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Shane Hollander: pride of Canada, terror of the Centaurs locker room by sparrow30 for WingsofWriting
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
15 Apr 2026
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Wyatt’s gaze flicked from Hollander to Rozanov – who looked absolutely delighted with this turn of events – and back again. “You two follow playoff traditions as well then?”
Hollander shrugged, still catastrophically casual, “I mean, when we played on different teams we sort of had to. Conflict of interests and all that. But I meant more generally. You know what it’s like, right?”
Wyatt wasn’t sure that he did, and was suddenly very conscious of the fact that he might not be in the least bit emotionally prepared for whatever was about to come out of Hollander’s mouth.
“Like, the other day,” Hollander continued, seemingly unaware of the proverbial bombshell he was about to drop. “Ilya tied me up and edged me for…was it two hours?”
“Three, moyo solnyshko,” Rozanov corrected, sounding like Christmas, his birthday, and the Easter Bunny had all come at once.
Shane Hollander joins the Centaurs, and the team discovers that their Captain might be a certified menace, but his husband is so, so much worse.
OR: five times Shane accidentally terrorizes the Centaurs locker room, and one time he chooses to hold back.
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Ilya hadn’t lied to Shane when he’d told him it had been a good day. And he hadn’t been lying to himself when he’d privately thought of it as one of his best days, either.
Which means that when Ilya wakes up at 5am the next morning feeling like there’s a ten-ton brick wedged in the space between his lungs and his ribcage, he knows it’s not because of everything that happened the day before.
Not really. Not once you crack open his sternum and start poking around at the dark, squishy guts of it all.
Meeting Shane's parents brings up some unexpected emotions for Ilya. It's not the first time, and he's sure it won't be the last, but at least this time he doesn't have to deal with them on his own.
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Rozanov’s smile was all teeth. “Ah, yes. Is gift.”
Something tripped in Shane’s chest at the idea. Sure, they’d been hooking up for nearly half a decade by this point, but four frantic trysts a year did not a relationship make. Certainly not a relationship which included gifts.
“Oh. I mean– thank you.” The sincerity felt strange on his tongue, but Yuna and David Hollander raised Shane with goddamn manners, and if somebody gave you a gift you said fucking thank you.
Even if that someone was Ilya Rozanov. Even if he was looking at you with a Cheshire Cat smile that made you think you’d seriously missed an important piece of context.
Or: Five times Ilya and Shane got each other gifts that absolutely, categorically, 100% didn't mean anything, and one time they gave up pretending.
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“Oh yes, I’m sure doctors would say this is fine,” Rozanov waved his hands around more violently. “‘Yes, Hollander’ they would say, ‘take your broken ribs and go get fucked so hard you cannot move. Is no problem, no problem at all’.”
“Bruised, not broken,” Shane corrected, although he knew that wasn’t really the point. “And a little rough sex isn’t going to kill me. I’ll be back on the ice before the next Raiders game, it won’t affect the season if you’re like…worried about poor sportsmanship or whatever.”
“Fuck Hollander, I do not care about the season! I care about–” Rozanov cut himself off sharply.
Shane gets injured during a game, then tries to hide that fact from Ilya. It goes about as well as you might expect.
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You were right there all along by sparrow30
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
01 Sep 2024
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Logan finds himself struggling with domestic living.
Wade decides to show Logan he prefers his Wolverines undomesticated.
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- Part 3 of Careful Verse
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Careful Verse by sparrow30
Fandom Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
02 Sep 2024
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Scenes of a Life by sparrow30
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
11 Apr 2021
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A set of standalone stories about Geralt, Jaskier, Yennefer and Ciri, chronicling the life they've built for themselves together.
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Leather and Lavender by sparrow30
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
28 Oct 2020
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