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    Wei Wuxian wakes up after a surgery, and there's a hot nurse.

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    21 Dec 2025

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    "I do not wish to leave my future spouse… dissatisfied with my intimate knowledge,” Lan Zhan says, very seriously. “I am hoping to find an instructor, to better prepare myself for such matters."

    Wei Ying feels his mouth drop open. He's pretty sure the Second Jade of Lan just told him he's a virgin who wants to learn how to do sex good.

    Rogue Cultivator Wei Wuxian is the stuff of local legends. Some of those legends are even true! The ones about his tremendous experience in bed, on the other hand, are not so true. Which becomes a problem when Lan Wangji, on the verge of an arranged marriage and worried he won’t know how to please his future spouse, enlists Wei Ying's help to teach him the art of love-making. Wei Ying's great at improvisation, though, and is pretty sure he's got this sex mentor thing under control. What could possibly go wrong?

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    16 Dec 2025

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    His long hair, gathered into a braid, is perfectly in place, not a wrinkle on his fancy clothes. He must be older than Wei Ying, although he couldn’t tell by how much. The unnatural perfection is what had attracted Wei Ying to him in the first place: in the flashing lights of the club, he had looked like a jade statue. Nie Huaisang, noticing where Wei Ying’s eyes had drifted to, had dared him to ask the guy to dance and well. The rest is history.

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    Wei Ying hooks up with a hot stranger on a night out; the last thing he expects is to see him again on the first day at his new job.

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    05 Dec 2025

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    “I know it’s shitty of me to be so skeptical about us being married, but. Everything is kind of how I thought my life would be. Except you,” Wei Ying said.

    Lan Zhan looked at him neutrally.

    “Do we...” Wei Ying looked around to see if anyone was nearby, then lowered his voice anyway and leaned in to whisper: “Do we have sex?”

    Lan Zhan let out a small huff of a laugh in response, as Wei Ying’s face flooded with color at the squirmy feeling even asking the question brought up in him.

    “Yes,” Lan Zhan replied, once he had gotten over his initial reaction. He maintained steady eye contact. “We do.”

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    Wei Ying is hit by a curse that temporarily takes away his last eight years of memories, including all of the years he's known his now-husband, Lan Zhan. Lan Zhan prepares himself for angst, but instead ends up having very sexy times with Wei Ying, who's having all of these horny feelings he's not used to.

    What's Lan Zhan supposed to do, not enjoy relieving Wei Ying of his virginity for a second time?

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    03 Dec 2025

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    24 Nov 2025

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    “I see.” Zuko closes the scroll. “Is the Water Tribe sending a replacement?”

    “Uh yeah,” Sokka gestures to himself dramatically. “You’re looking at him.”

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    01 Aug 2025

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    “Well—maybe you’ll get lucky, and Lan Wangji won’t like you at all. Then he might send you home and keep up his part of the deal anyway!”

    Nie Huaisang meant it as a joke, but Wei Ying sees potential.

    After all: if there’s one thing he’s learned in the months since the engagement, it’s that he is utterly unsuitable for a place like the Cloud Recesses.

    All he has to do is act like it.

     

    (...After a century of war, the great sects are looking to make peace by the most common means: marriage. When Wei Wuxian is promised to the Lan Clan, it is thought to be a grave insult.

    Things do not turn out the way anyone expects.)

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    13 Jun 2025

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    Wei Wuxian can't stop thinking of Lan Wangji having every single shiny thing he finds.

    Or: crowxian unknownly courting dragonji. that's it, that's the fic.

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    05 Jun 2025

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    Lan Zhan and Wei Ying, long-time friends who gradually lost touch with each other, accidentally find themselves on a date.

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    02 Jun 2025

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    Wei Wuxian dropped her hand to her side as Madam Yu and the dragons drew closer, refocusing before her mind wandered too far away. She needed to be demure and un-fox-like if she wanted to die a moderately less painful death. They couldn’t know what she was.

    “I hope this offering can lay the foundations for more amiable relations,” Madam Yu stated.

    ~*~ ~*~ ~*~

    Huli jings needed touch. It didn’t matter if it was sexual or platonic, but it was a biological necessity. Without touch, a huli jing would slowly wither and die.

    (In which huli jing Wei Wuxian becomes dragon Lan Wangji’s war prize, and biology brings them closer together.)

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    02 Jun 2025

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    After being dumped by his in-game husband, Wen Chow Chow, the Yiling Patriarch is approached by number one player, Hanguang Jun, who proposes that they get married to compete in a couples battle tournament together.

    In real life, Wei Wuxian is an aspiring computer science student who has a bit of a crush on campus heartthrob and computer genius, Lan Wangji. Little does he know that Lan Wangji fell in love with him on first sight and is actually his husband in game!

    A self-indulgent Love O2O AU

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    17 May 2025

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    While not having excessive experience with friendship, Lan Zhan has gathered enough from outside sources to construct a concept of it in his head. He has spent an inordinate amount of time trying to fit Wei Ying into the friendship category, but all his attempts were unsuccessful; no matter how hard Lan Zhan tries, how much he analyses and overanalyses their friendship, how much he extends the limits of friendship in his head, whatever the two of them have developed, it reaches beyond those limits.

    Friends don’t call each other pet names in the tone Wei Ying does, friends don’t kiss each other’s cheek, forehead, neck or hand as tenderly as they do. Friends don’t say my Lan Zhan, with honey dripping from their lips. Of course, they are best friends, a label that’s bound to alter and expand the lines drawn around friendship, but Lan Zhan still does not understand. Which is the issue, as per usual. He does not understand what they really are. He’d be more than content with whatever little crumbs Wei Ying chose to give him, but Wei Ying keeps offering himself up on a plate, in a way he does not do with anyone else, and Lan Zhan does not understand the intention behind it.

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    09 Nov 2024

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    Wei Wuxian sighs dramatically and straightens back up. “You can’t blame a man for trying, Lan Zhan. I bet you have people falling all over themselves for your number, huh?”

    Lan Wangji looks slightly uncomfortable at the prospect. “...No,” he repeats.

    “No?” asks Wei Wuxian incredulously. “Do you hang out with a lot of blind people or something?”

    “I have been told I do not have an engaging personality,” Lan Zhan says dryly. Wei Wuxian laughs.

    “Well, whoever said that was an idiot. I’m engaged.”

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    So Wei Wuxian's bar is a little haunted, it happens to the best of us. The point is that he's got it totally under control, no need for anyone from the Lan sect to ever drop by. Lan Wangji did not get the memo.

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    05 Nov 2024

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    “I’m not going to break him,” says Wei Ying, his voice quieter. Jiang Cheng, looking down at the baby, frowns.

    “We agreed – you’re here to carry bags. If you want something more – if you want something more, then tough. Babies come with a lot of cra – stuff, and someone’s gotta carry it.”

    “You can swear, Jiang Cheng. He’s three months old, he’s not going to internalize it.”

    “I’m not fudging up this child,” hisses Jiang Cheng.

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    30 Oct 2024

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    “You are a unique case,” Lan Wangji said. “I am not sure I will be able to help you. Even the methods of investigation will need to be experimental.”

    “Does that mean you won’t help?” Jiang Yanli asked.

    “No,” Lan Wangji answered slowly. He looked at Wei Wuxian. “But you must understand that the process would not always be... comfortable. And that, despite the possible discomfort, there are no guarantees that anything I learn will lead to a solution.”

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    Wei Wuxian goes to renowned scholar Lan Wangji for help with his core injury. In a twist that neither of them were expecting, it turns out that the solution to all his problems is a whole lot of magical, kinky sex.

    Like... a whole lot. But it's all for very important Reasons, they swear!

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    30 Oct 2024

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    Lan Wangji lifts his head to press his lips to Xiao-Hei's forehead, the kiss an expression of all the affection he has to offer.

    “Prrt?” Xiao-Hei says, and stretches, and—

    The weight on Lan Wangji increases abruptly, and his hands aren't touching soft fur anymore, they're touching soft skin—bare skin—and he's looking down into Xiao-Hei's yellow, slitted eyes, though not into Xiao-Hei's little cat face, but the face of a man.

    A beautiful, startled, very naked man.

    Or: Lan Wangji finds himself with a stray cat he didn't want, then a stray cultivator he pretends not to want, and then a stray boyfriend he definitely wants.

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    13 Sep 2024

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    Tony gets three dates to win over a skeptical Steve. Three, no more and no less.

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    17 Apr 2024

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    “Lan Zhan, ah, Lan Zhan, do you really want to kiss me so much?” Wei Wuxian laughs, but not unkindly. He pours Lan Zhan chrysanthemum tea and passes him the cup, watches him down it in a single swallow.

    “It is not only for that reason,” Lan Zhan says once he regains composure. He picks up another mouthful of noodles between his chopsticks and brings it up to his mouth. “But yes, I do. I always want to kiss Wei Ying.”

    Wei Wuxian knows it’s not only about that. Lan Zhan’s meals growing up were silent and restrained, and more often than not solitary. That’s why, Wei Wuxian supposes, he’s so intent on being able to share.

    A treatise on sharing meals and kisses in six parts, told over a year of wandering.

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    17 Feb 2024

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    Lan Wangji, generally speaking, did not make note of people. Of course there were exceptions, once faced with special kindness or distaste, but most often others left an imprint so light that it would fade from his mind in only a few days, if not minutes.

    He didn’t feel right in his skin for the rest of the day after meeting Wei Wuxian.

     

    or, lwj cannot remember wwx

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    06 Feb 2024

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    Wei Wuxian: right! the plan!

    Wei Wuxian: I call it Three B’s. Three B’s as in BOTTOMS UP, BOTTOMS OFF, BOTTOM DOWN

    Wei Wuxian: you want to know why?

    Jiang Cheng: no

    Wei Wuxian: it’s simple! first i ask lan zhan to come hang out, and we drink, thus: bottoms up! then, after I’ve gotten a little liquid courage, i will make a move and lan zhan will be seduced and we take off our clothes, thus: bottoms off! which will lead to me getting absolutely railed, wailing for mercy, thus: bottom down!

     

    or, wwx attempts to seduce lwj

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    06 Feb 2024

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