon
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Tales From The SMP - Fandom
16 Sep 2021
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"So. When's our rematch set for?"
Ran's ear twitches. "I'm sorry?"
"Oh come on! Sparring with you was the most fun i've had in ages!" Jackie beams up at him, and Ran swiftly turns his head away. "It really felt like I was fighting for my life, y'know?"
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The "friendly" aftermath of Jackie destroying Ran in their sparring match, despite the latter going in for the kill.
[It's not very friendly. Jackie's being a prick and Ran still wants him dead.]

